The Kluck Index

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  • 4.6 (11)
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The Kluck Index

Youve heard of Hot Takes? Welcome to Klucks Not Takes! All the news you didnt know you needed in a tasty 10 item format!

  1. 12H AGO

    June 13 2025

    Inflation isn't rising as fast as we thought (wut?) Hershey's and Pokemon have a new jam, buffaloes are winning in Yellowstone and for many of us, paycheck to paycheck would be a huge improvement.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    5 min

  2. 1D AGO

    June 12 2025

    Outlook is bad, Chick-fil-A is testing a couple new sammies, we have a new South pole, smell is more important than looks and dogs be biting! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  3. 2D AGO

    June 11 2025

    Atlanta is tops for grads, Meta is stifling your creativity, Chipotle has a new sauce, counting calories is no fun and we're going to have color-changing house paint! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  4. 3D AGO

    June 10 2025

    Eggs are about the be really cheap, KFC and Chic Fil A have the trash drinks covered for Summer, Michigan is looking for Bigfoot and Diet Cherry Coke is back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  5. 4D AGO

    June 9 2025

    Eat your sugar, don't chug it, Dunkin wants you to wear it, smoking is down and so is feeding the birds in New Jersey See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  6. JUN 6

    June 6 2025

    Robots are becoming more human-like, McDonald's is running back a classic, Goldfish has a new jam and a ton of us are slumping at work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  7. JUN 5

    June 5 2025

    It's my birthday. As a small gift to myself I'm not going to write a description of what this index is about.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min

  8. JUN 4

    June 4 2025

    Keebler has a super new cookie, offices may go extinct, smoke is in, pepper is out and it's Hug Your Cat Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    4 min
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Ratings & Reviews

4.6
out of 5
11 Ratings

About

Youve heard of Hot Takes? Welcome to Klucks Not Takes! All the news you didnt know you needed in a tasty 10 item format!

Information

  • Creator
    Podcasts By Federated Media
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    111
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025 103.9 The Bear / Federated Media
  • Show Website
    The Kluck Index

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