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Don't have time to read the blog? Hate reading but love listening? The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast is just for you! All of Geoffrey Breedwell's blogs are read to you by the author himself! geoffreybreedwell.substack.com

Episodes

  1. 1D AGO

    "The Scarlet Letter's" Dark Secret: Who was the 'Black Man?'

    This episode is HEAVY. We’ll dive into The Scarlet Letter, institutionalized racism, and its origins. We get into the origin of how the color “black” became incorrectly synonymous with “evil.” The blog can be found here. The References are below: [1] Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter (New York, NY: Penguin Classics, December 1, 2015), 172. [2] Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter, 1. [3] E. Randolph; O’Brien Richards, Brandon J., Misreading Scripture with Western Eyes: Removing Cultural Blinders to Better Understand the Bible (IVP Books, 2012), 59-61. [4] James Strong, The Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible (Peabody, MA: Hendrickson Publishers, 1988). [5] E. A. Wallis Budge, The Book of the Cave of Treasures: A History of the Patriarchs and the Kings Their Successors from the Creation to the Crucifixion of Christ (London, England: The Religious Tract Society, 1927), The Vineyard of Noah. https://sacred-texts.com/chr/bct/bct00.htm. [6] Codex Gigas, (National Library of Sweden, c. 1229). https://lccn.loc.gov/2021667604. If you’d like to see more episodes like this, please let me know by commenting, subscribing, and sharing it with your friends. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    30 min

  2. FEB 4

    Moral Mechanics TRIPLE EPISODE!

    A Triple Episode for the 10th episode! WOW!! In this episode, you get ALL the Moral Mechanics posts together. You can find these posts below. If you want the math, comment below that you want it. I'd be happy to publish it. Art of Deciding 1 Art of Deciding 2 Art of Deciding 3 Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    38 min

  3. JAN 28

    How 2 Sequel: 4 Questions Every Writer Should Ask Before Writing the Next Book

    What an episode!! This blog can be originally found here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/how-2-sequel-4-questions-every-writer-should-ask-before-writing-the-next-book My Substack is here: https://geoffreybreedwell.substack.com Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    21 min

  4. JAN 21

    Why Star Wars is One Epic, Not a Trilogy of Trilogies

    This episode dives right into the story of Star Wars. This might be divisive. It might be something you want to hurt me over, if you’re that kind of Star Wars fan. Honestly, I’m cool with that. Just hear me out first. The original blog can be found here: https://substack.com/home/post/p-172904931 With All My Heart, Geoffrey Breedwell Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    20 min

  5. JAN 14

    My Bad Gang! The LBee Health Situation

    Episode 7, and yeah, things get a bit more dramatic in this one. I say it in the show, and I’ll repeat it here—the voices are not meant to mock, merely distinguish between the different sides. The original post (https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/my-bad-gang-the-lbee-health-situation) has all the receipts and depictions of the chat. That being said…it’s still an intense situation. Please be sure to like, subscribe, and rate the audiocast! Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    21 min

  6. JAN 7

    Vindicated!

    Episode 6 is finally here, and I’ve been VINDICATED! Well, kind of. Let me explain what I mean in the show. Please be sure to like, subscribe, and rate the show on Spotify. Original post is here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/vindicated To see the cover of Just Put the VHS in the Bag, Bro, go to: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    15 min

  7. 12/31/2025

    If Masturbation Makes You Blind, I Should be Daredevil: A personal, honest reflection on growing up in purity culture — and what it didn’t teach us.

    Please be sure to subscribe and rate the show! The blog can be found here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/if-masturbation-makes-you-blind-i-should-be-daredevil-a-personal-honest-reflection-on-growing-up Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    16 min

  8. 12/24/2025

    Sex Jokes, Punk Rock, and My Dad: What I'd Tell My Teenage Self

    Please be sure to rate and subscribe! The blog post can be found here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/sex-jokes-punk-rock-my-dad-what-i-d-tell-my-teenage-self My contact page is here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/contact I'm not begging for a drum set, but I mean, c'mon. Drum sets are awesome, and they're a great way to stay in shape. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    12 min

  9. 12/17/2025

    Accuracy v Substance: When to use Which

    Please be sure to rate the show and subscribe for more episodes! Today's post can be found here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/accuracy-v-substance-when-to-use-which Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    14 min

  10. 12/10/2025

    Why I am Still A Christian (Even After Being Kicked Out)

    Please be sure to rate and subscribe for more episodes! This post can be found here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/why-i-am-still-a-christian-even-after-being-kicked-out Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    17 min

  11. 12/03/2025

    Episode 1 - Five of the Best Absurd Sci-Fi Stories in Books, Movies, and TV

    Link to the blog: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/five-of-the-best-absurd-sci-fi-stories-in-books-movies-and-tv Please Rate & Subscribe! Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    9 min
  12. The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast: Introduction

    12/01/2025

    The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast: Introduction

    Hello! I’m Geoffrey Breedwell, and I’d like to welcome you to the introduction of The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast. Now, this isn’t a podcast. I’m not going to interview guests or dive into a true crime topic, or even act like it’s a comedic radio show. Although that last one could be a thing, if I could figure it out. Anyway, today’s episode is short. REALLY short. I’m just here to let you know of what I’m diving into with this audiocast. Frankly, I’m diving headfirst into…well, uh, myself. “Diving into myself” does sound a bit narcissistic, doesn’t it? But, I promise you it’s not. I’m doing this for you. In this audiocast, I’m reading the blogs that you’re getting in your inbox. I’m reading the past blogs from my website that you can read along with or comment on the lovely website, geoffreybreedwell(dot)com(slash)blog. I’m reading each and every one of them, and I’ll be continuing to do this with each blog moving forward. As I said, I’m doing this for you. I’m doing this to get you the content you want that you can listen to while you’re on the way to work, while you’re working out, or while you’re pretending I’m the punching bag. Yes, Ken. I know. Your trainer and I are besties. So, if you’re interested in listening to these blogs as an audiocast, read just like I’m reading this right now, then you’re in luck. That’s exactly what The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast is. Subscribe to get new episodes sent right to you. If you’re subscribing on Substack, then you’ll be in the know for all the stuff for my new book, Just Put the VHS in the Bag, Bro, coming Summer 2026. Again, subscribe for more content just like this. But before I go, I need to make sure I introduce this introductory audiocast’s sponsor. Today’s sponsor is… Your favorite book. Your favorite book, allowing you to escape the harsh reality of life since 1453. That’s all for today’s audiocast. I’m your host, reader, and loveable oaf, Geoffrey Breedwell. Catch you next time! Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

    2 min
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Don't have time to read the blog? Hate reading but love listening? The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast is just for you! All of Geoffrey Breedwell's blogs are read to you by the author himself! geoffreybreedwell.substack.com

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  • Creator
    For Those Who Just Want to Listen and Not Read
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Geoffrey Breedwell
  • Show Website
    The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast