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The humorous, yet ruthless Harry Potter podcast of your dreams. The intersectional HP analysis you never knew you needed. Harry Potter, but make it queer.

The Gayly Prophet | A Harry Potter Podcast Harry Potter

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The humorous, yet ruthless Harry Potter podcast of your dreams. The intersectional HP analysis you never knew you needed. Harry Potter, but make it queer.

    80. Synchronized Stunning: GoF chapter 9

    80. Synchronized Stunning: GoF chapter 9

    Why doesn’t Harry Potter, of all people, know what a Death Eater is? Is the Ministry ineffective or is there a more sinister reason for their incompetence? Is Ludo Bagman a himbo?
    All this and so much more in today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet!

    Want to skip this week’s politics section? Skip minutes 30:00 - 49:45

    Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell!

    Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions!

    Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet

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    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    -Edited from the original-

    • 1 hr 20 min
    79. Is Viktor Krum a Veela? G0F chapter 8

    79. Is Viktor Krum a Veela? G0F chapter 8

    This week: Why is Cornelius Fudge so bad at his job? Do any women work at the ministry of magic? What’s going on with Veela evolution? Why is this worldbuilding so bad??? And more!

    Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell!

    Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet

    Find out everything you want to know and buy our merch at hashtagruthless.com

    Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com

    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    -Edited from the original-

    • 1 hr 22 min
    The Gayly Prophet Half-ter Dark

    The Gayly Prophet Half-ter Dark

    This week we have a little gift for you: a Letter to the Editor episode, originally published on Patreon and now available for everyone! 

    For a variety of reasons we are super behind on recording. What’s more, there are 5 Tuesdays this month, meaning we have to put out 6 episodes (including We Are The Gayers), which is tough under any circumstance. 

    Long story short, we will be back with chapter 8 in two weeks, but we wanted to give you a little something to tide you over until then! 

    So settle in to hear us talk about Snape; magic shoes; the etymology of Hagrid’s name; Sirius; Evil Dumbledore; and Prof. RJ Lupin’s briefcase! 


    Here’s that butterbeer video: https://youtu.be/fhCKQLWZuK4

    Want more content like this? Join our Patreon at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet

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    Music: "Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-edited from the original-

    Music from https://filmmusic.io"Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)-edited from the original-

    • 47 min
    78. Glamping: GoF chapter 7

    78. Glamping: GoF chapter 7

    Why were flying carpets outlawed? Why is this muggle here? Why is Scoundrel JKR…like this? Can Archie just live, ffs? And more!

    The episode of Witch, Please that we discussed is called “The Nation State.”

    Join us for a live watch of ‘Warriors of Virtue’ on our Patreon discord server on July 29th at 8pm Eastern!

    Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell!

    Get early-release, extended episodes of TGP by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet

    Find out everything you want to know and buy our merch at hashtagruthless.com

    Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com

    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    -Edited from the original-

    • 1 hr 19 min
    77. Give Molly Weasley a Wine Mom Weekend: GoF chapter 6

    77. Give Molly Weasley a Wine Mom Weekend: GoF chapter 6

    Today we are discussing chapter 6 of Goblet of Fire, including: The disaster that is witch transportation; how Molly Weasley demonstrates the extreme not-feminism of these books; so many questions about apparition; the fact that Cedric Diggory is sO hAnDSoME; and more!

    Find part two of our gender/sexuality advice episode at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet?filters[is_public]=true and while you’re there, take a moment to participate in our astrology poll!

    Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell!

    Get early-release, extended episodes of TGP by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet

    Find out everything you want to know and buy our merch at thegaylyprophet.com

    Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com

    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io"Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)-Edited from the original-

    • 1 hr 3 min
    76. The Hopepunk Revolution: a conversation with Chuck Tingle

    76. The Hopepunk Revolution: a conversation with Chuck Tingle

    Welcome, one and all, to an hour of heartwarming joy. We had the incredible honor of getting to talk with World’s Greatest Author Chuck Tingle for a second time, and we cannot overstate how wonderful it was. Listen now for conversations about calling JKR a scoundrel, the importance of joyful autistic representation, sincerity as revolutionary tactic, how to stay positive in this troubling timeline, and so much more!

    Find Chuck at chucktingle.com and on instagram and twitter @chucktingle

    Read that article about Hopepunk: https://www.vox.com/2018/12/27/18137571/what-is-hopepunk-noblebright-grimdark

    Find us: hashtagruthless.com, instagram.com/thegaylyprophet, twitter.com/thegaylyprophet, patreon.com/thegaylyprophet

    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester
    Music from https://filmmusic.io"Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)-Edited from the original-

    • 1 hr 9 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
279 Ratings

279 Ratings

Ezra Vikberg ,

Amazing Podcast, Amazing Hosts!

I just finished catching up with this podcast after about 6 months of not listening, and I am constantly reminded of how much I enjoy listening to Jessie and Lark! Their commentary on the chapters and their general disposition is so pleasing to listen to, from the jokes to the more serious sections. I especially enjoyed their pride episodes this year! It’s always a moment of joy in my day to see that either this podcast or EsGAYpe from Reality has updated, keep it up besties!!

its.Jade92 ,

Amazing podcast!

Just found the podcast a couple weeks ago and have been hooked ever since! 🤍🤍🤍

sydneythesinner ,

Deserves nothing less than 5 stars

I started listening to this show about a year ago and have never been disappointed. Both this show and Esgaype from reality are phenomenal. Lark and Jessie are able to read into the sub-sub-subtext while being absolutely hilarious. All in all, the best thing since sliced bread.

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