The Goin' Deep Show

The Kid A.G.
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Documenting the antics of a few Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The GDS lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news and other dumb content .

  1. Life Lessons from the Drunk and the Horny

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    Life Lessons from the Drunk and the Horny

    First up, we've got this devil mascot that's more overused than your mom's favorite dildo. They've got this voice changer just to piss off the haters. If that ain't petty as fuck, I don't know what is. Bedroom Olympics The Kid spills his secret sex move, which sounds like he's trying to start a f*****g lawnmower with his thumb while clapping cheeks. It's not just a move; it's a goddamn circus act.  Menopause: The Pussy's Revenge Then they get into this menopause talk like it's some sort of horror movie. One day she's baking cookies, the next she's ready to bite your head off because you left the toilet seat up. It's like Russian roulette with your relationship status. The Pull-Out Game: The Unsung Hero Duke's talking about his pull-out game like it's the f*****g Infinity Gauntlet. But let's be real, even when you pull out, there's always some chick asking why you didn't just nut in her like it's some sort of compliment. Life's Too Short for Bullshit They get into some life shit, talking about regrets and whatnot. And Al Davis? That old bastard's out there proving you can still get your dick wet even when you look like a fucking raisin. The Queen Bee Troll And then there's some needless drama with a former guest dating some dude who looks like he crawled out from under a bridge. The Kid calls it like he sees it, and suddenly it's World War III over text because he said her man looks like a garden gnome. Episode 2130 was a clusterfuck of sex tips that'll get you a restraining order, life advice that sounds good when you're drunk, and the kind of drama that makes you grateful for your boring-ass life. So, keep your dicks wrapped, your opinions loud, and remember, if life hands you lemons, throw 'em fucking hard at someone.  Stay f****d up, you glorious bastards. Go Deep.

    20 min
  2. Why We're All Shallow Bastards at Heart

    AUG 20

    Why We're All Shallow Bastards at Heart

    In this episode we waded into the cesspool of vanity. Here's the raw deal: nobody wants to chill with the fugly ones. It's a dick move, but it's the law of the jungle, baby. And guess what? We all think we're not the trolls in our crew. Self-delusion at its finest! Imagine this: You're out with your grandkids, and some waitress is all over you like white on rice. Our host got called a "beautiful man" with his family right there. That's not just awkward; it's like your social life's doing a belly flop into a pool of cringe. As we're creeping up on or already past the big 5-0, we've unlocked the level where we can say whatever the hell we want. Outrageous statements? Check. Acting like a goddamn teenager? Double-check. Life's too short for seriousness, especially when you can blame it on being old as dirt. In a plot twist, our host spills he never popped the question. His marriage was like, "Hey, let's do this for the insurance." Romance might be on life support, but practicality? That shit's thriving. And get this, our podcast has been spewing verbal diarrhea since 2004. We're like the dinosaurs of this game, roaring into mics before every Tom, Dick, and Harry thought they were the next big thing. Here's to 20 years of not giving a shit! So there you have it, you glorious bunch of degenerates. From the art of nicknaming like a pro to living the rockstar fantasy, and embracing the glorious decline into unabashed old age, we covered it all. Life's a stage, and we're here to give the performance of a lifetime, full of f***s, laughs, and zero apologies. Keep it wild, keep it loud, and for fuck's sake, Go Deep!

    20 min
  3. Adapt or Die, You Lazy Bastards

    AUG 16

    Adapt or Die, You Lazy Bastards

    First off, if you thought AI was just about making your virtual assistant sound less like a robot and more like a drinking buddy, you're in for a shock. AI's now in the music game, and it's not just playing; it's composing, singing, and maybe even out-drinking you at the after-party. AI like ChatGPT has been programmed to mimic breathing. Yeah, you heard that right. It's like your tech is trying to be human, or at least, as close as it can get without needing a smoke break. Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room – or should I say, the AI in the studio. There's a mix of "holy shit, this is amazing" and "fuck, are we all going to be jobless?" The truth? Adapt or get left behind. AI isn't here to take your job; it's here to change the game. Use it, or get used to playing second fiddle to a machine. Imagine this: You're creating music or running a radio station with content generated by AI. No royalties, no diva tantrums, just pure, unadulterated sound. It's like having a bandmate who's always in tune and never sleeps with your girlfriend. Yeah, there's pushback. But remember when people thought the car would make horses extinct? Well, horses are still around, and they're mostly shitting on trails now. AI's the car, and traditional jobs might just end up being the scenic route – still there, just different. So here's the deal – AI in music isn't the end of creativity; it's a f*****g new beginning. It's like switching from acoustic to electric. Sure, it's different, and it might shock you at first, but damn, does it make some noise.  Stay curious, stay creative, and for fuck's sake, don't let anyone, not even a machine, define your limits. Let's make some noise, break some rules, and maybe, just maybe, enjoy the chaos.

    20 min
  4. Silicon Sarcasm and Smut Sounds

    AUG 13

    Silicon Sarcasm and Smut Sounds

    Episode 2127 of The Goin’ Deep Show was a fucking rollercoaster through the batshit crazy world of AI. Picture this shit: your go-to radio show, but now with an AI announcer that doesn’t just introduce the damn segments, it fucking spices them up like a sailor on shore leave after six months at sea. The show blasts off with this new AI voice, spewing lines with the f*****g sass of a stand-up comic at a no-holds-barred roast. Welcoming listeners to a place where "a cold beer, a hot skanky bitch flaunting those massive titties, and your significant other finally shutting her f*****g trap" is just another Tuesday. And when it reminisces about Wally's batshit crazy adventures? Holy hell, it was like opening a time capsule from a universe where decorum went to die. But wait, the AI shenanigans didn't fucking stop at just flapping gums. These mad lads introduced AI-generated porn music, the kind of tunes you'd want playing while you're balls deep in "romantic endeavors." Imagine 70s roller disco banging uglies with AI's weird-ass creativity, churning out tracks that could turn even taking out the trash into a scene from some vintage skin flick. They cranked up a few clips, each one more fucking hilarious and spot-on, proving AI might just be the unsung hero of the adult film score scene. Then, the episode veered into the absurd, tackling how you now gotta flash your f*****g ID in some states to jerk off to porn. The hosts chewed over this brave new world where your right to wank comes with the risk of your identity being out there, all while laughing their asses off at the sheer stupidity of it all. And don't get me started on the personal shit - one host got all poetic about his new craving for "brown sugar," diving into the laws of fucking attraction and beauty standards with the kind of banter that could only be described as irreverently introspective. In a reality where AI usually gets shit on for being too stiff or nosy, The Goin Deep Show flipped the script, making AI the goddamn star, showing it can be as entertaining as a barrel of drunk monkeys. They're gearing up to fuck around with ChatGPT-4 next episode, promising a shit-ton more of this tech-laced comedy gold. So, if you're hunting for a podcast that melds tech, humor, and a sprinkle of risqué without giving a single fuck about being PC, The Goin Deep Show's latest AI escapade might just be the crude, lewd brew you've been thirsting for.   Listen in . Go Deep.

    20 min
  5. Balls Deep in B******t

    AUG 7

    Balls Deep in B******t

    The latest episode of The Goin' Deep Show wasn't just another dip in the conversational kiddie pool; it was a f*****g cannonball into the deep end of raw, unfiltered shit-talk. Kid and El Pres kick off by tearing into celebrities calling out Kim K for her voice that sounds like a blender of gravel, and speculating if Tom Brady's balls are as deflated as his post-divorce ego.   The two shift into their own lives, where they dive into the age gap in, throwing around lines like, "If she's still learning her ABCs, I'm teaching her the D," because why the fuck not?  They end shit show with a challenge that's as social as it is a fuck-you to norms, urging dudes to ghost their friends just to see if they'll give enough of a damn to reach out.  Listen in and Go Deep.

    20 min
  6. MLB Uniforms Jumping the Shark

    AUG 1

    MLB Uniforms Jumping the Shark

    Alright, listen up, f**k face! This episode of the show we're talking about comedy legends, Jerry Seinfeld and Howard Stern, throwing shade at each other. We dive into the absurdity of sports marketing, and teams dressing up like they're auditioning for a spot in a Broadway musical. The Detroit Tigers? They dodged the clown suits, but barely. It's all about the f*****g Benjamins, baby, and apparently, the marketing department's been hiring from the local circus. We fire up some real talk on celebrity beefs and political gaffes then fire up some off limit relationship shit.

    20 min
  7. Life's F****d Up Playlist

    JUL 25

    Life's F****d Up Playlist

    What's up, you beautiful bastards? It's time to dive balls deep into another episode of The Goin' Deep Show.  Ever hit play on life and get some random-ass episode from your past? That's what we've got going at 8hol.com. Hit that big, bold play button, and you might land on a gem from '07. Got a story for you that's hotter than Satan's balls. This chick loses her shit because her ex knocked up some chick while she's dealing with menopause.  Cheers to all you lone wolves out there, living like you've got life's cheat codes. No need to ask for a hall pass for life's adventures. Feel like hitting a Tigers game? Fucking go for it! The only thing you're accountable to is your whims and your wallet after you've treated every night like it's your last. But who gives a shit? Freedom's got a better taste than any half-assed relationship compromise. In a realm where weed's been lumped with the hard shit like heroin, we're left questioning who the fuck thought that was a bright idea.  Tonight's gig is gonna be like musical Russian roulette with Perfect Circle, Puscifer and Primus. Three songs each, back and forth - it's like they're playing fuck-fuck-goose with the setlist.   This is The Goin' Deep Show, signing off to live life on shuffle. Keep your middle fingers high and your spirits higher. Peace out, m***********s!

    20 min
  8. The Vasectomy Vortex

    JUL 20

    The Vasectomy Vortex

    Kid and El Pres dive headfirst into the balls-out topic of vasectomies. They're not just talking about getting your junk snipped; they're exploring the shitstorm that follows, the myths that get busted, and the f*****g hilarious situations that arise when dudes decide to take the reins on their baby-making capabilities. One host lays it all out there, recounting his own vasectomy saga, from the smell of surgical smoke to his goddamn heroic attempt at post-op activities. Then, they f*****g pivot to 'Masturbation Month'—you heard that right, folks. What kicks off as a chuckle-worthy chat quickly turns into a balls-deep exploration of society's take on jerking off, the health perks, and the sheer lunacy of dedicating an entire month to what most folks keep behind closed doors. They cover everything from the science to the outright absurdity, including a play-by-play of an adult film scene that'll make you spit your drink out. No show's complete without stirring the pot, so they tackle a recent social media shitstorm over a celebrity's very public health choice. They lay it all out there, no holds barred, discussing the fallout, the opinions, and why the fuck everyone thinks they get a say in someone else's medical decisions.

    20 min
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Documenting the antics of a few Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The GDS lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news and other dumb content .

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  • Creator
    The Kid A.G.
  • Years Active
    2011 - 2024
  • Episodes
    2K
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2004-2024 The Goin' Deep Show
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  • Provider
    Alan Garcia

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