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About the Podcast: The Jokes for Today is a one-minute podcast of topical jokes, much like the jokes you'd hear during a late night monologue. Once or twice a week I read the news, write a few one-liner jokes about it, then share them with you.

The tone of the show is very deadpan, and the jokes are delivered just as a broadcaster on NPR or public radio would read them.

About Me: I'm an aspiring comedy writer, hoping to one day get a job in late night television. This podcast serves as my resume. If you'd like to help me achieve my goal, subscribe, review, and share The Jokes for Today.

If you want to hire me right now, or want to send feedback about the show, you can email me: JonasPolsky@gmail.com

Thanks for listening

The Jokes for Today Jonas Polsky

    • Comedy
    • 4.4, 79 Ratings

About the Podcast: The Jokes for Today is a one-minute podcast of topical jokes, much like the jokes you'd hear during a late night monologue. Once or twice a week I read the news, write a few one-liner jokes about it, then share them with you.

The tone of the show is very deadpan, and the jokes are delivered just as a broadcaster on NPR or public radio would read them.

About Me: I'm an aspiring comedy writer, hoping to one day get a job in late night television. This podcast serves as my resume. If you'd like to help me achieve my goal, subscribe, review, and share The Jokes for Today.

If you want to hire me right now, or want to send feedback about the show, you can email me: JonasPolsky@gmail.com

Thanks for listening

    A SHORT STORY

    A SHORT STORY

    Hey, I wrote a short story tonight, and decided to record it. This isn't the regular podcast, just me reading a short story (in earnest?)

    • 2 min
    The Jokes for October 16th

    The Jokes for October 16th

    Thanks for listening! As always, I have two weeks to go viral and become a famous comedy writer, or I'll be homeless. Not really, but if I could be famous in two weeks, that would be awesome.
    You can read my book in 3 different ways:
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    The book is over 100 pages, so it's a good value however you choose to enjoy it.
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    I make like $2 per sale, and the goal is to just make it popular on Amazon so I can get a book deal, or get a job, go on a first and second date with a woman, I'm looking for any positive outcome.
    Now that I'm thinking about it, it's probably hopeless, so I may stop plugging the book. Buy it right now before you forget.

    • 1 min
    The Jokes for October 13th

    The Jokes for October 13th

    More than 40 copies sold!
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    • 5 min
    The Jokes for September 22nd

    The Jokes for September 22nd

     
    GO BUY MY STUPID BOOK! https://amzn.to/2m7GmXs

    • 6 min
    The Jokes for May 5th - Jimmy Fallon Edition

    The Jokes for May 5th - Jimmy Fallon Edition

    This is my writing packet for The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
    If you need a late night joke writer, contact me at jonaspolsky@gmail.com
     
    Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
     
    amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4  

    • 7 min
    The Jokes for January 27th

    The Jokes for January 27th

    Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
     
    amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4  
     
    Topical jokes about controversial cookies, the CEO of Starbucks running for president, being microchipped by a corporation, an emotional support alligator, and Patton Oswalt helping a GoFundMe.

    • 1 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
79 Ratings

79 Ratings

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Enjoyable. Freedom of speech is what Makes jokes possible. “Screw thin skinned people”—-millennial Will Rogers

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