The Gory Gays Alex Marquez & Stanley Jacobus

We’re kicking off Pride Month with a real one for ya: and that would be Caye Casa’s very, very dark and very, very disturbing Spanish film, THE COFFEE TABLE (released in the States in 2024, but in its home country in 2022)… and while it may not have much to with anything LGBTQ-related (don’t worry, we gotchu soon), there’s still plenty to slash up and bleed out, including but not limited to bad relationships, teen Lolitas and their trampy mothers, subtitles that may or may not translate accor...

“Do not adjust your set.”We didn't even realize until this very episode, episode 33, that we haven't covered a current theatrical release yet! So, here you go: LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024) -- it came out just a couple of months ago, and now, you can watch it in the comfort (or discomfort, however you decide to watch your horror) of your own home [we like Shudder] -- listen now as Alex and Stanley slash up and bleed out Alex's favorite genre - possession, baby! - , and we also touch on the...

“They never forget their mama.”Happy (late) Mama’s Day to all those Mom’s out there! To honor all of ‘em, we give you our audio commentary for what we consider to be one of the greatest horror movies to be made (for a number of reasons), and that would be MOTHER’S DAY (1980). Listen to Alex and Stanley slash up and bleed out this fan-fav right now! The watch-a-long is available on YouTube… You’re welcome! 🥹Press play with us at the 10:54 mark! On YouTube, you can press play at 8:54!We'r...

"If you're lucky, you die first."Alex and Stanley conclude their Salty Sequels theme with the much-better-than-it-should-be THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT (2018)! Baby Scream Queen-in-the-making Bailee Madison stars (just ask her) as a whiny teen who is fighting for her life in a secluded trailer park, targeted by the masked assailants from the first movie, who are still looking for Tamara all these years later. It might sound silly, and at times, it's def salty, but trust us, it's fun, mean, a...

"In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary called ‘The Blair Witch Project’.A year later their footage was found."Episode 30 + Lonnie's Lottery = THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)Easily one of the greatest horror films ever made, join us, Alex and Stanley, as we slash up and bleed out this classic found-footage movie that sparked a wave of imitations, two salty sequels, and a reboot that is currently in the wor...

“In 1957, Mary Lou Maloney went up in flames. Now she’s back… and she’s burning mad.”We're back, and we don’t think there’s a saltier sequel out there than HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II (1987) -- and here’s why: Mary Lou Maloney, baby! Plain and simple ! Tune in to Episode 29 today as Alex and Stanley slash up and bleed out everything #PromNightII, from the crazy eighties hairstyles, the meta horror commentary, all the way to the batty prom sequence that gives CARRIE a run for her money (we’r...