THE QUACK Mary Mary

Gran Pat was dragged from her gin and crossword to do the judging. She moved from castle to castle, whilst smoking a cigarette.
 
A childhood memory of when my grandmother judged the family sandcastle competition in Cornwall. 

“Everyone always forgets the tzatziki,” Oliver said, very proud of himself.
 
This week it's Hermione's 32nd birthday, and under the grey sky in a field, we talk about our names. Does Oliver suit being an Ollie? Have Millennial parents gone too far with the unique names? Should I call myself MA MA?

During this week away, you discover things about your partner that can only be exposed in such circumstances, like airport security.
 
 
A look into the types of couple holidays, and where it can all go wrong.

I knew, even with my eyes closed, he was attempting to build the John Lewis trolley.  “Leave it! I will do it when I can see again!” I shouted from the bed.
 
A face palm true story about the weekend I was recovering from laser eye surgery. 

“Now, who here thinks the White House looks small?” Joey asked the group. I shot up my hand.
 
 
A comical story of my 4-hour tour around Washington D.C. (I'm sorry for the bad accents in this recording).

I think it's time to MUTE... AND...ARCHIVE....
 
This week we're laughing at the dating advice and game plans that are offered in the locker room.