The Crittalkers Podcast

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The Crittalkers Podcast

The Crittalkers Podcast is an Actual Play DND Podcast about 3 goofy adventurers with powerful gifts they don’t fully understand set on a path to discover a secret that may cause the destruction of the last kingdom in the world. Britt plays Frey the rogue, a street urchin who decides to step up when his beloved orphanage is threatened. Shane plays Uther Dukem the Bard, a guardsman turned dockworker that accepted an offer to trade literal years of his life for knowledge power, and a new side hustle, he didn’t hesitate. Chris plays the fresh out of college Artificer, Stynexx, who applied to be an adventurer in pursuit of knowledge on how to use his mother’s magical necklace to prevent magical diseases from claiming any more lives. Features original music and voice acting talent by co-producer Ryan S. and original art and voice acting talent from Jake's wife Jennifer Millard. You can find her work at jennifermillardart.com

  1. EPISODE 1

    C1 Ep1 KoL The Beginning-ing

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Legacy (KoL) Everyone! The world ended about 1,000 years ago. The Kingdom of Legacy is a Dystopian Society where large corporations help adventurers survive in exchange for signing contracts they typically don’t look at close enough until it is too late! Join Frey, Uther, and Stynexx --three wannabe adventurers-- as they plan and gear up for their first adventure! So what if it isn't exactly sanctioned and official, at least it pays! Find us on the The Actual Playce Discord Server Hit us up with any questions or comments: Insta @crittalkerspodcast Facebook: crittalkerspodcast X: @Crittalkerspod or drop us an email thecast@crittalkerspodcast.com Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard Chris A. plays Stynexx the Arrificer Music/Sound Effects Include: Recap voice acting by Jennifer Millard, written by Jake Prewitt Frey is played by Britt H. Uther is played by Shane F Stynexx is played by Chris A. "Camera Flash" by MalarBrush "The Details Intro" by Ryan S. "The Details Long" by Ryan S. "Rest of The Fallen" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "Comedy - Detective" by Onoychenkomusic via Pixabay "Chamber Strings" by SigmaMusicArt via Pixabay "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Ponoree Theme" by Ryan S. "creaking noise" by Pixabay "dockside soudscape" by Pixabay "people talking in small room" by Pixabay "Saloon Door Squeak" by Pixabay "Traders calling Central Athens Market October 2018" by Pixabay "Vikings in battle (swords crossing, shields bashing, men yelling)" by Pixabay "Cracking Bones" VoiceBosch via Pixabay "Dramatic Piano and Strings" by UNIVERSFIELD via Pixabay Voice acting for Mims by Jennifer Millard, lines written by Jake Prewitt

    38 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    C1 Ep 2 KoL Find the Pretty Lady

    Uther wants to meet up early and share some good news. When they meet back up they share a strange experience and have an encounter with a small shadowy figure that leads to learning about 3 card monte aka find the pretty lady. All goes well until some uninvited guests show up! Find us on the The Actual Playce Discord Server Hit us up with any questions or comments: Insta @crittalkerspodcast Facebook: crittalkerspodcast X: @Crittalkerspod or drop us an email thecast@crittalkerspodcast.com Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard Chris A. plays Stynexx the Arrificer Music/Sound Effects Include: Recap voice acting by Jennifer Millard, written by Jake Prewitt Frey is played by Britt H. Uther is played by Shane F Stynexx is played by Chris A. "Camera Flash" by MalarBrush "The Details Intro" by Ryan S. "The Details Long" by Ryan S. "Rest of The Fallen" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "Comedy - Detective" by Onoychenkomusic via Pixabay "Chamber Strings" by SigmaMusicArt via Pixabay "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Halloween Spooky - Horror, Scary, Creepy Funny Monsters and Zombie" by SoundGalleryByDmitryTaras via Pixabay "Pranker" by SergeQuadrado via Pixabay "Hopeless" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "door slam angrily" by Pixabay "Camera Flash" by MalarBrush via Pixabay "Spirit Blossom" by RomanBelov via Pixabay "people talking in small room" by Pixaby "Analog Appliance Button 5" by floraphonic via Pixabay "tappingMic" by Pixabay "dockside soudscape" by Pixaby "DARK AMBIENT | background music for your project" by stereocode via Pixabay "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Trash can falling" by Pixabay "Let the Mystery Unfold" by geoffharvey via Pixabay "Pots and Pans Clatter 1" by Pixabay "vuilnis2" by Pixabay "Aluminum Cans" by Pixabay "Spooky Slow Boogie, Brolefilmer" by brolefilmer via Pixabay "Wood Crack 1" by Pixabay Voice acting for Mims by Jennifer Millard, lines written by Jake Prewitt

    41 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    C1 Ep 3 KoL Dipping Through the Alley

    The chase is on as the trio runs from a group of large well dressed men. Afterwards, Uther confronts his past. Stynexx looks for answers and Frey has a low key night in. Find us on the The Actual Playce Discord Server Hit us up with any questions or comments: Insta @crittalkerspodcast Facebook: crittalkerspodcast X: @Crittalkerspod or drop us an email thecast@crittalkerspodcast.com Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard Chris A. plays Stynexx the Arrificer Music/Sound Effects Include: Recap voice acting by Jennifer Millard, written by Jake Prewitt Frey is played by Britt H. Uther is played by Shane F Stynexx is played by Chris A. "Camera Flash" by MalarBrush "The Details Intro" by Ryan S. "The Details Long" by Ryan S. "Rest of The Fallen" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "Comedy - Detective" by Onoychenkomusic via Pixabay "Chamber Strings" by SigmaMusicArt via Pixabay "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Quirky Chase Music" by Ryan S. "Quirky Chase SFX mix1" Ryan S. "Listen Darkly" Ryan S. "Private Investigations" by NaturesEye "MagicCauldronBubbling" by Pixabay "Slips air release v1" by Pixabay "soda opening" by Pixabay "Tavern_Ambience_Inside_Laughter" by Pixabay "dockside soudscape" by Pixaby "Open and Closed Door" by SoundReality via Pixabay "Broom sweeping" by Pixabay "Which Path to Take?" by geoffharvey "Spirit Blossom" by RomanBelov via Pixabay "Call To Attention" by UNIVERSFIELD via Pixabay "Triple Knock on Door" by Pixabay "Dramatic Piano and Strings" by UNIVERSFIELD via Pixabay "iPhone Camera Capture" by Pixabay "Forcefield Ambience" by Pixabay "Crowd Shouting" by Pixabay

    50 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    C1 Ep 4 KoL Any Weird Creature

    The trio hitches a ride with Johnson, sing some jingles, and an encounter with bandits turns deadly. Frey endears himself to a busy mom, Stynexx is reunited with an old family friend (Jihm Buffay), and Uther drinks some dry wine. Jihm tells them the job and they finally get to work! Find us on the The Actual Playce Discord Server Hit us up with any questions or comments: Insta @crittalkerspodcast Facebook: crittalkerspodcast X: @Crittalkerspod or drop us an email thecast@crittalkerspodcast.com Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard Chris A. plays Stynexx the Arrificer Music/Sound Effects Include: Recap voice acting by Jennifer Millard, written by Jake Prewitt Frey is played by Britt H. Uther is played by Shane F Stynexx is played by Chris A. "Camera Flash" by MalarBrush "The Details Intro" by Ryan S. "The Details Long" by Ryan S. "Rest of The Fallen" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "Comedy - Detective" by Onoychenkomusic via Pixabay "Chamber Strings" by SigmaMusicArt via Pixabay "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Traders calling Central Athens Market October 2018" by Pixaby "Ponoree Theme" by Ryan S. "Ponerman" by Ryan S. "Loyalty To The Crown" Grand_Project via Pixabay "Radar-Fantastic-MrJmix2nd" by Pixabay "072557_"get ready" mixed.wav" by Pixabay "Female Voice: And so it begins" by Pixabay "Woman Walking" by SoundReality via Pixabay "Percussive Drum Hit 4" by floraphonic via Pixabay "Medium Crowd Chatter" by Pixabay "11 Carboard Box Folding" by Pixabay "Reins" by Pixabay "Donkey Bray" by Pixabay "sawmill noises" by Pixabay "forest with small river birds and nature field recording" by Pixabay "DARK AMBIENT | background music for your project" by stereocode via Pixabay "Food" by Infraction, OddVision https://bit.ly/3YKyWY5 Music promoted by Inaudio: http://bit.ly/3qxoX6U "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "lighter strike" by Pixabay "Fire Torch Whoosh 2" by floraphonic via Pixabay "slashkut" Pixabay "d20 rolls" by Pixabay "Dragon Breathes Fire 1" by floraphonic via Pixabay "splat" by Pixabay "Crackling Fireplace - Nature Sounds" by JuliusH via Pixabay "MacLeod's Tiki Bar" by Tim_Kulig_Free_Music via Pixabay "086169_Dropping keys in a bowl" by Pixabay "door-open-close" by Pixabay "Opening a bottle of beer" by Pixabay "Opening a bottle of wine" by Pixabay "Glass Clink 8" by floraphonic via Pixabay "wine glass clink" by Pixabay "Slash1" by Pixabay Voice acting for King Errant by Ryan S., lines written by Jake Prewitt

    54 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    C1 Ep 5 KoL The Ostrich Dance

    The trio goes looking for weird creatures, Frey has a good idea, Uther climbs a tree and plays a flute, and Stynexx does a dance. Oh, and they debate on what to call their little group! Find us on the The Actual Playce Discord Server Hit us up with any questions or comments: Insta @crittalkerspodcast Facebook: crittalkerspodcast X: @Crittalkerspod or drop us an email thecast@crittalkerspodcast.com Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard Chris A. plays Stynexx the Arrificer Music/Sound Effects Include: Recap voice acting by Jennifer Millard, written by Jake Prewitt Frey is played by Britt H. Uther is played by Shane F Stynexx is played by Chris A. "Camera Flash" by MalarBrush "The Details Intro" by Ryan S. "The Details Long" by Ryan S. "Rest of The Fallen" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "Comedy - Detective" by Onoychenkomusic via Pixabay "Chamber Strings" by SigmaMusicArt via Pixabay "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Chamber Strings" by SigmaMusicArt via Pixabay "Magic Chargeup" by Pixabay "superhero theme - extended" Humanoide_Media via Pixabay "Let the Mystery Unfold" by geoffharvey via Pixabay "Explosive Glass Shattering" by Pixabay "Vintage Comedy" by PianoAmor via Pixabay "record_scratch" by Pixabay "Cinematic Spaghetti Western Music - Tales from the West" by Humanoide_Media via Pixabay Voice acting for King Errant by Ryan S., lines written by Jake Prewitt

    41 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    C1 Ep 6 KoL Drinks with Frank

    The trio continues to hunt down the weird creatures. Frey makes a friend, Uther tips a rat and Stynexx gets help to clean up a spill! Find us on the The Actual Playce Discord Server Hit us up with any questions or comments: Insta @crittalkerspodcast Facebook: crittalkerspodcast X: @Crittalkerspod or drop us an email thecast@crittalkerspodcast.com Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard Chris A. plays Stynexx the Arrificer Music/Sound Effects Include: Recap voice acting by Jennifer Millard, written by Jake Prewitt Frey is played by Britt H. Uther is played by Shane F Stynexx is played by Chris A. "Camera Flash" by MalarBrush "The Details Intro" by Ryan S. "The Details Long" by Ryan S. "Rest of The Fallen" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "Comedy - Detective" by Onoychenkomusic via Pixabay "Chamber Strings" by SigmaMusicArt via Pixabay "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Cyberpunk 2099" by AleXZavesa via Pixabay "Rolling coin" by Pixabay "Bottle Shattering" by Pixabay "Tikus" by SondangSirait419 via Pixabay "Magic Chargeup" by Pixabay "basement looking around and assessing situation" by Pixabay "Doofy Song" by Ryan S. "Carribean Vibe" by Ryan S. "Body fall" by Pixabay "Bird Chrip" by herkesicinbisikletpodcast via Pixabay "Breaking glass" by Pixabay "Loud Echoing Burp Soundeffect" by Alex_Jauk via Pixabay "Fist Punch or kick" by Pixabay "Frying Pan Over The Head" by Pixabay "Groovy Ambient Funk" by moodmode via Pixabay "Male Scream in Fear" by UNIVERSFIELD via Pixabay "Man Scream" by UNIVERSFIELD via Pixabay "Punch 2" by Pixabay "Running" by Pixabay "Scott Joplin - The Entertainer" by Abydos_Music via Pixabay "Wilhelm 1" by Pixabay "Flapping" by Pixabay "Magic Chargeup" by Pixabay "superhero theme" Humanoide_Media via Pixabay "Opening a bottle of beer" by Pixabay "flapping" by Pixabay "HUGE fart" by Pixabay "Slime Squish 5" by floraphonic via Pixabay "Slime Squish 14" by floraphonic via Pixabay "A Cup Of Noodles For You!" by Arcdevine via Pixabay "Tricycle wheel squeek" by Pixabay "energy hum" by Pixabay "Steps indoor 1" by Pixabay "Setting Cast Iron on Stove" by Pixabay "energy hum" by Pixabay "The Blade_Main" by Grand_Project via Pixabay "STEPS IN CORRIDOR" by Pixabay Voice acting for King Errant by Ryan S., lines written by Jake Prewitt

    45 min

  7. EPISODE 7

    C1 Ep 7 KoL Catchin' Crabs

    The trio still continues to hunt down the weird creatures. (yes still) Frey enjoys a snack and misses most of a fight, Uther makes some small talk and Stynexx gets some help to stop swearing. Find us on the The Actual Playce Discord Server Hit us up with any questions or comments: Insta @crittalkerspodcast Facebook: crittalkerspodcast X: @Crittalkerspod or drop us an email thecast@crittalkerspodcast.com Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard Chris A. plays Stynexx the Arrificer Music/Sound Effects Include: Recap voice acting by Jennifer Millard, written by Jake Prewitt Frey is played by Britt H. Uther is played by Shane F Stynexx is played by Chris A. "Camera Flash" by MalarBrush "The Details Intro" by Ryan S. "The Details Long" by Ryan S. "Rest of The Fallen" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "Comedy - Detective" by Onoychenkomusic via Pixabay "Chamber Strings" by SigmaMusicArt via Pixabay "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Let the Mystery Unfold" by geoffharvey via Pixabay "forest with small river birds and nature field recording" via Pixabay "Calm Stream In Forest" via Pixabay "Britt's-Battle-Music-Music-extended" by Ryan S. "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Bone Crack (1)" by Pixabay "STEPS IN CORRIDOR" by Pixabay "Britt's Battle Music" by Ryan S. "Lone Wolf" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "Wiggle Until You Giggle" by GoldenSoundLabs via Pixabay "Metal Whoosh Hit 9" by floraphonic via Pixabay "Dragonfly" by Pixabay "Wings of insects" by Pixabay "Dark Ambient Horror Cinematic Halloween Atmosphere Scary" by SoundGalleryByDmitryTaras "Creaking Rope Foley 3" by floraphonic via Pixabay "DARK AMBIENT | background music for your project" by stereocode via Pixabay "Basketball Net Swish Sound" by Pixabay "Beginning Of A Reversal" by Lui_Epicmusic via Pixabay "Bug Zapper" by Pixabay Voice acting for King Errant by Ryan S., lines written by Jake Prewitt

    45 min

  8. EPISODE 8

    C1 Ep 8 KoL Toadally Confused

    Still on the hunt for weird creatures, the trio follows the croaks of a toad ends up going for a swim! Frey stays true to himself, Uther grabs a roadie, and Stynexx is living that toad life. Find us on the The Actual Playce Discord Server Hit us up with any questions or comments: Insta @crittalkerspodcast Facebook: crittalkerspodcast X: @Crittalkerspod or drop us an email thecast@crittalkerspodcast.com Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard Chris A. plays Stynexx the Arrificer Music/Sound Effects Include: Recap voice acting by Jennifer Millard, written by Jake Prewitt Frey is played by Britt H. Uther is played by Shane F Stynexx is played by Chris A. "Camera Flash" by MalarBrush "The Details Intro" by Ryan S. "The Details Long" by Ryan S. "Rest of The Fallen" by GuilhermeBernardes via Pixabay "Comedy - Detective" by Onoychenkomusic via Pixabay "Chamber Strings" by SigmaMusicArt via Pixabay "Dizzy ellectric bolt spell 1" by FxProSound via Pixabay "Let the Mystery Unfold" by geoffharvey via Pixabay "5 meters dive" by Pixabay "Eating sound effect" by Pixabay "Eating Chips" by Pixabay "Study Sleep Eat" by Lesfm via Pixabay "low engine hum" by Pixabay "Dark Ambient Horror Cinematic Halloween Atmosphere Scary" by SoundGalleryByDmitryTaras "Kid playing in a swimming pool" by Pixabay "07 Frogs" by Pointman2000 via Pixabay "Underwater Ambience" by Pixabay "SFX_Submerge" by Pixabay "Underwater Movement Whoosh 4" by floraphonic via Pixabay "Wings of insects" by Pixabay "Bug Zapper" by Pixabay "Plate Put Down" by Pixabay "record_scratch" by Pixabay "superhero theme - extended" Humanoide_Media via Pixabay "Beginning Of A Reversal" by Lui_Epicmusic via Pixabay "door-open-close" by Pixabay "Robot moving, driving, takeoff, motor sound - 12 different SEs" by ShidenBeatsMusic via Pixabay "Computer Sounds" by Pixabay "Computer Processing - Sound Effect-01" by SamuelFJohanns via Pixabay "HI PANIC SWEEP" by Liecio via Pixabay "No luck! Too bad! Disappointing! - Sound Effect" by ShidenBeatsMusic via Pixabay "Brass Fail 8 B" by floraphonic via Pixabay

    52 min
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The Crittalkers Podcast is an Actual Play DND Podcast about 3 goofy adventurers with powerful gifts they don’t fully understand set on a path to discover a secret that may cause the destruction of the last kingdom in the world. Britt plays Frey the rogue, a street urchin who decides to step up when his beloved orphanage is threatened. Shane plays Uther Dukem the Bard, a guardsman turned dockworker that accepted an offer to trade literal years of his life for knowledge power, and a new side hustle, he didn’t hesitate. Chris plays the fresh out of college Artificer, Stynexx, who applied to be an adventurer in pursuit of knowledge on how to use his mother’s magical necklace to prevent magical diseases from claiming any more lives. Features original music and voice acting talent by co-producer Ryan S. and original art and voice acting talent from Jake's wife Jennifer Millard. You can find her work at jennifermillardart.com

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  • Creator
    Crittalkers Enterprises
  • Episodes
    40
  • Seasons
    1
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2025 Crittalkers Enterprises
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    The Crittalkers Podcast

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