22 episodes

In a world where cities are playgrounds and playgrounds are arenas. Where arenas are battlegrounds, and battlegrounds are sectioned into streets and streets are bisected by school crosswalks and school crosswalks are the frontline in an ancient battle where crossing guards are the warriors that stand between the everyday, holding up a stop sign to the end of days... and the end of days is going way over 15 MPH/30 KPH in a school crossing zone. 

The Crossing Guard Tapes The Crossing Guard Tapes

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    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings

In a world where cities are playgrounds and playgrounds are arenas. Where arenas are battlegrounds, and battlegrounds are sectioned into streets and streets are bisected by school crosswalks and school crosswalks are the frontline in an ancient battle where crossing guards are the warriors that stand between the everyday, holding up a stop sign to the end of days... and the end of days is going way over 15 MPH/30 KPH in a school crossing zone. 

    Tape 4: Side A [Episode 7]

    Tape 4: Side A [Episode 7]

    The season two premiere finds Mike in a bewildering and perplexing situation, wallowing in a bleak and unlit place, unsure of where he is and how he got there. His clouded memory slowly returns as he begins to fully realize his predicament.

    • 15 min
    Tape 4: Side B [Episode 8]

    Tape 4: Side B [Episode 8]

    Mike is in hot water. How much, he’s not sure. Unclear of where he is and the motives of his captors, Mike plays for time.

    • 18 min
    Tape 5: Side A [Episode 9]

    Tape 5: Side A [Episode 9]

    Mike is starting get a sense that he is out of danger… for the time being, anyway. But what is this place? A prison? A hospital? A secret military base? A temple for some bizarre religious cult? Mike has no choice but to play along.

    • 15 min
    Tape 5: Side B [Episode 10]

    Tape 5: Side B [Episode 10]

    Mike is finally settling in here at the compound, which can only mean one thing... he’s starting to go stir crazy.

    • 18 min
    Tape 6: Side A [Episode 11]

    Tape 6: Side A [Episode 11]

    Mr. Jakeman’s last words to Mike were to “split up and get back to the compound any way that you can." Just like everything in life, that's easier said than done.

    • 18 min
    Tape 6: Side B [Episode 12]

    Tape 6: Side B [Episode 12]

    In  the season two finale, Mike has found the compound, and is desperately trying to find a way back in. He’s tired. He’s hungry. He’ll do just about anything. He might even visit the fortune teller on the corner...

    • 19 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

I’m still Evo Terra ,

Oddly good!

This is an oddball story, not gonna lie. It feels pretty goofy on the surface, but there's something deeper and more nefarious going on as the tale progresses.

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