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Welcome to the Receding Hairlines Podcast! A *mostly* sports show from three guys who love barbershop sports debates and analytics!

The Receding Hairlines Podcast Sarge Hutch and Fabo

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Welcome to the Receding Hairlines Podcast! A *mostly* sports show from three guys who love barbershop sports debates and analytics!

    41 - The Receding Hairlines NFL Preview!!

    41 - The Receding Hairlines NFL Preview!!

    We back!

    So...I (Sarge) took a trip to Vegas over the weekend and didn't edit this episode. My bad.

    HOWEVER, we only missed one week of NFL Football, and now you're ready to break it all down with our most educational episode yet. Seriously.

    Fabo started things off, blindly feeling his way through NFL analysis. He didn't suck at it! Then Hutch and Sarge gave their Super Bowl predictions. Shout out to the Kansas City Chiefs(!!).

    As usual, we segued all over the place and touched on a variety of topics like the ESPN Body Issue (with special guest appearance by Mrs. Sarge), Dwight Howard, Southwest Airlines and more.

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    • 45 min
    40 - FABO HASN'T SEEN COMING TO AMERICA...plus a great Dr. Sebi joke

    40 - FABO HASN'T SEEN COMING TO AMERICA...plus a great Dr. Sebi joke

    Welp...we recorded this a few weeks ago. Just getting it out now. Our bad.

    Now...why would I still edit and publish this episode?

    Well, first Fabo makes a shocking admission. Second, there is a great Dr. Sebi joke. Third, you have proof that we got the Jay Z/NFL situation right as it happened. We recorded this when the deal was put together and I'm proud to say our takes aged decently well.

    This is a fun episode. Worth your time even though the sports takes are a little late.

    We'll be back on schedule with our Hairlines Uninformed NFL Preview this week.

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    • 55 min
    39 - Pooping at Work, Million Dollar Listing...and some Sports

    39 - Pooping at Work, Million Dollar Listing...and some Sports

    We back!

    Sports kind of cooled off for all of July there, and we took a break.

    The Hairlines make their triumphant return in YEAR TWO of the podcast. We actually recorded this on our anniversary. Hooray us.

    In this episode, we jumped in with the Reds/Pirates/Yasiel Puig baseball fight. Would you fight for a team that traded you earlier in the day?

    We were quickly derailed in true Hairlines fashion and the show goes all over the place. We hit a few segues though, covering:

    - Trent Williams refusing to play for Washington

    - The Yankees

    - Wisdom Teeth removal

    - Getting into fights as kids

    All over the place. Thanks for listening! More podcast gold on the way!

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    • 42 min
    38 - The Segues are Back!! What is Your Least Favorite Part of RJ Barrett's Game So Far?

    38 - The Segues are Back!! What is Your Least Favorite Part of RJ Barrett's Game So Far?

    We back!

    Of course the Rockets and Thunder pulled off a HUGE trade while this episode was being edited :-(

    And still we rise.

    In this episode, we kick off the show talking about becoming our parents. We are truly washed. After that, we "officially" started by discussing the last major NBA story, Kawhi Leonard's power play in joining the LA Clippers.

    From there, Hutch and Fabo commiserated about RJ Barrett's rocky start to his career with their beloved Knicks. They get into the specific parts of his game they hate the most so far. Why can't the Knicks ever do the right thing?

    The most important development of this week is that the segues have returned **segue sound** We missed them as much as you did.

    We segued beautifully into a few topics...the MLB Home Run Derby, Fixing Professional All-Star Games, the 5-Second, Flying Knee UFC Knockout, and Hutch tells us why all-you-can-eat restaurants are a scam.

    Spoiler: They aren't.

    Fun episode this week. We'll be back to discuss the Russell Westbrook trade, and any other wild news of the day next week.

    Thanks for listening!

    • 45 min
    37 - Just Waiting on Kawhi...Also the Knicks are Basically the Pistons

    37 - Just Waiting on Kawhi...Also the Knicks are Basically the Pistons

    We back!

    In this episode, the Hairlines talk NBA Free Agency. Namely, how are Hutch and Fabo handling their beloved Knicks singing 0 All-Stars despite $70 MILLION in cap room.

    They claim to be handling it well. We discuss that and Sarge's revelation that, in terms of desirability for a free agent, the Knicks and Pistons are in the same boat. As you can imagine, the New Yorkers on the pod did not enjoy this.

    We close out the show bouncing around the league talking about other signings, and Sarge talks about Hooping While Old. 

    To wrap up, Fabo tells a story about somebody getting peed on in MTA Subway Chronicles.

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    • 49 min
    36 - The Receding Hairlines Draft: Top 15 NBA Cities for a Young, Rich, Black Guy

    36 - The Receding Hairlines Draft: Top 15 NBA Cities for a Young, Rich, Black Guy

    Two episode week!

    We know you missed us.

    This week, the Hairlines kicked off the show by wrapping up the Finals, the moves around the NBA including Anthony Davis and Al Horford.

    All of that was a set up for NBA Draft talk though. First, Matt Morgan 3 The best player from Cornell might get drafted(!!). Fabo claims he's CJ McCollum and would draft him in the first round(!!!!!).

    We wrapped up the show with the first ever Receding Hairlines Mock Draft. "Which city would you most want to live in as the #1 pick." We didn't factor in the teams in those cities, just quality of life. 

    Fun episode as always. Lots of drops and segues.

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    • 44 min

Customer Reviews

Joeiscoolerthanu ,

One of the best podcasts...

In the history of the world.

Slcallaway ,

A fun ride to work!!!

It’s not just in depth sports commentary and analysis with the most flawless segues that will blow your mind...
It’s like riding to work with your 3 best friends. From Fabo’s on paper confidence that he could be a running back or his healthy respect for mice, Hutch’s cowboy boot phase and pixie stick Kool aid and Sarge’s affinity for John Henry they will have you smiling in your car like a fool.
From goo punch to the Jimmy Butler watch they will have you rolling! It’s a definite must!

Sibonita ,

For Non-Sports Lovers, Too

I hate sports, but that Fabo has a sexy monotone voice, so it’s worth it!

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