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The Important Questions attacks the hard hitting subjects. Each episode presents four pressing questions discussed in great detail. It's as if Ask Reddit had its own podcast.

The Important Questions The Important Questions

    • Comedy
    • 4.3 • 6 Ratings

The Important Questions attacks the hard hitting subjects. Each episode presents four pressing questions discussed in great detail. It's as if Ask Reddit had its own podcast.

    The Important Questions Episode 100

    The Important Questions Episode 100

    This is the SERIES FINALE and it's extra long, just for you. Thank you to everyone who ever downloaded an episode. Hope you enjoyed our nonsense.
    This week's topics...
    -Piss Poll Results
    -Scott Orders Silk Boxers
    -Acknowledging nice butts
    -What was our favorite questions on the show?
    -Do farts push the poop out, or does poop push the farts out?
    -What would it be like if humans had a mating season?
    -How was porn invented?
    -Which animal would be the worst to bang?
    -The Lightning Dump

    See you on another platform, beauzeaus.

    • 2 hr 28 min
    The Important Questions Episode 99

    The Important Questions Episode 99

    BIG ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END OF THIS EPISODE. IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THIS SHOW IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM STICK AROUND FOR THAT BUT ALSO THE FOLLOWING 4 QUESTIONS...
    1) What are the stupidest hills you will die on?
    2) Is social media a net positive or negative?
    3) What is the least amount of money you'd accept to have 86,000 people respectfully f**k your ass?
    4) What would we do with an Acolytes Onlyfans?

    • 1 hr 31 min
    The Important Questions Episode 98

    The Important Questions Episode 98

    We are just 2 episodes away from 100 - and in reflection, these questions have never been so important as they are now.

    1) What can Scott do to stay in practice for sex despite not having any?
    2) How do you prepare your meals?
    3) What have we owned for a very long time for no real reason?
    4) Can the Acolytes differentiate real vs. fake news articles (PART 3 OR 4 I FORGOT!)

    BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!

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    Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions

    • 1 hr 27 min
    The Important Questions Episode 97

    The Important Questions Episode 97

    They say the best things in life are free. And our bonus content costs $1 per month. Here's the free questions for you non donors this week.

    1) What does pimple juice taste like and is it better or worse than cum? (Thanks Rico....)
    2) Is there a standard wine and bread for Christian communion, or can they serve whatever they want?
    3) Who is writing the s****y boomer memes on social media?
    4) What if CPR was done by f*****g butts?

    BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!

    Consider being a Patreon donor. We have bonus episodes and new benefits coming soon.
    Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 - Call us NOW! (You can text it too, we recently discovered...)
    MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/
    Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions
    Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC
    Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast
    Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions

    • 1 hr 5 min
    The Important Questions Episode 96

    The Important Questions Episode 96

    Episodes are back - AND bonus episodes return this month...

    Episode 96 topics -
    1) What services should be made deliverable?
    2) Would you assume the responsibilities of the Headless Horseman if it meant you could use your own head for sex stuff?
    3) Which animal would be the weirdest with human buttcheeks?
    4) What are the best cleanliness tips for pubes?

    BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!

    Consider being a Patreon donor. We have bonus episodes and new benefits coming soon.
    Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 - Call us NOW! (You can text it too, we recently discovered...)
    MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/
    Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions
    Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC
    Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast
    Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions

    • 1 hr 6 min
    The Important Questions Episode 95

    The Important Questions Episode 95

    Nobody on our show is named Jerry. Stop asking for Jerry. Here's what we got this week.

    1) Could you theoretically shove yourself up your own butt?
    2) Would you use a gloryhole?
    3) Which professions would be best to implement happy endings?
    4) What merit badges would be given out in the Man Scouts?

    BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!

    Consider being a Patreon donor. We have bonus episodes and new benefits coming soon.
    Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 - Call us NOW!
    MERCH: theimportantquestions.bigcartel.com/
    Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions
    Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC
    Instagram: @TheImportantQuestionsPodcast
    Reddit: reddit.com/r/ImportantQuestionsPod
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions

    • 1 hr 9 min

Customer Reviews

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6 Ratings

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