9 episodes

The One Stars is an award winning and critically acclaimed absurd comedy fiction podcast featuring fake “One Star Reviews from All Across the Multiverse.” One Star reviews of a Moon Vacation. An abandoned mall. Haunted electronics. An unexpected interdimensional trip with an Uber Driver. Join our host Negative Nancy (Emma Elizabeth) and her only friend Chatbot (Blythe Renay) aboard The Space Windu as they hide out in the dark corners of space, hate everything and learn to love each other along the way. Created by Jeremy Ellett 

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    • 4.8 • 40 Ratings

The One Stars is an award winning and critically acclaimed absurd comedy fiction podcast featuring fake “One Star Reviews from All Across the Multiverse.” One Star reviews of a Moon Vacation. An abandoned mall. Haunted electronics. An unexpected interdimensional trip with an Uber Driver. Join our host Negative Nancy (Emma Elizabeth) and her only friend Chatbot (Blythe Renay) aboard The Space Windu as they hide out in the dark corners of space, hate everything and learn to love each other along the way. Created by Jeremy Ellett 

    1. Over the Moon

    1. Over the Moon

    Negative Nancy hates the Moon and you should too! 
    One Star Reviews of:
    An Uber Driver.
    A Moon Vacation.
    A Ukulele.
    The Moon Landing Museum. 
    Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. 
    Review of a Ukulele was written by Tal Minear. 
    CAST: 
    Emma Elizabeth as Negative Nancy
    Blythe Renay as Chatbot
    Garan Fitzgerald as the Narrator
    Vin Ernst performs Review of an Uber Driver
    Bruce Hennigar performs Review of a Moon Vacation and Review of the Moon Landing Museum.
    Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Ukulele. 
    Megan Konrad as Grandma Reviewer.
    This episode included the following tracks: Hybrid by Ouroboros. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Power Up by Razihel. Jester by Prod Riddiman. Exhausted by Prod Riddiman. Fly by Prod Riddiman. Good Times by Prod Riddiman. Isolated by Prod Riddiman
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    • 24 min
    2. Haunted By Your Past

    2. Haunted By Your Past

    Negative Nancy asks Chatbot to comb through her old social media posts to eliminate any potentially problematic hot takes.
    One Star Reviews of:
    A Kettlebell.
    Space Jam on DVD.
    A Haunted VCR.
    A Spellbook.
    Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. Review of a Kettlebell was written by Tal Minear. 
    CAST: 
    Emma Elizabeth as Negative Nancy.
    Blythe Renay as Chatbot.
    Garan Fitzgerald as the Narrator, Review of a Space Jam DVD.
    Anjali Kunapaneni performs Review of a Kettlebell.
    Tom Laflin performs Review of a VCR.
    Tal Minear performs Review of a Spellbook. 
    This episode included the following tracks: Dog and Pony Show by Silent Partner. Schemin by Prod Riddiman. Revenge by Prod Riddiman. Demented Nightmare by Darren Curtis. Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe.
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    • 17 min
    3. Please Hold

    3. Please Hold

    Negative Nancy waits on hold and vows to end a man's career. 
    Reviews of Ethan's Erasers, a Can of Mace, a Can of Beans and a Special Collection.
    Writing by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns. 
    Production, Editing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
    CAST: 
    Emma Elizabeth as Negative Nancy.
    Blythe Renay as Chatbot.
    Garan Fitzgerald as the Narrator, Review of Mace
    Jess Kuczynski performs Review of Ethan's Erasers. 
    Nina Nikolic performs Review of a Can of Beans. 
    Ashley Kay performs Review of a Special Collection. 
    This episode included the following tracks: Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Dandelions by Prod Riddiman. Cold by Prod Riddiman. Ice Cream by Prod Riddiman.
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    • 16 min
    4. Places to Be

    4. Places to Be

    Nancy is stuck in Space traffic so the Interns have to run the show. 
    Reviews of a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring.
    Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
    The Rocket and Mood Ring reviews were written by Tal Minear. 
    CAST: 
    Emma Elizabeth as Negative Nancy.
    Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.
    Garan Fitzgerald as The Announcer.
    Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip.
    Ariel Hack, Tom Laflin and Roger Hanna as The Audience Members.
    Senna Fox and Bajio Alvarado as People in Traffic
    Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Time Machine.
    Bajio Alvarado peforms Review of the World's Largest Penny.
    Megan Konrad peforms Review of an Abandoned Mall.
    Ashe Thurman performs Review of a Grocery Store.
    Jess Kuczynski performs Review of a Rocket.
    Lindsay Zana performs review of a Mood Ring.
    This episode included the following tracks: Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Spaceman by Prod Riddiman. Lost in Space by Prod Riddiman. Coffee by Prod Riddiman. Cassette by Prod Riddiman. 
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    • 22 min
    5. No Magic or Cats Allowed on the Show

    5. No Magic or Cats Allowed on the Show

    Something about Cats or something about Magic, but definitely not both. 
    Reviews of a Beach Trip, a Clothes Iron, a Cat Bed and an Apartment Complex.
    Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. 
    The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were all written by Tal Minear.
    CAST: 
    Emma Elizabeth as Negative Nancy.
    Blythe Renay as Chatbot.
    Garan Fitzgerald as The Announcer.
    Ariel Hack as Angelica
    Tal Minear performs Review of the Beach
    Anjali Kunapaneni peforms Review of a Cat Bed
    PJ Kanis performs Review an Apartment Complex
    Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly
    Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip
    Eleanor Grey performs Review of an Iron.
    The following tracks were included in this episode: Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Serenity by Prod Riddiman. The Crown by Prod Riddiman. Waves by Prod Riddiman.
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    • 20 min
    6. The Hole Thing

    6. The Hole Thing

    What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! 
    Written by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns.
    Sound Design, Editing and Production by Jeremy Ellett.
    CAST:
    Emma Elizabeth as Negative Nancy.
    Blythe Renay as Chatbot.
    Garan Fitzgerald as The Announcer.
    Nina Nikolic as Susan Somethinerother.
    Brandon P. Jenkins as Richard TooGoode.
    Becca Marcus as The Government.
    Tal Minear as Kazoo Ad 1.
    Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.
    Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip, Thomas Pickles
    Trace Callahan as Darla Pennington.
    PJ Kanis as Kazoo Ad 2.
    Bruce Hennigar as Hole Witness 1.
    Peter Nishimura as Hole Witness 2.
    Roger J. Thacher as Hole Witness 3.
    David Woo performs Review of a Walkman.
    Roger Hanna and Bajio Alvarado as The Mandela Lawyers.
    Ariel Hack, Sophia DeRise, Tim Bailey as Mandela Testimonials. 
    The following tracks were included in this episode: Nightshade by Adhesive Wombat. Apero Hour by Kevin MacLeod. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Beyond the Trail by Randy Greer. First Light by Randy Greer. Shimmer by Audioscribe.
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    • 31 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
40 Ratings

40 Ratings

GoodPointe ,

Greetings from The Space Windu!

The banter between Nancy and Chatbot brings a smile to my face every time I listen to this show. Give the pilot episode a chance and maybe it’ll do the same for you.

ColdProcessWeatherwax ,

I love Chatbot and Nancy

The first season of the show was really impressive. Really clever writing! From the first time I listened to the opening theme song to the end of the first season I enjoyed every second of my time spent on The Space Windu. Lots of laughs were had!

GonzoTV ,

New Favorite Comedy

I love this show! This is LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!
Really hoping they come back for a second season!

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