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“Silly, sick and stuck together."

Carmen Lynch is a stand up comic ("The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon," "Conan"). John Reynolds is a comedy writer (“Late Late Show,” “The President Show”). They’ve been dating for five years and never worked together until the coronavirus forced them into self-quarantine forever. Episodes 1 through 7 were recorded in John's mother's car at an undisclosed location surrounded by most of John’s family. Now they are alone together in one of the Covid-19 epicenters and must continue to record this podcast to maintain their sanity or else the world will end. (Kidding. The world’s going to end anyway.)

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“Silly, sick and stuck together."

Carmen Lynch is a stand up comic ("The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon," "Conan"). John Reynolds is a comedy writer (“Late Late Show,” “The President Show”). They’ve been dating for five years and never worked together until the coronavirus forced them into self-quarantine forever. Episodes 1 through 7 were recorded in John's mother's car at an undisclosed location surrounded by most of John’s family. Now they are alone together in one of the Covid-19 epicenters and must continue to record this podcast to maintain their sanity or else the world will end. (Kidding. The world’s going to end anyway.)

    Biggest Celeb Ever Cancelled

    Biggest Celeb Ever Cancelled

    Littered with guest anecdotes from a bunch of NY comedians throughout, Carmen and John reflect on graduation from kindergarten, high school, college, life, etc. Then John has a college buddy on to tell listeners the story of a big celeb's keynote speaker address at a graduation before he was horribly cancelled. Let's just say, if you're the triggered type, skip that part. But you won't want to miss it.

    • 38 min
    Gay Pride is Here!

    Gay Pride is Here!

    WARNING: Liza Minelli may or may not make an appearance! (Click play for immediate answer) Also, Carmen and John talk about their fantasy gay one night stands with celebs they are currently crushing on. Naturally they end up getting into a heated discussion about who is a better pretend gay lover. Wow. There's so much gay to discuss this month that this is just part one of TWO Gay Pride episodes on The Human GAY Centipod Gay!

    • 38 min
    Turkish Prisons

    Turkish Prisons

    A discussion about the top five countries where The Human CentiPOD is heard leads to the movie "Midnight Express", which reminds Carmen of the time she almost went to prison in India. John then recounts his travels to Russia where he bought KGB badges in the blackmarket. This worldly episode is about to make your FOGO much, much worse.

    • 35 min
    Schucking and Swallowing

    Schucking and Swallowing

    Carmen and her good friend Irene recently went GLAMPING and Carmen has to explain it to John. But to be fair, she also has to explain a can opener to John, so yeah it's one of those episodes. Anyway, other topics in this nearly 40 minute extravaganza include birds, sheep, oysters, kids, SABERING (it's not what you think! Wait...what did you think???) And then there's the story of John trying to get his son to camp that one time (camp not glamp. He would've loved THAT).

    • 38 min
    Alison Pill Is Coming For Us

    Alison Pill Is Coming For Us

    Carmen and John talk horror on TV: monsters, racism, and Alison Pill's head. Also Handmaid's Tale is back and who gives a poo? Carmen and John do. Mainly because Carmen wants to play all the roles. Then they continue with the horror theme when John decides to sing. Plus dating tips for when Covid is finally cured never.

    • 37 min
    America: Stop Drinking Cow Pus!

    America: Stop Drinking Cow Pus!

    John’s first foray into public gatherings since Covid was cured happens to be at a wake where he almost turns a tragedy into a bigger one. In a new cooking segment, Carmen shows John how to eat like a vegan while keeping his snide comments to himself. Finally, Carmen asks you, the listener, to decide what’s worse: John’s funeral faux pas or what the meat industry does to cows that you put in your mouth?

    • 39 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
31 Ratings

31 Ratings

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I like it

but there is no such thing as a hybrid vegan/meat diet: that means you are a meat eater! Otherwise it’d be like a combo virgin/sex fiend — gotta pick one! Just do it for the poor animals, there’s your inspiration.

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They also have a Patreon.

A guilty pleasure that is NSFW, but necessary to get through the workday.

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Power couple quirky and funny

These two are so witty and goofy/it’s the perfect combination!

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