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When it comes to Christmas, we all know the drill: big jolly guy, red suit, workshop full of elves, sleigh pulled by reindeer, and the dutiful wife standing off to the side. But what if everything we’ve been told is a lie? Hot Coco has been sitting silently on this lie for years. She dreamed up the whole shebang -- and then found herself tossed out like a stocking full of coal when her boyfriend at the time, Ari, christened himself “Santa Claus”. Ari stole the entire operation when things took off. He decided to ditch Coco in favor of a new and more proper wife...Carol. Things only get crazier from there as Coco tries to take back what's hers and save Christmas! The First Mrs. Claus is a christmas musical podcast starring Michelle Visage, Lewis Black, RuPaul, Kristin Chenoweth, Cecil Baldwin, Ross Matthews, Josh Peck, David Cummings, Ray Dalton, Camila Recchio and more.

The First Mrs. Claus The Paragon Collective

    • Performing Arts
    • 4.4 • 297 Ratings

When it comes to Christmas, we all know the drill: big jolly guy, red suit, workshop full of elves, sleigh pulled by reindeer, and the dutiful wife standing off to the side. But what if everything we’ve been told is a lie? Hot Coco has been sitting silently on this lie for years. She dreamed up the whole shebang -- and then found herself tossed out like a stocking full of coal when her boyfriend at the time, Ari, christened himself “Santa Claus”. Ari stole the entire operation when things took off. He decided to ditch Coco in favor of a new and more proper wife...Carol. Things only get crazier from there as Coco tries to take back what's hers and save Christmas! The First Mrs. Claus is a christmas musical podcast starring Michelle Visage, Lewis Black, RuPaul, Kristin Chenoweth, Cecil Baldwin, Ross Matthews, Josh Peck, David Cummings, Ray Dalton, Camila Recchio and more.

    The Heads of Sierra Blanca

    The Heads of Sierra Blanca

    This is the first episode of The Heads of Sierra Blanca.
     
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    • 40 min
    Yule Never Catch Us

    Yule Never Catch Us

    After Judge Green hands down his verdict, Coco finds herself locked up in jail... but all is not lost, because a surprising group of saviors band together to help her spread holiday magic throughout the world before Christmas morning arrives.
    Cast List:
     
    Hot Coco - Michelle Visage
    Carol Claus - Kristin Chenoweth
    Attorney Sal Vation - Cecil Baldwin
    Judge Green - RuPaul
    Jail Guard - Josh Peck
    Holly Day - Jordyn Curet
    Ari AKA Santa - Lewis Black
    Nancy Grace - Nancy Grace
    Written by Michael Ross and Alex Aldea
     
    Directed by Alex Aldea and Michael Ross
     
    Edited by Alex Aldea
     
    Score composed by Andrew Joslyn and Alex Aldea
     
    Drop Offs was written by Alex Aldea and features Camila Recchio and Kirsten Mandt
     
    Foley and Sound Design: Alex Aldea and Victor Figueroa
    Mixed by Dave Andrew West at London Bridge Studios
    This episode is sponsored by TodayTix and StitchFix

    • 24 min
    Ho-Ho-Home Invasion

    Ho-Ho-Home Invasion

    It's an uneasy alliance between two Mrs. Clauses when Hot Coco and Carol are forced to team up on Christmas Eve, but an encounter with a bratty child sends this sleigh ride even further off the rails.
     
     Cast List:
     
    Hot Coco - Michelle Visage
    Carol Claus - Kristin Chenoweth
    Attorney Sal Vation - Cecil Baldwin
    Judge Green - RuPaul
    Holly Day - Jordyn Curet
    Mrs. Day - Kate Siegel
    Mr. Day - Alex Aldea
    Nancy Grace - Nancy Grace
    Written by Michael Ross and Alex Aldea
     
    Directed by Alex Aldea and Michael Ross
     
    Edited by Alex Aldea
     
    Score composed by Andrew Joslyn and Alex Aldea
     
    Santa Lost a Good Thing was written by Alex Aldea and features Camila Recchio
     
    Foley and Sound Design: Alex Aldea and Victor Figueroa
    This episode is sponsored by Zola.

    • 19 min
    Elf You!

    Elf You!

    When Olivier the elf shows up at her door in crisis, Hot Coco heads to the North Pole -- where she comes face-to-face with Santa Claus for the first time in many years, leading to an explosive confrontation.
     
     Cast List:
     
    Hot Coco - Michelle Visage
    Ari Aka Santa - Lewis Black
    Carol Claus - Kristin Chenoweth
    Attorney Sal Vation - Cecil Baldwin
    Judge Green - RuPaul
    Olivier de Elf - Ross Matthews
    Nancy Grace - Nancy Grace
    Written by Michael Ross and Alex Aldea
     
    Directed by Alex Aldea and Michael Ross
     
     Edited by Alex Aldea
     
     Score composed by Andrew Joslyn and Alex Aldea
     
    Santa Lost a Good Thing was written by Alex Aldea and features Camila Recchio
     
     Foley and Sound Design: Alex Aldea and Victor Figueroa
    This episode is sponsored by TodayTix and StitchFix.

    • 22 min
    The People Vs. Coco Claus

    The People Vs. Coco Claus

    Under rigorous pressure from DICK (the Department of Internal Christmas Knowledge), Hot Coco reveals the truth about the origins of Christmas as we know it, as well as her own past with the man who became Santa Claus.
     
     Cast List:
     
    Hot Coco - Michelle Visage
    Ari Aka Santa - Lewis Black
    Carol Claus - Kristin Chenoweth
    Attorney Sal Vation - Cecil Baldwin
    Judge Green - RuPaul
    Olivier de Elf - Ross Matthews
    Ed N. Forcer - David Cummings
    Nancy Grace - Nancy Grace
    Written by Michael Ross and Alex Aldea
     
    Directed by Alex Aldea and Michael Ross
     
     Edited by Alex Aldea
     
     Score composed by Andrew Joslyn and Alex Aldea
     
    Believe was written by Alex Aldea and features Camila Recchio as well as Ray Dalton
     
     Foley and Sound Design: Alex Aldea
    This episode is sponsored by TodayTix and StitchFix.

    • 32 min
    The First Mrs. Claus Trailer

    The First Mrs. Claus Trailer

    This is a trailer for The First Mrs. Claus

    • 2 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
297 Ratings

297 Ratings

Juju23ju ,

Love it

I love the story and it has the actors and actresses that I love. Just wish it didn’t have Grace Nancy.

falconeerfan1 ,

A fun binge

I listened to this during the holidays and was pretty entertained. The fact that they made such a satire is great

BogartBabe87 ,

A romping good time!

This was a fantastic assemblage of talent and so much fun to listen to while tending to pre-holiday celebration preparations! Bravo!

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