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Phil Ristaino
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Phil Ristaino is an actor. An artist. A songwriter. And now a podcast host, with a show that celebrates the rebirth and imminent demise of the nigh-eternally defunct Post Relevant Movement, a movement for the End of the End of Time. Join Phil and special guests as they explore and decipher film, art, music, comedy and improvisation, the esoteric and occult, the extra-terrestrial and other-dimensional, the spirit and the surreal, and all things Post Relevant. Witness wild wayward wonders descending from the seven heavens to be made manifest at the crossroads of absurdity and eternity!

  1. 34. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 8: Birth Of (the) Bo(m)b

    4D AGO

    34. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 8: Birth Of (the) Bo(m)b

    Imagine a world where computers are made of ants! Nature's robots! Are you imagining it? Are you? ARE YOU? The Post Relevant Podcast season 3 proudly presents: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 8: Birth Of (the) Bo(m)b. Ever since host Phil Ristaino started recording decodes of Twin Peaks: the Return with his buddy and co-host Justin Epifanio over a year ago, they (we) were keenly aware that this day would come - that they (we) would one day arrive at the legendary EPISODE 8 of the Return. Yes, that episode. The one with the nuclear bomb. The one where Mr C dies. The one with the gas station. The one where Judy pukes up Bob. The one where the Fireman and Señorita Dido create the Laura Palmer golden orb in the White Lodge. The one with the 'Gotta Light?' guy. The one where the girl eats the frog moth in her sleep. The one where maybe the greatest episode of any TV show ever was created, delivered, and absorbed by Twin Peaks fanatics and surrealist dreamers worldwide. That episode 8. Well... we tried to decode it. Well, the first half, at least. In this epic-sode, Phil and Justin's decode is intertwined with a conversation between Phil and the hosts of the Vayse podcast, "a podcast about weird stuff." Stephen James Buckley (of Polypores fame) and Peter C. Hine have been Twin Peaks fans for the last 30 years or so, and they've been itching for an excuse to talk about TP: the Return. They swoop into the PRP drop zone with hot takes, theories, interpretations, and deep fandom. The combination of all four brains causes ripples of realization across the episode as multiple universes collide like ants scuttling over ones and zeros on a solid state hard drive (also made of ants - remember?) And, again, we only cover the first half of TP:TR episode 8. PLUS! A full musical score with the music of Polypores! Also! Damn good times and David Lynch imitations. And more! A brief message from the master David Lynch himself..... The birth of the Bomb is the birth of Bob is the birth of the Bomb is the birth of Bob is the....... Find all episodes of the PRP:  https://www.postrelevant.com Phil's acting/art/music: https://www.thesearedreams.com PRP on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/philristaino/ Get the PRP "Under the Silver Lake" tribute shirt at Spyrodon Apparel: https://spyrodon.store/products/phil-ristaino-artist-edition-for-the-post-relevant-podcast-under-the-silverlake enter 'postrelevant' at checkout for 10% off. Donate to the show: https://buymeacoffee.com/postrelevant Justin's doc: https://www.instagram.com/heyoka.documentary/ Vayse podcast: https://www.vayse.co.uk Vayse on insta: https://www.instagram.com/vayseesyav All the songs on this episode come from the Polypores albums "Live: 2024" and "Cosmically a Shambles." Polypores on Bandcamp: https://polypores.bandcamp.com  Polypores on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/sjbuckers/ PRP theme song by Agents of Venus: https://agentsofvenus.bandcamp.com David Lynch Forever....

    3h 34m
  2. 33. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 7

    12/01/2025

    33. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 7

    The Post Relevant Podcast has emerged from its magical initiation and is now riding on the wings of the podcast's spirit owl across the astral realms. We are also simultaneously roaming the streets at night to catch other wild owls to collect more wisdoms for our wisdom sack. We are ALSO whistling into the ether as a call to the heavens to unlock a space in a wall that has no door. But wait, a key has arrived in the mail.... the key of Bee! (it might actually be a box of bees, let me put this box in the freezer and maybe it'll quiet down) Welcome back to the PRP season 3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 7. Hosts Phil Ristaino and Justin Epifanio put their ears to the wall in hopes of deciphering episode 7 of Lynch and Frost's magnum opus. Does Diane think 'Fuck You!' means 'More coffee?' Why does Gordon Cole have a framed image of a flying ear of corn? How does Mr C intimidate the Warden with a simple mention of 'Joe McClusky?' Who digitally painted out the windows on the FBI's plane? When is it appropriate for Dougie to 'squeeze his hand off?' We're trying to answer these questions and more, honest. We thought we heard the answers coming from one side of the room, near the lamp, but when we go over there, it sounds like the answers might be coming from the other side of the room. Its just plain weird. Plus! Justin breaks down Dougie's instinctual FBI action moves. Also! Lots more amazing Polypores music! So Rad! And even more! Wherever that humming sound is coming from, I gotta say, it is making us all feel so JUICY. Listen to all episodes of the PRP at www.PostRelevant.com Check out Phil's acting/art/music at www.TheseAreDreams.com Get the full 5-D PRP experience: https://www.instagram.com/philristaino/ Get the PRP "Under the Silver Lake" tribute shirt at Spyrodon Apparel: https://spyrodon.store/products/phil-ristaino-artist-edition-for-the-post-relevant-podcast-under-the-silverlake enter 'postrelevant' at checkout for 10% off. Donate to the show: https://buymeacoffee.com/postrelevant Justin's doc: www.instagram.com/heyoka.documentary/ All the songs on this episode come from the Polypores album "Crystal Shop." Get Polypores albums  on Bandcamp: https://polypores.bandcamp.com/ PRP theme song by Agents of Venus: https://agentsofvenus.bandcamp.com/ David Lynch Forever....

    2h 29m
  3. 32. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 6

    11/01/2025

    32. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 6

    At the stroke of Midnite, on the Eve of All Hallows, the Post Relevant Podcast lands at the foot of your shadowy path. A being of pure magic, it has taken the form of Pallas Athena's cosmic owl, newly descended from the dreamtime of Mt Olympus to shock you into epiphany. "Who are you?" you entreat. But no message is forthcoming, only the steady, silent stare of your own destiny sinking its strong talons into the bones of your soul. Between the two eclipses a portal into the higher realms has manifested your ultimate path laid out in front of you. Do you dare step into your highest timeline? You've prayed for such a sign for decades. Are you even allowed to refuse a call such as this? Is this a dream made flesh? Has the entirety of reality followed you down into the rabbit hole? Only the foolish and the brave can meet their fate face to face and charge into the palisades amongst the bells of victory.... The Post Relevant Podcast season 3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 6 has finally arrived. Two months in the making, this episode intertwines in-depth interpretation of Lynch and Frost's 6th episode of their legendary 2017 Twin Peaks surrealist miniseries with stories of host Phil Ristaino's mystical experiences between the blood moon lunar eclipse and partial solar eclipses of September 2025, and on into October's travels, where he turned a mighty 55 years old. From Atlanta to Upstate NY to Nashville, TN, we hear the esoteric ravings of a man becoming a wizard, all while trying to figure out the mysteries inside of Twin Peaks. And in the middle of it all, hear the story of Phil's meeting with an OWL one fateful evening.... Join Phil and co-host Justin Epifanio as they dissect, discover and dazzle their way through TP:TR episode 6. This is an episode of the PRP like no other, and nothing will ever be the same again.... Also featuring the amazing music of Polypores! And! The return of PRP co-host Brother Andy Ristaino! Its beyond epic! We've tripped the light fantastic and dove headlong into the unknown! Come with us! Come with us! And may the pinecone that glows upon the mysteries be forever alight. Listen to all episodes of the PRP at www.PostRelevant.com Check out Phil's acting/art/music at www.TheseAreDreams.com Get the full 5-D PRP experience: https://www.instagram.com/philristaino/ Get the PRP "Under the Silver Lake" tribute shirt at Spyrodon Apparel: https://spyrodon.store/products/phil-ristaino-artist-edition-for-the-post-relevant-podcast-under-the-silverlake enter 'postrelevant' at checkout for 10% off. Donate to the show: https://buymeacoffee.com/postrelevant Justin's doc: www.instagram.com/heyoka.documentary/ All the songs on this episode come from the Polypores albums "Multizonal Mindscramble" and "ECCO." Get Polypores albums  on Bandcamp: https://polypores.bandcamp.com/ PRP theme song by Agents of Venus: https://agentsofvenus.bandcamp.com/ Music for the song "Don't Die" was written by HoliznaCC0. Original track name is "Dangerous Voyage (music box)" and can be found at https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/background-music David Lynch forever...

    3h 13m
  4. 31. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 5

    08/11/2025

    31. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 5

    A kitten purrrrrzzzzz. A bee buzzzezzzz. A podcaster cazzzzzttttttzzzzzz. A Lion's Gate returnnnnzzzzzz!!!!! Is the universe exploding? Not. Quite. Yet............ Its the Post Relevant Podcast's triumphant trip back through the Lion's Gate once more again, but this time, with bees! Strap on your mesh spacesuit and try not to get stung (by the insight) as hosts Phil Ristaino and Justin Epifanio descend back into decoding Twin Peaks: the Return (episode 5). Ride the wheels within wheels within wheels across six-sided hives echoing through time while we follow Mr Strawberry on a tour over haunted cities, sweet rides and/or exploding cars, messy desks, textured lips, pink triplets, and the most delicious green tea latte you've ever been forced to drink by default. And who are you in this story? A zombied-out alpha male obsessed with coffee? A methd-out, poorly mustachioed mumbler? A lovely, disinterested casino wallflower? A demon-possessed wizard criminal who sets off all alarms ever? Are you....Mr Strawberry? On second thought, don't tell me.... Plus! The even-more-triumphant return of PRP season one Lion's Gate guest Mark Ristaino, as he recounts surviving a hit-and-run! (not a joke) And! More Polypores! Sound effects! Extra foley! Manifestation techniques! Red and yellow! More! Synchronicities abound throughout the only podcast to explain where to get a 3 foot shoe horn! Ignore at your own peril, and don't forget to purrrrrrrrrr....... Listen to all episodes of the PRP at www.PostRelevant.com Check out Phil's acting/art/music at www.TheseAreDreams.com Get the full 5-D PRP experience: https://www.instagram.com/philristaino/ Get the PRP "Under the Silver Lake" tribute shirt at Spyrodon Apparel: https://spyrodon.store/products/phil-ristaino-artist-edition-for-the-post-relevant-podcast-under-the-silverlake enter 'postrelevant' at checkout for 10% off. Donate to the show: https://buymeacoffee.com/postrelevant Justin's doc: www.instagram.com/heyoka.documentary/ All the songs on this episode come from the Polypores album "I Wish There Was a Place Like That." Get Polypores albums  on Bandcamp: https://polypores.bandcamp.com/ PRP theme song by Agents of Venus: https://agentsofvenus.bandcamp.com/ David Lynch forever...

    3h 26m
  5. 30. PRP3: Twin Peaks: The Return: The DECODE episode 4

    06/01/2025

    30. PRP3: Twin Peaks: The Return: The DECODE episode 4

    Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 4. SONNY JIM IS BACK IN. Full stop. June 1st, 2025 has arrived. We all knew this day would come. 2000 years ago, when the first western savior was born to a virgin in a manger beneath the Star of Bethlehem, the prophecy was set in motion: "Yay, verily, a special child would rise again when the world of shadows most needs him. This savior of the 3rd age wouldst appear impossibly from behind the door of red, in the Court of Lancelot. His name shalt be known only as "Sonny Jim." And Sonny Jim shalt be back on in. " And now it has finally come to pass.... Join Post Relevant Podcast hosts Phil Ristaino and Justin Epifanio as we decode Twin Peaks: the Return episode 4. We seek to understand the adventures of Dougie Jones, aka Mr Jackpots, as he wins $425,000.00 and then pees, fails to dress himself, stares in the mirror, eats pancakes, and most importantly, amuses his angel of a son, the impossible boy known to one and all as Sonny Jim. Also: We marvel over Michael Cera as Marlin Brando. We ponder the color yellow. We remember the owls (are not what they seem. ) We talk extra low. We are exonerated in Courts of Law. We watch "A Boy and His Atom" while failing to observe electrons. And we try to fix our hearts or die. And, in the extra secret end section, we debate what might happen if we met ETs in a Dark Forest. But really, I'm just being coy, because this episode is all about the debut of the spanking new smash hit song (in Sweden) entitled "Sonny Jim (Is Back In)." It will change your life and show you how your heart can also be 'so full.' Prepare the way, young warrior! The moment of Post Relevance hath finally arrived! The End of the End of Time is Nigh! Prepare ye! Prepare ye! Just do it already.... Listen to all episodes of the PRP at www.PostRelevant.com Check out Phil's acting/art/music at www.TheseAreDreams.com Get the full 5-D PRP experience: https://www.instagram.com/philristaino/ Get the PRP "Under the Silver Lake" tribute shirt at Spyrodon Apparel: https://spyrodon.store/products/phil-ristaino-artist-edition-for-the-post-relevant-podcast-under-the-silverlake enter 'postrelevant' at checkout for 10% off. Donate to the show: https://buymeacoffee.com/postrelevant Justin's doc: www.instagram.com/heyoka.documentary/ All the songs on this episode come from the Polypores albums "ECCO." Get Polypores albums  on Bandcamp: https://polypores.bandcamp.com/ "Sonny Jim (Is Back In)" written by Phil Ristaino with Justin Epifanio. The musical track for this song is called "Savior Above" and was written by Ketsa. Find all Ketsa's music at https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ketsa/ PRP theme song by Agents of Venus: https://agentsofvenus.bandcamp.com/ David Lynch forever...

    2h 44m
  6. 29. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 3

    04/21/2025

    29. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 3

    Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 3. The Post Relevant Podcast hatches out of a bright red Easter egg and skitters diagonally across multiple dimensions with our decode of Twin Peaks: the Return episode 3!  You are in for another audio epic.... We follow everyone's favorite cosmic FBI agent Dale Cooper as he silently falls through space, warps through an electrical socket and assumes his new identity as the scourge of casinos far and wide known as Mr Jackpots! Hosts Phil Ristaino and Justin Epifanio discuss black holes, dirty old ladies, using a saltines box as a plate, the sound 'the ring' doesn't make and what that implies, and, of course, the first appearance of CHERRY PIE in Twin Peaks: the Return.  Plus! A special message from his royal highness God! You're welcome!  And! Part 2 of my interview with  Stephen James Buckley of Polypores, who's music is featured all over the episode. We talk "Under the Silver Lake" and "Twin Peaks."  Celebrate the true beginning of the New Year with the Post Relevant Podcast Season 3 Episode 3. Its 119-time ‘in the back,jack’ for the rebirth of our savior, Cherry Pie....  Listen to all episodes of the PRP at www.PostRelevant.com Check out Phil's acting/art/music at www.TheseAreDreams.com Get the full 5-D PRP experience: https://www.instagram.com/philristaino/ Get the PRP "Under the Silver Lake" tribute shirt at Spyrodon Apparel: https://spyrodon.store/products/phil-ristaino-artist-edition-for-the-post-relevant-podcast-under-the-silverlake enter 'postrelevant' at checkout for 10% off. Donate to the show: https://buymeacoffee.com/postrelevant Justin's doc: www.instagram.com/heyoka.documentary/ All the songs on this episode come from the Polypores albums "Multizonal Mindscramble" and "Unlimited Lives." Get Polypores albums  on Bandcamp: https://polypores.bandcamp.com/ PRP theme song by Agents of Venus: https://agentsofvenus.bandcamp.com/ David Lynch forever...

    3h 4m
  7. 28. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 2

    03/20/2025

    28. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 2

    Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 2. The Post Relevant Podcast dares to go where no one dares to dare as we follow the owl's screech along a jagged path strewn with corn and backwards dreams across a multidimensional soap opera in order to glance into the deep puddles of Lynch's bubble gum mind. Or something similar... Its a jumbo-sized episode as hosts Phil Ristaino and Justin Epifanio: 1. Talk and eat and talk some more. 2. Interview Stephen James Buckley of the music project Polypores (part 1 of a 2-part interview, to be exact). 3. Feature the music of Polypores all over the dang episode! 4. Do a deep dive decode of Twin Peaks: the Return episode 2 where we: a. define what 'erstwhile' means b. learn how to shut a man off by rubbing his jawbone c. discuss the science of time and the nature of dreamtime while occupying the Black Lodge, as well the Venus and Saturn chairs and what exactly Laura Palmer is now. d. marvel at Mr C's magical phone technology and his poor communication skills with Philip Jefferies (this is Philip Jefferies, right?) e. Call Yoohoo's flavor 'vanilla' whilst not besmirching it. f. tell tall tales of dreams of buses with no drivers. In between all that is much much more talking. Its a big ep! Drink it down like a cosmic Yoohoo! Listen to all episodes of the PRP at www.PostRelevant.com Phil's art/acting/music: www.TheseAreDreams.com Justin's doc: www.instagram.com/heyoka.documentary/ Get the PRP "Under the Silver Lake" T shirt: https://spyrodon.store/products/phil-ristaino-artist-edition-for-the-post-relevant-podcast-under-the-silverlake Donate to the show: https://buymeacoffee.com/postrelevant PRP 5-D experience: www.instagram.com/philristaino/ All the music that scores this episode comes from the Polypores album "There Are Other Worlds" found here: https://open.spotify.com/album/19apC3bEAOZI3bvbhjJ2hX?si=iEIt9gIXRT-n-FkmL6ocuQ Polypores on Bandcamp: https://polypores.bandcamp.com/ PRP theme song by Agents of Venus: https://agentsofvenus.bandcamp.com/ David Lynch forever...

    3h 10m
  8. 27. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 1

    02/19/2025

    27. PRP3: Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE episode 1

    Twin Peaks: the Return: the DECODE. The Post Relevant Podcast looms over the city. This isn't your mama's podcast. Its the Post Relevant Podcast EXTREME!!!! Exclamation points!!! Our decode of David Lynch and Mark Frost's magnum opus Twin Peaks: the Return begins in earnest as host Phil Ristaino and his new co-host (director and TV post-production coordinator) Justin Epifanio dig into TP: TR episode 1. After an EXTREME intro to the show, Phil ponders the loss of David Lynch, the LA fires, and reads from Lynch's book "Catching the Big Fish." Then Phil and Justin sift through the ashes left behind by the phoenix-like first episode. Who's watching who do what with the mysterious glass box in NYC? Who is Agent Dale Cooper working for now? Is Mr C stronger than the Hulk? Why does Justin like Buckhorn, South Dakota so much? Is Lucy an idiot or just un-informed? Are the special effects in this show fake-looking on purpose? Am I free to go? All that, plus many, many more words spoken! Plus! Deep thoughts! Electricity! Eye-hole bite-marks! Much! Much! More! E X T R E M E ! ! ! ! ! Buckle up, buttercup. This podcast's going for a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddde! Its the mighty return of the son of the Post Relevant Podcast, season 3! Run! Run for your lives!!!! Check out all things Post Relevant at www.PostRelevant.com The PRP is excited to be working with Spyrodon Apparel . Get our Triple Goddess "Under the Silver Lake" T-shirt design at https://spyrodon.store/ Enter "postrelevant" at checkout for 10% off your purchase. Follow the full 5-D Post Relevant Experience: https://www.instagram.com/philristaino/ Check out the sizzle reel for Justin's documentary "Heyoka": https://vimeo.com/1039750409 Donate to the pod: https://buymeacoffee.com/postrelevant and patreon.com/postrelevant Check out Phil's acting/art/music: www.TheseAreDreams.com The PRP theme song written by Agents of Venus: https://agentsofvenus.bandcamp.com The score for this episode was created by Holizna CCO and taken from his album "Retro Gamer Soundtrack!"https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/ Rest in Paradise forever David Lynch....

    2h 32m
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Phil Ristaino is an actor. An artist. A songwriter. And now a podcast host, with a show that celebrates the rebirth and imminent demise of the nigh-eternally defunct Post Relevant Movement, a movement for the End of the End of Time. Join Phil and special guests as they explore and decipher film, art, music, comedy and improvisation, the esoteric and occult, the extra-terrestrial and other-dimensional, the spirit and the surreal, and all things Post Relevant. Witness wild wayward wonders descending from the seven heavens to be made manifest at the crossroads of absurdity and eternity!

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  • Creator
    Phil Ristaino
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    35
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Phil Ristaino
  • Show Website
    The Post Relevant Podcast

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