10 episodes

On the Kingdom of Thirst podcast, we celebrate romance novels of all stripes. Each week Abigail Kelly will sit down with a romance novel novice and break down a book or romance trope of her choice in an adult-flavored book report. It’s mostly a hilarious celebration of the much-maligned genre, but there’s facts, figures, and history in there, too. We super-duper promise it’s not all willies! Really!

The Kingdom of Thirst The Kingdom of Thirst

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On the Kingdom of Thirst podcast, we celebrate romance novels of all stripes. Each week Abigail Kelly will sit down with a romance novel novice and break down a book or romance trope of her choice in an adult-flavored book report. It’s mostly a hilarious celebration of the much-maligned genre, but there’s facts, figures, and history in there, too. We super-duper promise it’s not all willies! Really!

    Episode 8: Treasure of the Abyss

    Episode 8: Treasure of the Abyss

    It's tentacle time, fellas! WAIT DON'T GO. Give it a chance, y'all. Grab the baby powder, wiggle into that wetsuit, and plunge into the sexy deep with Abigail and Paige Hughes as they discuss TREASURE OF THE ABYSS by Tiffany Roberts! We promise, it's way less gnarly and twenty times sweeter than you think.

    TREASURE OF THE ABYSS: https://bit.ly/2IIa7JQ

    TAKEN BY THE ALIEN NEXT DOOR: https://amzn.to/3lCbw37

    TWITTER & INSTAGRAM: @kingdomthirst

    EMAIL: kingdomofthirst@gmail.com

    • 1 hr 22 min
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    Kingdom of Thirst Trailer

    Episode 7: The Billionaire's Lasagna

    Episode 7: The Billionaire's Lasagna

    This week’s episode is a deep dive into the “billionaire romance” subgenre, featuring Monster Lover Vee, Abigail’s sincerest apologies, and a contentious debate over what constitutes currency for our intrepid park rangers. Listen y’all, Abigail did her best with this one. She really, really did, but sometimes a subgenre defeats even the most stalwart of readers. Sorry in advance.

    ALPHA’S TEMPTATION: https://amzn.to/3k9rPTx

    TWITTER & INSTAGRAM: @kingdomthirst

    EMAIL: kingdomofthirst@gmail.com

    Episode 6: The Alien Assassin's Convenient Wife

    Episode 6: The Alien Assassin's Convenient Wife

    Are you ready for more red-hot lovin’? No? TOO BAD. Slather on some rash cream and grab the keys to the spaceship, because it’s time for the second part of the ALIEN ASSASSIN series. Incredibly, this one gets considerably wilder than the last: featuring a fake relationship (wink), a swinger retreat, MURDER, and Fred Gebhardt delivering the brutalist of burns.

    THE ASSASSIN’S CONVENIENT WIFE: https://amzn.to/382tYhJ

    TWITTER & INSTAGRAM: @kingdomthirst

    EMAIL: kingdomofthirst@gmail.com

    Episode 5: The Four Horsemen (of the Halloween Special)

    Episode 5: The Four Horsemen (of the Halloween Special)

    In this extra special Halloween bonus episode, Abigail finally yells about one of her favorite series: THE FOUR HORSEMEN by Laura Thalassa! Grab some candy, put your (or somebody else’s) pet in a stupid costume, and join Abigail and Paige Hughes for some spooky apocalypse talk. This episode features a special guest appearance by Abigail’s great-grandma’s bible, chav Robert Pattinson, and an absolutely SHREDDED Jesus.

    THE FOUR HORSEMEN: https://amzn.to/2TA8C2I

    TWITTER & INSTAGRAM: @kingdomthirst

    EMAIL: kingdomofthirst@gmail.com

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    PBS ARTICLE: https://to.pbs.org/37V6cns

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    Episode 4: Alien Assassin's Stolen Bride

    Episode 4: Alien Assassin's Stolen Bride

    Join Abigail and filmmaker Fred Gebhardt as they break down the infamous sex-or-die trope, veer violently off-topic, and debate whether or not the Red Hat Ladies are actually a cult. Bring the itch cream, y'all, 'cause this one gets RASHY.

    ALIEN ASSASSIN'S STOLEN BRIDE: https://amzn.to/35Lfdx0
    TWITTER & INSTAGRAM: @kingdomthirst
    EMAIL: kingdomofthirst@gmail.com

Customer Reviews

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3 Ratings

3 Ratings

goldenflips ,

Hilarious and Smutty

Best podcast to come out this year! Abigail’s wit and cast of wild guests will make you chuckle til you cry!

mamacuc ,

Wow

So excited!

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