The Dick Show

Dick Masterson
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The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.

  1. 3D AGO

    Episode 461 - Dick on High-Fives

    A shady blood lab, the Mexican Navy has a fashion show (for fat women), some homeless start a piss war with Johnny, my dad loads a crib into my truck, the baby does a high five, my contractor pisses off the inspector, an X-Men religion, Tim Walz' son is not retarded after all, doctors with grills without borders, The Forever War against women, Nick Fuentes vs. old men, self-deportation ads in Los Angeles, and a woman with a world famous FUPA takes on the haters; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    2h 3m
  2. Episode 460 - Dick on The Fear

    MAY 12

    Episode 460 - Dick on The Fear

    My hearing blows out, Kanye releases a funny song, homelessness is solved with a new invention, Pakistan saves the Internet from India, Reddit gets experimented on, nitrous, Maddox wins the "Retard of the Month" award, Vito gets banned from Hackamania, statues of fat Black women pop up all over the Earth, and how many Mexicans does it take to restart a water heater; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    1h 45m

  3. APR 28

    Episode 459 - Dick on Time is a Fat Circle

    Tickets for Road Rage/WATP Boston are up at live.dick.show, my deck is "finished" and I have questions, the speed of technology vs. fat incompetence, murrlogic calls in, ex-girlfriend advice for a young man who is about to make a big mistake, a 5/5 porno game, and Hackamania drama; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    2h 24m

  4. APR 23 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    WATP/TDS #31 - The Fab Fatties & Fierce Fatty

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    2h 3m
  5. Episode 458 - Dick on The Ringer

    APR 22

    Episode 458 - Dick on The Ringer

    Jeff Bridges names my son, the deck police chase some burglars, the wedding blackface painter is caught, Kanye blows the Fourth Reich, "You don't complain about Islam enough", a tribal contest to pick up a fat American woman, a gangster photoshops his knuckles, the Chinese attack luxury goods, the perfect amount of women, how to meet friends in the city after 30, and the WATP/TDS Live Show is coming on June 21st; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    2h 6m

  6. APR 14

    Episode 457 - Dick on Obesity Simulation Suits

    Experts weigh in on experts, every deck in my neighborhood gets busted, a medical obesity simulation suit, a woman breaks a tree, a working in a factory survey, the Department of War blocks me for telling them not to kill kids, advice to hit on a girl at work, Weight Watchers goes bankrupt, Starbucks goes on strike, and fake crazy people; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    2h 47m

  7. APR 10 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Bonus Episode 97 - Dick on Happiness and Fulfillment

    Nocturnal Mexicans, a first-person shooter dating app, a God that hates taxes, fake golf, an attack dog that knows when your wife is spending money, POV and the annual Women of the Year awards, an evil Alexa that makes women lose weight, vibe coding, a funeral fleshlight, a very weird man makes AI, and the finale of Maddox's interview with Dr. Joe; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

    1h 50m
  8. Episode 456 - Dick on The Liar's Fund

    APR 7

    Episode 456 - Dick on The Liar's Fund

    Cooking with grease, a woman turns left in a large car, tariffs, Read Dead Redemption 2 is spoiled, Tinder for babies, a man is stabbed over a chair, a woman fixes the ghetto, a guy cheats on his girlfriend... or did he? Chinese Uber drivers, a Samoan sumo wrestler, "don't rob me, I'm Jewish", and three fat women crash a car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    2h 6m
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The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.

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  • Creator
    Dick Masterson
  • Years Active
    2016 - 2025
  • Episodes
    479
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    The Dick Show
  • Provider
    Dax Herrera

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