The Real Weird Sisters: The Archive Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

The trio lands in the middle of London--but NOT on Shaftesbury Avenue--and Ron and Harry (or should we still be calling him Barny??) look extra cool in their dress robes. It's a good thing that Hermione turns out to be more skilled at undetectable extension charms than she is at memory charms. As they search for a place to hide, there's one location we know they definitely won't end up: Grimmauld Place. Hopefully your jeans aren't too tight and your cappuccino isn't muck as you listen to this episode!

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Thanks to Cousin Barny's outstanding attention span, this vunderful chapter is filled with beautiful wedding quotes, which are quite useful for social media posts when people you love get married! This chapter also brings the long-awaited introduction of the effervescent Auntie Muriel, charming family memories of old Uncle Bilius, and intriguing theories about Mr. Weasley's possible extramarital activities. Hopefully you are wearing your sun colors for good luck; just don't make the same mistake Xenophilius did when picking out his necklace, unless you want to get into it with Krum. Gregorovitch!

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Harry finally comes of age, so it's time to really put his magic skills to the test and make some stuff fly around the room! It's also time to try out a few of the twelve fail-safe ways to charm witches on both of the Weasley women, though Ron and a certain tall, faceless, unpleasant stranger might have something to say about that. In discussing the chapter, Martha uncovers Harry's true signature move (spoiler: it isn't Expelliarmus) and someone (who could it be??) might end up shedding a few tears.

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Harry's struggle with his savior complex has never been more real, and there's just no time for anything so completely trivial as vol-au-vents or family weddings! Unfortunately for him, Mrs. Weasley (whose eyes are the exact same shade of brown as Ginny's, coincidentally) has other plans for everyone, which do not include magically-altered motorbikes or plotting Voldemort's demise. We hope this episode makes you laugh maniacally rather than giving you an expression appropriate to the sickbed of a close friend!

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Martha may not be as excited about this week’s chapter art as she was last week, but the characters do remind us of a certain Hundred Acre Wood character, to everyone’s surprise! Also included this week are the many things we “do like,” Harry mistaking Andromeda for Bellatrix (even though she isn’t singing), and imagined last words for Dumbledore, because we just aren’t buying the ones Lupin and Kingsley claimed. Finally, we stumble upon the very important question of why more wizards aren’t intentionally bald as a protection against Polyjuice impersonation.

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The moment we've all been dreading has finally arrived, so have a seat on the washing machine, pour yourself a tall glass of Harry-flavored Polyjuice Potion (it's much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle!) and drink to our poor sweet girl, the true fallen warrior, queen of our hearts, Hedwig. We're really going to miss her as she goes off on her new adventure of happily exploring the world and staying safe from danger!

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