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Join Mark, Smithers, and Brick for weekly reviews of the newest movies and TV, pop culture news, video game discussions, sports talk, comic books, and more general nonsense.

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Oversharing - Episode 272

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Oversharing - Episode 272

    Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 272 of The Chumpcast! If nostalgia is your drug of choice, pack your pipe and enjoy the homage that is Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
    You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107.
    TIMESTAMPS!
    0:10 - What if Smithers is an actual felon, Bulls fans travel, surviving the guillotine, and Halo returns
    10:35 - Snooty Android users will get snooty emojis from snooty Apple users, losers everywhere rejoice and Jeff Bezos hands out complimentary colonoscopies
    15:00 - TRAILERS! Live-action Halo is actually happening, Nightmare Alley is supposedly sans-magic, Turning Red looks adorably malicious, Riz Ahmed’s sanity is in question in Encounter, and enough Spider-Man: No Way Home
    29:50 - The cast of the Harry Potter flicks is reuniting for the 20th anniversary of The Sorcerer’s Stone
    31:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark opines on a live-action Cowboy Bebop and Smithers relives the glory of Tiger King
    39:00 - DRAFT! First, a s****y movie suggestion from a listener and then we select the most iconic movie vehicles of all time
    58:00 - REVIEW! Ghostbusters: Afterlife starring Paul Rudd, Carrie Coon, McKenna Grace, and Finn Wolfhard
    1:15:05 - Next time on The Chumpcast…
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    Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    • 1 hr 17 min
    Red Notice and the Coolest Versions of The Rock - Episode 271

    Red Notice and the Coolest Versions of The Rock - Episode 271

    Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 271 of The Chumpcast! Mark and Smithers are holding it down this week as we discuss the latest starring The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot...it’s Red Notice.
    You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107.
    TIMESTAMPS!
    0:10 - Smithers is an unemployed piece of trash because he’s obviously a convicted felon or something
    4:05 - We have agreed to keep hosting this show but only because YouTube has eliminated the Thumbs Down counter for our videos
    14:45 - TRAILERS! Silent Night brings Kiera Knightley into dark comedy and Disney+ dumps first looks of She-Hulk, Moon Knight, Ms. Marvel, Baymax, and Secret Wars
    20:20 - Let’s run through all of this Disney+ content that dropped this week, regardless of how good it looks
    33:35 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Smithers is trudging through Succession and streaming Forza Horizon 5 while Mark watched a Boba Fett documentary
    38:15 - DRAFT! In honor of another Dwayne The Rock Johnson triumph, we’re selecting the coolest characters that this big bald mountain of a man has played
    52:20 - REVIEW! Gal Gadot, Ryan Reynolds, and The Rock team up for a very tropey heist flick
    1:07:30 - Next week, on The Chumpcast...
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    Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    • 1 hr 11 min
    Eternals and Hit Us With the Balls - Episode 270

    Eternals and Hit Us With the Balls - Episode 270

    Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 270 of The Chumpcast! We’re here to draft characters that have NO RIGHT to still be alive, plus a review of the latest Marvel blockbuster, The Eternals.
    You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107.
    TIMESTAMPS!
    0:10 - Mark tells us about the time he spent with JFK in Dallas this past weekend, plus Kid Rock’s bar
    3:15 - No one cares about Aaron Rodgers and his stupid opinions
    5:05 - TRAILERS! The Book of Boba Fett will save us, Swan Song looks complicated, Stranger Things is allegedly still coming, Moonfall looks dumb, but not as dumb as Morbius
    20:50 - Zack Snyder keeps talking about his Army of Darkness spinoffs and they just keep sounding worse
    26:45 - The next Spider-Man movie will reportedly run for 159 minutes. What’s too long for a movie?
    28:40 - Seth Rogen is getting a Donkey Kong spin-off because nothing matters anymore
    31:15 - I don’t know about you, but I when I think of Garfield the cat...I picture Chris Pratt’s face
    33:30 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Forza Horizon 5 is BANGIN, Brick loved The Harder They Fall, and Mark checks in with The Long Halloween on HBO Max
    42:45 - DRAFT TIME! Let’s field a team of characters who should DEFINITELY be dead by now
    1:01:15 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Gather round, children, to hear the story of the Pole Assassin
    1:06:20 - REVIEW! Let’s talk about Marvel’s latest blockbuster, The Eternals
    1:20:10 - Spoilers for The Eternals, you’ve been warned!
    1:29:00 - Next week, on The Chumpcast….
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    Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    • 1 hr 31 min
    Army of Thieves and Boo - Episode 269

    Army of Thieves and Boo - Episode 269

    Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 269 of The Chumpcast! Army of Thieves caught us all off guard this week, so let’s talk our way through it.
    You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107.
    TIMESTAMPS!
    0:10 - Smithers is angry, Mark is mean, and Brick doesn’t care, so I guess everything is normal again. Also, video game updates and Nickelodeon brawls
    9:25 - TRAILERS! Geralt of Rivia returns for Witcher S2, Buzz Lightyear might be a dirty cop, Wendell and Wild will reunite Key and Peele, and more Bebop
    19:00 - Denis Villeneuve will get a chance to finish the movie that he released half of in Dune 2
    22:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Inside Job on Netflix is a Rick and Morty clone, and that’s a good thing.  
    We also talk Only Murders in the Building and Succession
    27:30 - DRAFT! Heist crews, ASSEMBLE
    39:30 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Everyone step aside, Brick has a headline dump for you
    41:40 - REVIEW! Army of Thieves on Netflix was flat out surprising (in the best way)
    52:00 - Next week, on The Chumpcast….
    If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes.
    Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    • 54 min
    Dune is Weird and Pretty - Episode 267

    Dune is Weird and Pretty - Episode 267

    Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 268 of The Chumpcast! We're back from a week of conventioning to discuss Denis Villenueve's sci-fi epic, Dune.

    You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107.
    TIMESTAMPS!
    0:10 - Recapping our first convention in almost TWO YEARS and the painful realization that we’ll probably never make it to SDCC
    11:20 - TRAILERS! DC FanDome brought us looks at the Gotham Knights and Suicide Squad games, Peacemaker, The Flash, The Batman, and plenty more. Also, Uncharted looks cool and so does Cowboy Bebop
    32:50 - NEWS! Danny DeVito signs on for Haunted Mansion at Disney and Ryan Gosling will be the Ken to Margot Robbie’s Barbie
    36:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark is finally onboard with Formula 1 and Smithers has a soft spot for bad sci-fi comedies like Ghosts
    45:00 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A group of hackers is doing the Lord’s work by bringing Big Cotton Candy to its knees
    49:15 - REVIEW! Denis Villenueve’s Dune is weird and pretty, but is it any good?
    1:28:50 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….
    If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes.
    Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    • 1 hr 11 min
    No Time to Die and Questionable Spy Gadgets - Episode 266

    No Time to Die and Questionable Spy Gadgets - Episode 266

    Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 266 of The Chumpcast! It’s a final goodbye to Daniel Craig in James Bond: No Time to Die. Also, don’t forget that our LIVE show is happening at Wizard World Chicago this Friday, October 15th at 8 pm on the main stage. See you there!
    You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107.
    TIMESTAMPS!
    0:10 - Mark can’t function without Insta, is also bad at fantasy football, and Smithers might be smelly kid
    5:30 - Brick has joined the cult of lawn-supervising homeowners who watch the sprinkler and sip coffee
    6:50 - Someone at Wizard World doesn’t know who we are, because they’re putting us on the big stage next Friday night
    13:30 - Mark is going to Lambeau field, securing his new fandom of the Green Bay Packers because the Bears are leaving Chicago
    17:20 - TRAILERS! A look and Peacemaker and his sidekick Eagley, House of the Dragon is better have some goddamned dragons, and this new Resident Evil flick looks absolutely brutal (in the bad way)
    RECOMMENDATIONS! our resident Battlefield gamer stan, being a sucker for The Muppets and Steve Martin, and Anthony Bourdain’s stories rule
    35:30 - DRAFT! Let’s see who can pull the most questionable spy gadgets out of their butts (ft creepy Remy)
    56:00 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Would you believe that we had a consensus Best Ninja Alive? It definitely wasn’t because no one else did any research….
    1:02:15 - REVIEW! Daniel Craig’s final ride as James Bond in No Time to Die
    1:20:30 - SPOILERS for No Time to Die! You’ve been warned
    1:28:50 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….
    If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on iTunes.
    Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

    • 1 hr 31 min

Customer Reviews

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125 Ratings

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