The Spoony Bard's Aural Theatre

The Spoony Bard
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Herein we perform old video games for you in the style of an audiobook or old timey radio drama. We use music and sound effects taken directly from the game itself, and all lines of dialogue are exactly as they appear in-game.

  1. 07/31/2023

    PERMADETH! 041: Trouble on Planet Earth

    WHO IS STEALING EARTH'S OIL? Second Person: Kensey! (she/her) Also Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3341-adventure-meme License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Transition One by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4544-transition-one License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4124-newssting License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Breaking News by Brian Holtz Music Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7721-breaking-news License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Epic Intro 2018 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3002-epic-intro-2018 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Imagefilm 022 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/429-imagefilm-022 License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) Episode 009 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8224-cinematic-suspense-series-episode-009 License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) Liberty Quest by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/293-liberty-quest License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) Ambient Bongos by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4726-ambient-bongos License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

  2. 07/20/2023

    PERMADETH! 040: Vampire Express

    YOU'RE IN THE HEART OF VAMPIRE COUNTRY... AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK. Second Person: Daniel! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3341-adventure-meme License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Street Spy by Thor Oach Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11225-street-spy License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Mystical Comedy Themes 2 by Radion Nechaev Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9806-mystical-comedy-themes-2 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Foam Rubber by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4783-foam-rubber License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Premeditation by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10595-premeditation License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-licene Investigation in the Dark [Alt Version 5] by Thor Oach Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11134-investigation-in-the-dark-alt-version-5 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ransition One by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4544-transition-one License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Mysterious Fear by MusicLFiles Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7108-mysterious-fear License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Dance House 2 by Frank Schroeter Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9525-dance-house-2 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Dance of Deception by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3583-dance-of-deception License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Simple Sad Pad 1 by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11278-simple-sad-pad-1 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Chase by Frank Schroeter Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7762-chase License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

  3. 10/16/2022

    Give Yourself PERMADETH! 039: The Curse of the Creeping Coffin

    THEY'RE REAL DEADHEADS! Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Courtney returns to the podcast to go on a very spooky and chilling adventure in an RL Stine choose-your-own-adventure Goosebumps spinoff. Music: Dark Intro by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/265-dark-intro License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Halloween The Pumpkin Head by Frank Schroeter Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6663-halloween-the-pumpkin-head License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/frank.schroeter.52 Halloween Theme 2 by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4736-halloween-theme-2 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/ Jailbreak Whispers by John Bartmann Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9487-jailbreak-whispers License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://johnbartmann.com/ The Path of the Goblin King by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4503-the-path-of-the-goblin-king License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com Headless Horseman by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6740-headless-horseman License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/ Guess Who by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3833-guess-who License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com Visitors In The Night  by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5304-visitors-in-the-night License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/ SummersEnd by Lilo Sound Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6534-summersend License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://electronicmoods.com/ Horde Of Geese by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9835-horde-of-geese License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/ Epic Cinematic Goblin Revenge Orchestra Instrumental by EdiKey20 Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7596-epic-cinematic-goblin-revenge-orchestra-instrumental License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist on Twitter: https://twitter.com/edikey20 What Lies Ahead by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9962-what-lies-ahead License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PhatSounds74

  4. 10/01/2022

    PERMADETH! 038: Return to Atlantis

    CAN YOU FIND THE LOST KINGDOM OF ATLANTIS AGAIN? OR IS IT A WORLD YOU NO LONGER RECOGNIZE? Second Person: Austin! (he/him) In the Audience: Serra! (they/them) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Music: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Fox Tale Waltz Part 1 Instrumental by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7917-fox-tale-waltz-part-1-instrumental License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com Prosecution, action, trumpets by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/19-prosecution-action-trumpets License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Cetacean Sanctuary by KALAK Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9880-cetacean-sanctuary License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Circles In The Sky  by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5307-circles-in-the-sky License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/ Mystical Universe by MusicLFiles Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7646-mystical-universe License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://cemmusicproject.wixsite.com/musiclibraryfiles Atlantis by Frank Schroeter Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8784-atlantis License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/frank.schroeter.52 Dawn Of The Apocalypse  by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5627-dawn-of-the-apocalypse License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net

  5. 09/16/2022

    PERMADETH! 037: Space Patrol

    YOU ARE A SPACE PILOT IN THE 23RD CENTURY. Second Person: Austin! (he/him) In the Audience: Serra! (they/them) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twisting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Newsflash 1 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/88-newsflash-1 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Space Ambience by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5043-space-ambience License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/

    PERMADETH! 037: Space Patrol

  6. 08/31/2022

    PERMADETH! 036: The Mystery of Echo Lodge

    CAN YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF ECHO LODGE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE? Second Person: James! (he/him) And also Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Joined By: Cory! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Music credits: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Mysterious Fear by MusicLFiles Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7108-mysterious-fear License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://cemmusicproject.wixsite.com/musiclibraryfiles Mysterious Cinematic Foreboding Background by MusicLFiles Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7695-mysterious-cinematic-foreboding-background License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://cemmusicproject.wixsite.com/musiclibraryfiles Horror Clock by Horst Hoffmann Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8969-horror-clock License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.mm-studio.eu Longing and Concern by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3999-longing-and-concern License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com Dark Secrets (DECISION) by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/246-dark-secrets-decision License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Jailbreak Whispers by John Bartmann Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9487-jailbreak-whispers License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://johnbartmann.com/ Trailer by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4919-trailer License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/ Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com

    PERMADETH! 036: The Mystery of Echo Lodge

  7. 08/26/2022

    PERMADETH! 035: Hyperspace

    YOU ARE ABOUT TO DISCOVER WHAT LIES BEYOND THE UNIVERSE. Second Person: James! (he/him) Joined By: Cory! (he/him) And in the Audience: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Music credits: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Energetic Upbeat by WinnieTheMoog Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6033-energetic-upbeat License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://linktr.ee/taigasoundprod Fairy Dance  by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5652-fairy-dance License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/ Everybody Up by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9244-everybody-up License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Blockbuster Atmosphere 4 (Tension) by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/132-blockbuster-atmosphere-4-tension License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Uplifting Electronic Indie by WinnieTheMoog Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6552-uplifting-electronic-indie License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://linktr.ee/taigasoundprod

    PERMADETH! 035: Hyperspace

  8. 06/25/2022

    PERMADETH! 034: The Enchanted Kingdom

    YOU'VE DISCOVERED AN ENCHANTED REALM! Second Person: Kali Kardas (she/her) Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him) Kali will be performing in William Shakespeare's  "Twelfth Night or What You Will" at the Amazon Community Center, presented by Free Shakespeare in the Park in Eugene Oregon, Saturdays and Sundays at 6pm, August 6-28.  https://www.eugenecascadescoast.org/event/free-shakespeare-in-the-park-presents%3A-twelfth-night-or-what-you-will/51091 Music credits: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ The Empire by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4908-the-empire License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license For The Last Time by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4879-for-the-last-time License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4466-teddy-bear-waltz License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Nothing Broken by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4146-nothing-broken License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Little Troll 2 by Frank Schröter Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/9315-little-troll-2 License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    PERMADETH! 034: The Enchanted Kingdom
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Herein we perform old video games for you in the style of an audiobook or old timey radio drama. We use music and sound effects taken directly from the game itself, and all lines of dialogue are exactly as they appear in-game.

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