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The humorous, yet ruthless Harry Potter podcast of your dreams. The intersectional HP analysis you never knew you needed. Harry Potter, but make it queer.

The Gayly Prophet | A Harry Potter Podcast Harry Potter

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    • 4.8 • 260 Ratings

The humorous, yet ruthless Harry Potter podcast of your dreams. The intersectional HP analysis you never knew you needed. Harry Potter, but make it queer.

    72. Flimsy, Shallow Bottoms: GoF chapter 5

    72. Flimsy, Shallow Bottoms: GoF chapter 5

    In today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet: Bill Weasley: thieving colonizer or genderqueer babe? Why are the Weasleys such bad parents? How does food magic work and why don’t they teach it at Hogwarts? Does Ginny play Pokemon? Plus, our first Foreign Correspondence segment, and much more!

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    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    -Edited from the original-

    Music in this episode:
    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    -Edited from the original-

    • 1 hr 20 min
    71. A Witch in Muggle’s Clothing: GoF chapter 4

    71. A Witch in Muggle’s Clothing: GoF chapter 4

    Will Dudley Dursley grow up to be Daddy Dudley? Where do these witch children get muggle clothes? Is Arthur Weasley neurodivergent? Why is everyone so mean in this chapter? Find out in today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet!

    Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell!

    Get early-release, extended episodes of TGP by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet

    Find out everything you want to know and buy our merch at thegaylyprophet.com

    Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com

    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

    Music in this episode:
    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

    Not As It Seems by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4144-not-as-it-seems
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    -Edited from the original-

    • 1 hr 1 min
    70. Holy Fatphobia, Batman: GoF chapter 3

    70. Holy Fatphobia, Batman: GoF chapter 3

    This week’s episode is 2/3 Politics Section but also includes fun facts about orca whales, a discussion of the joy of putting stickers on your mail, a floorboard-facts segment with Lark’s partner, and more!

    Major cw for discussions of dieting, eating disorders, and fatphobia. If that’s not a conversation you should listen to right now, please skip minutes 26:15 through 1:02:15

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    Help us with transcriptions at thegaylyprophet.com/transcriptions

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    Find out everything you want to know at thegaylyprophet.comtranscriptions

    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    • 1 hr 19 min
    69. Harry Potter and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Exposition: GoF chapter 2

    69. Harry Potter and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Exposition: GoF chapter 2

    Has Harry Potter ever read a book? Was JKR being paid per comma when she wrote this? What type of bird did Sirius send his letters with? Will anyone ever give Harry the love and care he deserves? Listen now to find out!

    Links:

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    Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell!

    Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com

    Find out everything you want to know at thegaylyprophet.com

    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    • 47 min
    68. Frankie Says ACAB: GoF chapter 1

    68. Frankie Says ACAB: GoF chapter 1

    We are back from break and holy moly, we made it to Goblet of Fire!!! This week: Frank Bryce says ACAB; Pettigrew thinks they should do this without Harry Potter and he is correct; Voldemort makes a truly excellent joke; Lark and Jessie want to teach you all about danger noodles; and more!

    Do you want a “Frankie Says ACAB” shirt? Of course you do!

    Do you want a Gay People Love Puns pin? OF COURSE YOU DO!

    All of our merch can be found at thegaylyprophet.com/shop

    Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell!

    Listen to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers and get access to tons of bonus content by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet

    Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com

    Find out everything you want to know at thegaylyprophet.com

    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    Music in this episode:
    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    • 50 min
    67. Gay Famous on the Internet: Two Years of Hashtag Ruthlessness

    67. Gay Famous on the Internet: Two Years of Hashtag Ruthlessness

    It’s our birthday! Rather, it was our birthday a few weeks ago, and to celebrate we are here to talk about all the wonderful things that have happened for us and our podcast(s) over the past year. We are so grateful for our community—we quite literally wouldn’t be here without all of you.

    Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell!

    Join our sticker club and find all of our merch at thegaylyprophet.com/shop

    Listen to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers and get access to tons of bonus content by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet

    Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com

    Find out everything you want to know at thegaylyprophet.com

    Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester

    Music from https://filmmusic.io
    "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    • 48 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
260 Ratings

260 Ratings

OverdueCarrierPigeon ,

The Right Way to Read Harry Potter

Hooooo boy. There’s a lot here. Harry Potter fandom is complicated, and Lark and Jessie give us (and themselves) permission to love the art and fire the creator. Harry Potter is ours, JKR, and you can’t have it back.

VeryFreshDill ,

The Gayly Prophet is wonderful, and much needed.

Over the past year, I have been re-examining my love for Harry Potter, due to the realization that despite creating a beloved world, J. K. Rowling is, quite simply, not to be touched with a 10 foot pole. This podcast is helping me with that. It is great for a laugh, and the scathing honesty about the problematic aspects of the series is much appreciated. When you reread at the books for even a second, some sketchy things jump out that people may not have noticed on the first read, and this is a conversation that this podcast is, thankfully, quite willing to have. Lark and Jessie are quite funny, and the critical lense that their rereadings subject the series to is something that I love. I cannot wait for the essay! (Take all the time you need) Keep loving puns, and please know this. This podcast is a worthy endeavor, for all witch-kind!

aliacWerd ,

Many laughs

These two are so funny, they have me laughing out loud. they are incredibly kind and considerate to one another as well as to others. Thank you for all the funnies and also creating a space where I can enjoy a new take on my favorite books through the lenses of two such caring people. Your friendship is sweet. Much love xx

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