The Movie Psychics Charlotte Gordon and Jeff Toner

Jeff and Charlotte look at the cover of The Curve starring Matthew Lillard and weave a tall tale about what the movie will be about.

Their vision begins with an evil and eccentric student who aims to kill his slacker classmates. Mr. Peterson, their creepy teacher, tries to intervene so they’ll all live and he can continue to spy on them in the locker room. Gross, Mr. Peterson. Also, what the hell are hitclips? Find out in this episode that is sure to be a hit(clip) in podcast history!

Jeff and Charlotte look at the cover of Asteroid vs. Earth and weave a tall tale about what the movie will be about.

The psychics glimpse old hermit McGregor sipping moonshine and discovering life-threatening asteroids--the fate of the world rests in his hermit hands. Meanwhile, the devil gets turnt during spring break and Howard the Duck needs a new catchphrase. In this celestial battle of the century, the real winner is you, gentle listener.

The psychics peep a tale of a cunning mullet bandit that chops away precious mullet locks. Is any mullet safe? Is Billy Ray Cyrus not legally allowed to call himself "Billy Ray Cyrus" without his mullet? Mullet mullet mullet.

Jeff and Charlotte look at the cover of Clubland and guess what the movie will be about.

The psychics divine a tale of tap dancing, riots, and death by disco ball. As always, there’s no cover charge for Club Psychic. Just a two drink minimum.

The Psychics divine a tall tale of gaseous ghouls and harmonizing zombies. A zombie lizard in a top hat makes a special guest appearance and will sing his way into your heart! The Movie Psychics prove once again to be a breath of fresh air!