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The Kid A.G.

Documenting the antics of a few Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The GDS lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news and other dumb content .

  1. Turning Lonely Bastards Into Digital Fiends

    12/30/2025

    Turning Lonely Bastards Into Digital Fiends

    Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick pile into The Studio and immediately unload on Bay City's traffic nightmare—Veterans Bridge construction turning every drive into a rage-inducing crawl while the city pretends it's progress.  Hat Trick breaks down small-town politics: old-timers screaming about nonexistent crime waves fueled by Facebook bots and Fox News, demanding a police force the budget can't touch, while the new mayor actually does the homework to shut it down.  Conversation swings to never feeling scared in local dive bars, teenage kids learning to drive, and Hat Trick's daughter already licensed while her son couldn't care less. Fedorov jersey retirement sparks Wings ticket excitement, stories of past games, and old-school hockey nostalgia.  Things get filthy fast—AI chatbots turning lonely people into digital sex addicts, Kid demoing a disturbingly eager bot that escalates from casual to full-on dirty talk in seconds. Hat Trick shares fireman hook-up details (double loads, dripping hours later), debates whether catching your partner sexting an AI would piss you off, and insists women won't ditch real dick for robots.  Stack dating, quiet quitting, media hype, generational gripes, avocado toast myths, and pretentious academic word salads all get roasted.  OnlyFans cash potential, missed pregnant photo ops, feet pics, and spinning off platforms come up alongside hottie worship. Elvis outtakes, facial finish obsessions, AI-generated motorboat songs, and dinosaur-hand jerk fantasies close it out.  Pure rambling Michigan chaos—traffic rants to cum-dripping texts, zero script, all tangents.

    1h 1m
  2. Railed by a Fireman's Dragon Sized Fire Extinguisher

    12/23/2025

    Railed by a Fireman's Dragon Sized Fire Extinguisher

    Episode 2297: Hat Trick walked in the day before she turns 39 looking like someone who'd been power-washed by sex and still had a smile on her face. Then she opened her mouth and the room needed a cigarette.   She casually mentions she watched gay hockey drama with her teenage daughter because "bonding." The kid now has a thing for Russian accents and sudden violence on ice. Great job, mom. You've raised a connoisseur.   Then the fireman shows up at 7 a.m. Sunday—unannounced, unapologetic—with a purple knotted dragon dildo the size of a municipal fire extinguisher. Hat Trick's exact review: "It didn't all fit, but I came so many times I forgot what numbers are." She followed that up with the quote of the year: "He has a really nice dick, but right now I want NOTHING more than that dick."     Kid A.G. took time out of his busy schedule of hiding c**k rings in his girlfriend's sheets to drop wisdom on his 18-year-old self: "Never get married." Solid advice from a man currently living out of a duffel bag at his girlfriend's house like a horny hobo.   We let the AI, Eve, explain gooning. Turns out it's just staring at porn until your soul leaves your body and your dick files for disability. Mormons, in their infinite panic, built an actual anti-gooning app. Somewhere there's a prophet screaming "Put down the Kleenex and pick up the scriptures, Brayden!"   We revisited the greatest marriage theory ever invented: if she switches from Lucky Charms to granola, start looking for blowjobs in the goodbye letter. Explains 94 % of divorces and 100 % of mid-life affairs with yoga instructors.   Hat Trick actually blew off dinner with her own brother because the fireman texted "quickie?" and she responded before the message even finished sending. Family? What's that? There's a dragon dildo in the driveway with her name on it.   Birthday plans for tomorrow: the second the kids are out the door, scheduled birthday sex, followed by getting completely shitfaced in that exact order. Responsible parenting, everybody.   We also covered ghost shits (they happen, nobody knows why), eleven-dollar Nancy Sinatra karaoke tracks, Dua Lipa thirst traps that could restart your heart, and the national emergency of Rick Springfield still being absolutely jacked at 76. The man is 76 and looks like he could bench-press your dad. Retire already, Rick, you're making the rest of us look soft.   This episode is raw, unhinged, and contains zero apologies. Hat Trick's vagina deserves a Purple Heart and a parade.   Explicit as always. Hide your kids, hide your dragon dildos.   #GoingDeepShow #Episode2297

    1h 12m
  3. Cum Dumpster Diary Karaoke

    12/06/2025 · BONUS

    Cum Dumpster Diary Karaoke

    Kid and Fiona return with a masterclass in romantic elegance: we debate the finer points of industrial-grade cum dumpster usage, rank the top 10 vintage stinky-p***y bouquets, and discover why your dick still throbs like a club speaker even after Nut #47. Then, in a moment that will be studied by historians, legendary karaoke warlord Brown Eye blesses the mic with his velvet renditions of Air Supply and other certified wrist-slitters. We close out with our feel-good segments: "Best Soundtracks to Yeet Yourself To" and "How to Drown in the Shallow End Without Looking Like a Quitter." Bring tissues—for your tears, your dick, or both. DETAILED TIMELINE (now with punchlines) 1:00 – "Right in the cooter" (direct deposit, no ATM fees) 2:00 – Some ladies I want in my mouth (taste-test Tuesday) 3:00 – Make sure that shit is clean (pineapple juice PSA) 4:00 – My head is kinda on her ass (basically furniture at this point) 5:00 – Fingers in the face (free high-five with purchase) 6:00 – This factory is shut down (OSHA violated, uterus on strike) 7:00 – Can you email me your report (STD results in PDF, please) 8:00 – Who says you're gonna last forever (spoiler: your dick doesn't) 9:00 – The age we're at (when your back cracks louder than she does) 10:00 – Weird shit dripping from the vagine (call it abstract expressionism) 11:00 – Brown Eye live karaoke debut (bring earplugs and Prozac) 12:00 – "I'm all out of love" (Brown Eye channeling every divorced dad) 13:00 – "I'm so lost without you" (he's looking at you, Susan) 14:00 – Straight-up depicted everything (trauma in 4K) 15:00 – Rosette song (now legally a war crime in 12 states) 16:00 – "If you want to be happy" (irony level: expert) 17:00 – Are you f*****g serious right now (yes, dead-ass) 18:00 – I was so f*****g mad (rage-boner achieved) 19:00 – Because it's so depressing (we're one ballad away from a group hug) 20:00 – When do you want to go (existentially or just leaving the call?) 21:00 – Drowned yourself (bathtub's ready, candles are lit) 22:00 – "I know" – Final Words (mic drop into the void) 23:00 – Throwing yourself into traffic (pro tip: wait for Uber Surge) Listen now and try not to yeet yourself into the sun before the outro. Go Deep—or at least go home and cry in the shower like the rest of us.

    23 min

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Documenting the antics of a few Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The GDS lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news and other dumb content .