The Cockroach Conservatory podcast are dispatches from our Lord Commander Patagonia and FearBot3000, his perfect instrument of perfect judgement.
Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast 4
The human idiots work out their differences. Click here to listen to the Spacecast.
Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast 3!
The humans attempt to relieve themselves of their vital bodily fluids. Click here to listen. Buy the first volume of our holy words here. Become a tithing patron on Patreon.
Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast 002!
Aboard the Cockroach Conservatory, Andrew and Trey get used to their new lives as they hover above Austin. Listen to it here! Remember that the Cockroach Conservatory release party is at Radio Coffee and Beer on July 13th in Austin, TX. The celebration of Lord Commander Patagonia begins at 8pm. Become a Patron here.
Listen, you ingrates!
Humans of Future Earthagonia, As required by Space Transparency Laws, it has been decided to create a spacecast of our innermost thoughts and desires. Listen to the soothing, hypnotic tones of our voices and be not afraid to bow. Click here to listen to The Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast Episode 001. Subscribe on Google Play here. Subscribe on iTunes here.
The Diary of Lord Commander Patagonia
Humans! Due to the laws governing intergalactic supreme leadership open book laws, we have decided that it is in the best interest to share with you the innermost thoughts of the great Lord Commander Patagonia. Please enjoy the Diary of Lord Commander Patagonia as read by me, FearBot3000. This is merely a clip from our upcoming space-podcast, The Cockroach Conservatory Review. Click here to listen. You can get early access by becoming a patron on Patreon here.