The Spoony Bard's Aural Theatre

The Spoony Bard
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  • VIDEO GAMES
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Herein we perform old video games for you in the style of an audiobook or old timey radio drama. We use music and sound effects taken directly from the game itself, and all lines of dialogue are exactly as they appear in-game.

  1. 08/20/2023

    PERMADETH! 044: The Lost Tribe

    JOIN THE SEARCH FOR THE LOST TRIBE! Special guest Michael (he/him) joins friend Austin (he/them) in an adventure through New Zealand!  Courtney (she/her) is also here, in the audience. Read by Calvin (he/him) NOTE FROM YOUR PAL CALVIN: So just like the last one, the narrator track to this episode was lost, and so the audio quality isn't great.  Will be much clearer going forward! Music! Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Cinematic Suspense Series Episode 009 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8224-cinematic-suspense-series-episode-009 Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The Story by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4917-the-story Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Perigrine Grandeur by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4206-perigrine-grandeur Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    21 min

  2. 08/16/2023

    PERMADETH! 043: Space Patrol

    YOU ARE A SPACE PILOT IN THE 23RD CENTURY. Special returning guest Austin (he/they) comes to tackle Space Patrol again.  Famously, their previous attempt resulted in being destroyed after but a single choice!  Can The Worst Chooser become A Better Chooser, or even The Best Chooser?  Ever? Also joining us is Michael (he/him) and in the audience, Courtney (she/her)! Read by Calvin (he/him) NOTE FROM YOUR PAL CALVIN: Unfortunately, the narrator track was lost when my laptop died.  So I only had the singular track to work with, which means Austin will probably sound great and the Narrator will sound like he's, well, on the other side of the table.  Sorry!  I did my best to salvage it, but it may be a bit not-great at times? Music! Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Newsflash 1 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/88-newsflash-1 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Space Ambience by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5043-space-ambience License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/ Fear by Frank Schroeter Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11428-fear Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Mars by UNIVERSFIELD Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11414-mars Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    23 min

  3. 08/08/2023

    PERMADETH! 042: The Phantom Submarine

    TACKLE TERRORS BENEATH THE WAVES! Second Person: Zeke! (he/him) And Joined Once Again By: Cory! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3341-adventure-meme License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Transition One Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Thoughen Up by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11347-thoughen-up Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license I Dont Recognise This Place Anymore by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10689-i-dont-recognise-this-place-anymore Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Sociopath by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10036-sociopath Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Stronghold by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10645-stronghold Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Goodbye by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10040-goodbye Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Unstoppable by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9940-unstoppable Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The Last To Know by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10774-the-last-to-know Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Last One Standing by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9900-last-one-standing Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licens Change by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10413-change Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    38 min

  4. 07/31/2023

    PERMADETH! 041: Trouble on Planet Earth

    WHO IS STEALING EARTH'S OIL? Second Person: Kensey! (she/her) Also Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3341-adventure-meme License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Transition One by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4544-transition-one License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4124-newssting License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Breaking News by Brian Holtz Music Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7721-breaking-news License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Epic Intro 2018 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3002-epic-intro-2018 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Imagefilm 022 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/429-imagefilm-022 License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) Episode 009 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8224-cinematic-suspense-series-episode-009 License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) Liberty Quest by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/293-liberty-quest License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) Ambient Bongos by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4726-ambient-bongos License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

    27 min

  5. 07/20/2023

    PERMADETH! 040: Vampire Express

    YOU'RE IN THE HEART OF VAMPIRE COUNTRY... AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK. Second Person: Daniel! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3341-adventure-meme License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Street Spy by Thor Oach Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11225-street-spy License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Mystical Comedy Themes 2 by Radion Nechaev Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9806-mystical-comedy-themes-2 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Foam Rubber by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4783-foam-rubber License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Premeditation by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10595-premeditation License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-licene Investigation in the Dark [Alt Version 5] by Thor Oach Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11134-investigation-in-the-dark-alt-version-5 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ransition One by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4544-transition-one License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Mysterious Fear by MusicLFiles Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7108-mysterious-fear License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Dance House 2 by Frank Schroeter Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9525-dance-house-2 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Dance of Deception by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3583-dance-of-deception License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Simple Sad Pad 1 by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11278-simple-sad-pad-1 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Chase by Frank Schroeter Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7762-chase License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    39 min

  6. 10/16/2022

    Give Yourself PERMADETH! 039: The Curse of the Creeping Coffin

    THEY'RE REAL DEADHEADS! Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Courtney returns to the podcast to go on a very spooky and chilling adventure in an RL Stine choose-your-own-adventure Goosebumps spinoff. Music: Dark Intro by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/265-dark-intro License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Halloween The Pumpkin Head by Frank Schroeter Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6663-halloween-the-pumpkin-head License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/frank.schroeter.52 Halloween Theme 2 by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4736-halloween-theme-2 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/ Jailbreak Whispers by John Bartmann Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9487-jailbreak-whispers License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://johnbartmann.com/ The Path of the Goblin King by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4503-the-path-of-the-goblin-king License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com Headless Horseman by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6740-headless-horseman License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/ Guess Who by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3833-guess-who License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com Visitors In The Night  by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5304-visitors-in-the-night License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/ SummersEnd by Lilo Sound Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6534-summersend License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://electronicmoods.com/ Horde Of Geese by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9835-horde-of-geese License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/ Epic Cinematic Goblin Revenge Orchestra Instrumental by EdiKey20 Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7596-epic-cinematic-goblin-revenge-orchestra-instrumental License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist on Twitter: https://twitter.com/edikey20 What Lies Ahead by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9962-what-lies-ahead License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PhatSounds74

    29 min

  7. 10/01/2022

    PERMADETH! 038: Return to Atlantis

    CAN YOU FIND THE LOST KINGDOM OF ATLANTIS AGAIN? OR IS IT A WORLD YOU NO LONGER RECOGNIZE? Second Person: Austin! (he/him) In the Audience: Serra! (they/them) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Music: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twisting  by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Fox Tale Waltz Part 1 Instrumental by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7917-fox-tale-waltz-part-1-instrumental License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com Prosecution, action, trumpets by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/19-prosecution-action-trumpets License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Cetacean Sanctuary by KALAK Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9880-cetacean-sanctuary License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Circles In The Sky  by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5307-circles-in-the-sky License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/ Mystical Universe by MusicLFiles Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7646-mystical-universe License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://cemmusicproject.wixsite.com/musiclibraryfiles Atlantis by Frank Schroeter Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8784-atlantis License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/frank.schroeter.52 Dawn Of The Apocalypse  by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5627-dawn-of-the-apocalypse License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net

    35 min
  8. PERMADETH! 037: Space Patrol

    09/16/2022

    PERMADETH! 037: Space Patrol

    YOU ARE A SPACE PILOT IN THE 23RD CENTURY. Second Person: Austin! (he/him) In the Audience: Serra! (they/them) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twisting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4553-twisting- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Newsflash 1 by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/88-newsflash-1 License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de Space Ambience by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5043-space-ambience License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/

    9 min
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Herein we perform old video games for you in the style of an audiobook or old timey radio drama. We use music and sound effects taken directly from the game itself, and all lines of dialogue are exactly as they appear in-game.

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