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Ya, I like Dune 2. DUNE 2 CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME.
This might be the most exhausting and boring podcast we’ve ever done. You’ll love it.
LISAN AL-GAIB.
On todays episode of The Podcast Cantina, we start by introducing Ramsey to our Lady listeners out in Hess, Germany, the totally m botched Star Wars Battlefront II ASPYR re-release and unsafe for work rules of Final Fantasy 7 *REBIRTH*
Next, the Shrek 2 soundtrack vs Dazed and Confused soundtrack, Ramsey becomes director of media for the Illuminati as he celebrates 200 days sober from alcohol and has pledged sobriety for 200,000 more days straight (p.s that’s 547 years).
Jordan study of Bobs Burgers as dad preparation, a Son and his dad skating and guitars at park next to a Gay family, smelling reefer in the wild and I wish we could podcast outside.
Never let a random mf shoot the b roll
Vultures II
The family atomics
Dune 2 and Lisan Al-Gaib; was Jesus (a real person) an artificial messiah invented for the nefarious purposes of manipulating the masses? I hope not.
In honor of Muad’Dib, we are ranking movie mouses, explaining Godzilla, sneaky styrofoam Vodka Sprites aka The Water of Life, blue juice, blue milk, the only Green Day that matters aka St. Patrick’s Day history, the Irish, the IRA and snakes and CERVEZA CRYSTAL STAR WARS. Now that’s Podcasting!
P.S if you actually finish this episode and can prove it, I’ll send you $1.

ALL HAIL RAMSES THE 7TH, DUNE JIHADIST. Yes, Ramsey finally watched the first Dune movie in preparation for Dune Part 2 this weekend, which we will be reviewing. On today’s episode of The Podcast Cantina, we are talking about the boundless light of space Islam, getting high as hell on hallucinogenic cinnamon scented Spice, as well as the distillation and evolution of religious concepts that happens over the passage of time.
We talk the importance of physical media in an increasingly digital world, especially with the increased opportunity for revisionist history.
Once again, we’re back to talking Star Wars; the best and worst of the Sequel Trilogy (I KNOW), the missed opportunity of Finn as a Jedi, what if George LUKE-US came back to direct the next Star Wars movie and what it would be, and next podcast episode; what did George’s Sequel trilogy look like?
Ramsey gives Dune a 3.5/5 stars, a 70% Tomatometer. We close the podcast with Jordan explaining The (e)ffects of Melange Spice on the mind, the Butlerian Jihad, intergalactic travel and how hyperspace lanes work in Star Wars and Dune, oh ya and Helldivers 2! Now that’s Podcasting!
P.S: BeautifulBigTiddyButtNakedWomenJustDontFallOutTheSkyYaKnow??

What’s going on at On The Border? First things first R.I.P Carl Weathers. On another episode of Ramsey and Jordan stumbling upon success, we learn Jordan will never watch E.T; Ramsey is very concerned about the Alien Invasion going on at On The Border; getting way too high and calling the White House; all while taking the immigration test and passing with flying colors, not to mention learning the origins of shish-kabobs and teaching Ramsey about the Dune universe. We got Paul McCartney and The Wings (Twinks and Winks), what went down in Building 7? The building fell with such precision, No explosion no reasons given. We end the podcast talking about our celebrity friends, in the air tonight and next time coming prepared. Stick around till the end for a new outro from the Podcast Cantina. Now that’s Podcasting!

Ramsey and Jordan do the first podcast in Bravado Studios, so apologies in advance for this real laid back episode. Too many Zyn’s, too much vaping. Now, Johann Sebastian Bach, An innovator of musical composition and his famous work; “Mass in B Minor”. How does this legend compare to current artisan Ramsey “RamJam” Fam? We learn that and more in this podcast, as well as talking about Sobriety, Disney Gworls, Italian Dishes, we continue our journey of rewriting the Sequel Trilogy, and the consequences of hotboxing. Do people get dumber the older they get? Not closing internet tabs, Covid Conspiracies, and royalty free music. Now that’s Podcasting!

Kristian, Ramsey and Jordan celebrate Kristian establishing the newest Podcast Cantina HQ. On this comeback episode we’re talking Sharting, being a C list celebrity, the Pursuit of Happiness vs The Last Jedi, America rocks, Dua Lipa aka Women are the Highest Form of Art on the planet, and would you rather have 100+ body count or Alzheimer’s?
Jordan returns to the Champagne of Beer and won’t stop talking about our battles with alcoholism, Kristian learns about flushing toilets, and we learn about Ramsey’s fears of a Third World War and Total Global Destruction.
We’re back to talking Star Wars stuff including rewriting the Sequels, Ramsey has a problem with women in Star Wars, Top 3 women in Star Wars, are Clone Troopers real people and Kristian vs Oppenheimer.
Finally, we cover Suicide vs exercise, Ramsey doesn’t know how the movie Avatar works, stealing silverware from your parents when you move out, ranking Disney princesses, standing on bidness, phobias of annoying people, showering at the gym, what’s the gayest sport? In America it’s Soccer (football). Hockey is the manliest sport. Elden Ring is to Kristian as sports are to Ramsey. Edibles, Will Smith movies post Bad Boys 2, weary vs wary, casual drinking vs having a problem. Women derail a Man’s progress. We were supposed to play poker. Free pussy, free weed, Free Palestine. Now that’s Podcasting!

The first episode of The Pod Solo Show since the final day of 2022, welcome to The whatwasitalkingabout podcast. Nothing much here, just checking in with y’all and getting my legs back under me. On this sad excuse for an episode and 4th time “relaunching” this podcast, we’ll go over the future of The Podcast Cantina channel moving forward. Also mentioned: The New York Knicks, radical internet warriors, seeing Shane Gillis LIVE in KC, Vinny “The Microwave” Johnson and the Visigoths. Now that’s Podcasting! Stay tuned for more.