The Gospel of Vanderpump Rules

Lauren Thomas and Mallory Trice
The Gospel of Vanderpump Rules

Welcome to the Gospel of Vanderpump Rules podcast, where childhood friends and former church girlies, Lauren and Mallory, evangelize about their love of Vanderpump Rules and all things Bravo. Together, they dive deep into iconic reality TV moments and psychoanalyze Bravolebrities on this weekly recap podcast. Music courtesy of Kaleb Thomas Jones. Find him on Instagram and wherever you stream your music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 06/23/2024 · BONUS

    Summer House Season 8 Thoughts & Feels

    The episode we were too scared to publish… just kidding … kind of. Summer is supposed to be fun, and so is Bravo! So please remember that before leaving us a mean review just because we’re not Lindsay stans, okay?! More seriously though, this week on the podcast, Lauren and Mallory discuss Season 8 of Summer House as a whole - the good, the bad, and the West of it all. Did Andy go too hard on Lindsay and not hard enough on Carl at the Reunion? And why did Kyle get away with murder this season?! We have no idea, but we’re thrilled to discuss it together! We spend a laughable 3 or 4 minutes discussing the VPR reunions at the very end of the episode, in case you’re interested in our final thoughts on the season from hell. FYI - Sadly, we experienced some major audio issues on this episode after Lauren’s microphone died. Very sorry about the audio quality on this one, but we did our best! Finally, this will be our last episode for a while. Think of this as our summer hiatus. We might jump back on the mic if something major worth discussing happens in the Bravo-sphere, so stay tuned! In the meantime, feel free to email us or DM us on Instagram - we love hearing from you! Until next time, be cool. Don’t be all uncool. Love you guys!  For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any comments and confessions to gospelofVPR@gmail.com. Please rate, review, and subscribe to help us spread the good news, and follow Kaleb Thomas Jones' music anywhere you stream your tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 6m

  2. 05/10/2024

    VPR Season 11 Finale: Video Game of Redemption

    This week Lauren and Mallory discuss their thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Finale, Episode 15: Plot Twist. Scheana performs live for the first time with her band; Katie clashes with Jo over a year's worth of grievances; Ariana takes Dan to lunch with her friends; the fourth wall is left shattered when Tom approaches Ariana for a conversation. For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any comments and confessions to gospelofVPR@gmail.com. Please rate, review, and subscribe to help us spread the good news, and follow Kaleb Thomas Jones' music anywhere you stream your tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 16m

  3. 05/03/2024

    VPR Season 11 Ep. 13: Mojo Dojo Casa House

    This week Lauren and Mallory discuss their thoughts on Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 13: Jax Attack. James hosts a brunch at SUR with former frenemy Jax; Scheana and Brock confide in their friends about their marriage woes; Schwartz and Katie take another step forward in their post-divorce relationship. For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any comments and confessions to gospelofVPR@gmail.com. Please rate, review, and subscribe to help us spread the good news, and follow Kaleb Thomas Jones' music anywhere you stream your tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 11m

  4. 04/19/2024

    VPR Season 11 Ep. 12: From a Ferrari to a Jetta

    This week Lauren and Mallory discuss their thoughts on Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 12: How’d You Like Them Apples? A podcast interview makes waves amid the cast; Sandoval has second thoughts about his housing offer; Lala hosts a sperm donor party; Katie and Lala try to resolve their ongoing conflict; Scheana drops a new single. For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any comments and confessions to gospelofVPR@gmail.com. Please rate, review, and subscribe to help us spread the good news, and follow Kaleb Thomas Jones' music anywhere you stream your tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min

  5. 04/11/2024

    VPR Season 11 Ep. 11: Our Real Thoughts on VPR Thus Far

    This week Lauren and Mallory (kind of) recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 11: Man the Best Woman Win! Instead of our typical recap format, we decided to get really vulnerable with you guys on this unconventional episode and let you in on how we're really feeling about season 11 thus far - the good, the bad, and the ugly. We also talk about how we feel about 1-star reviews. This recap is a lot less traditional than our regular format and we hope you'll bear with us! We'd love it if you'd leave us a 5-star review and/or give us some constructive feedback! For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any comments and confessions to gospelofVPR@gmail.com. Please rate, review, and subscribe to help us spread the good news, and follow Kaleb Thomas Jones' music anywhere you stream your tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min

  6. 04/02/2024

    VPR Season 11 Ep. 9: Who has time to check 56 people's locations?!

    This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 9: Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang! We finally learn the story behind the Schwartz and Scheana makeout... only it's 12 years too late. La La is on her highest horse maybe ever; Jo isn't cut out for reality TV; Sandoval has the audacity to approach Ariana; We are forced to watch more wellness cosplay from Tom with the horrifying breath work scene, and we realize we truly don't care that Katie slept with Max. The most pressing matter, though, is of course - how on earth does Scheana have the time to monitor the location of 56 people?! For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any comments and confessions to gospelofVPR@gmail.com. Please rate, review, and subscribe to help us spread the good news, and follow Kaleb Thomas Jones' music anywhere you stream your tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 8m

  7. 03/25/2024

    VPR Season 11 Ep. 8: You in Danger, Girl

    This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 8: Peaks and Valleys. Katie and Lala hash out their issues; Sandoval throws himself back into the dating pool; Scheana seeks Ariana’s approval; Schwartz and Jo go on a not-date; Ariana takes a stand for her place in the friend group; Sandoval offers Katie a tepid apology; Ally reads Jo’s birth chart; a “surprise” guest crashes guys’ night. For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any comments and confessions to gospelofvpr@gmail.com. Rate, review, and subscribe to help us spread the good news, and follow Kaleb Thomas Jones' music anywhere you stream your tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min

  8. 03/22/2024

    VPR Season 11 Ep. 7: Written in the Stars

    This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 7: Written in the Stars. Sandoval is optimistic about inroads with the friend group and finds out some interesting news about Rachel; Scheana is at odds with Ariana and Lala takes up the cause; Katie isn’t here for any Sandoval sympathy and Ariana has to keep explaining what boundaries are; the guys (try to) dress up like the Rat Pack for a night out at a steakhouse while Ally brings the girls together for astrological birth chart readings; and Jo may, in fact, be a tall grey.  For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any comments and confessions to gospelofvpr@gmail.com. Rate, review, and subscribe to help us spread the good news, and follow Kaleb Thomas Jones' music anywhere you stream your tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 12m
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4.6
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23 Ratings

About

Welcome to the Gospel of Vanderpump Rules podcast, where childhood friends and former church girlies, Lauren and Mallory, evangelize about their love of Vanderpump Rules and all things Bravo. Together, they dive deep into iconic reality TV moments and psychoanalyze Bravolebrities on this weekly recap podcast. Music courtesy of Kaleb Thomas Jones. Find him on Instagram and wherever you stream your music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Lauren Thomas and Mallory Trice
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Lauren Thomas and Mallory Trice
  • Show Website
    The Gospel of Vanderpump Rules

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