The Exorcist: Believer MONDAY NIGHT HORROR

Unlike his Halloween trilogy, which started strong and then rapidly declined, David Gordon Green decided to start his exorcist trilogy in the septic tank, so he'd have nowhere to go but up. Unfortunately for him and fortunately for us, he was fired after making this bland, boring, generic exorcism movie, so we will never have to see another DGG Exorcist. The title Believer is certainly true. After watching this, you'll be a believer. You'll believe that the original Exorcist is the only movie in franchise worth watching. You'll believe that the director was justly removed from the project. And you'll believe that even the most mind numbing movies are better when you watch along with your pals Mike and Mike.