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Dan and Kris are two old-ish guys from New Jersey who love talking about video games. Every week, they gather together and spend a few hours doing just that! Whether it’s discovering old classics that got by them, or diving into the latest and greatest, Dan and Kris talk about it all. Join them as they bring you interviews, trivia specials, and regular segments like the SAG Cartoon Express and more! And for a bonus, you can try and figure out what each episode is about based on their nonsensical titles. New episodes every Friday.

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Dan and Kris are two old-ish guys from New Jersey who love talking about video games. Every week, they gather together and spend a few hours doing just that! Whether it’s discovering old classics that got by them, or diving into the latest and greatest, Dan and Kris talk about it all. Join them as they bring you interviews, trivia specials, and regular segments like the SAG Cartoon Express and more! And for a bonus, you can try and figure out what each episode is about based on their nonsensical titles. New episodes every Friday.

    SAG Episode 522: SAG Cartoon Express - Misadventure of Mighty Plumber

    SAG Episode 522: SAG Cartoon Express - Misadventure of Mighty Plumber

    On this week’s podcast, Dan, Kris, and Dean board the SAG Cartoon Express for a visit to the classic animated series The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3. This wretched cartoon pits everyone’s favorite plumbers against King Koopa’s neweast ally, Mighty Plumber, A TV Action hero that he somehow tricks into thinking Mario and Luigi are the bad guys. It's terrible, but is it at least fun? What exactly are the logistics of the windows in this show? Why are there surf rock songs sung by the Koopa Kids? Who knows?
    At the top of the show, Dan’s health concerns continue, but he’s at least a few steps closer to getting answers. While he navigates the US healthcare system, he’s playing through all the mainline Metroid games, or at least he would be if he could find his copy of Samus Returns. Meanwhile, Dean spent some quality time with some Vampire Survivors-like games, Castle Crashers, and Another Crab’s Treasure, which is apparently a lot tougher than it sounds. Kris, though, spent a ton of time with NSO, playing through Cobra Triangle, stressing out over Wario’s Woods, and actually enjoying Donkey Kong Jr. Math?!?
    Finally, in Week Old News, chair tossing finds its way into the competitive Mortal Kombat scene, an old Satellaview promotional VHS gets remastered in HD, someone tries to sell The Guy Game at TooManyGames, and more. Enjoy!

    Time Stamps


    01:28 4th of July excitement
    12:09 Dan’s battle with the healthcare industry
    38:10 What Dean’s been up to
    1:04:25 Kris battles pizza and NSO
    1:16:14 What's new at Geekade? 
    1:20:30 What’s new at Stone Age Gamer?
    1:22:12 Week Old News
    2:13:30 SAG Cartoon Express

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    MemCard Pro GC for GameCube Pre-orders

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    • 2 hr 32 min
    SAG Episode 521: The 10 20 30 40 for June 2024

    SAG Episode 521: The 10 20 30 40 for June 2024

    Show Notes
    On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the June 10 20 30 40! What notable games were released in June 2014, 2004, 1994, and 1984? Was this yet another wretched month of bland releases, or were there a few gems worth DIGGING up? Why yes, that was a Shovel Knight reference! There were actually several great releases this time around, including Saturday Night Slam Masters, Donkey Kong for Game Boy, the Frolfing joys of Ribbit King, and more!
    At the top of the show, Dan’s health concerns get all the more frustrating, as he still doesn’t know the extent of what’s wrong with him. Hopefully we find answers soon. But on the plus side, he spent some time dusting his massive action figure collection! Meanwhile, Kris got a new outdoor pizza oven for his birthday, created a live-action Among Us game for his kids to play, and spent some quality time with Super Mega Zero.
    Finally, in Week Old News, Capcom is still making money from that wonderful/terrible Street Fighter movie, Atari 50 gets a bunch of new content, someone calling himself Dr. Disrespect gets in trouble, and more. Enjoy!

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    Morph 4K Price Drop
    Power Base Mini is here!
    Power Base Mini FM is here too!

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    • 2 hr 6 min
    SAG Episode 520: Not E3 Recap Part 3

    SAG Episode 520: Not E3 Recap Part 3

    Show Notes
    On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris conclude their coverage of the summer games extravaganza they lovingly refer to as Not E3! This time around, Nintendo hit it big with their June Direct, including a number of big surprises like a new Mario & Luigi, Zelda starring Zelda, and Metroid Prime 4. Atooi also farted out a rather unimpressive Hatch Tales deepdive, Limited Run got weird with this year’s LRG3, and Sunsoft made a 6 minute presentation about 3 games. Which was certainly a choice.
    At the top of the show, Dan still doesn’t have news about his ongoing health issues, but he did manage to be stressed about it all week! So instead of playing games, he talked about the trials and tribulations of being a toy collector. Meanwhile, Kris celebrated his birthday week with some delicious food, Game Boy Mega Man games, and the glory that is Shovel Knight Dig. .
    Finally, in Week Old News, FromSoftware decides NOT to fire a bunch of people, a bunch of long thought lost games resurface for various platforms, someone has decided to port Doom II to Super NES, and more. Enjoy!

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    Support us on Patreon
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    Mantis from Retro Fighters Pre-Orders

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    • 2 hr 20 min
    Not E3 Recap Week 2

    Not E3 Recap Week 2

    Show Notes
    On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris continue their coverage of the summer games extravaganza they lovingly refer to as Not E3! This time around, they have a crazy number of showcases to break down, including the Future of Play Direct, Women Led Games Show, Ubisoft Forward, and honestly way too many more. So their summaries of many were cut a bit short because there’s just now ay to cover THAT many games. They did, however, dedicate the appropriate amount of time to the biggest show of the week, the Xbox Games Showcase. After Sony’s lackluster showing earlier this month, was Microsoft able to make the best of their time in the spotlight? Just how manly is Joanna Dark’s jawline? (Hint: the internet is full of goons). What other amazing games will we all be looking forward to? Let’s find out!    
    At the top of the show, Dan gives us another update on his ongoing health issues, including numerous bouts of frustration with an inability to get actual answers. Meanwhile, Kris spent the week frustrated and tired. So good times were had all around! Oh, and then there’s this dreadful song that his son has been listening to, and now you have to as well.    
    Finally, in Week Old News, the first North American Nintendo commercial may have been unearthed, the PC gaming community continues to be as impressive as they are fast, a Kickstarter for a new NWC cartridge gets unsurprisingly shut down, a woman is arrested for smuggling an absurd number of Switch games in her bra, and more. Enjoy!  

    Useful Links

    Support us on Patreon
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    Tales of Cape Fear Kickstarter
    Safe at Home Rescue
    Shoot the Moon Stitches
    Art of Angela
    SAG’s theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie

    What’s New at Stone Age Gamer

    HD Retrovision Cable restock

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    Join us on Discord!
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    • 2 hr 51 min
    SAG Episode 518: Not E3 Recap Week 1

    SAG Episode 518: Not E3 Recap Week 1

    Show Notes
    On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris are unfortunately not joined by Dean for th Cartoon Express because of dogs. (No really, there were dogs involved). But fortunately, there’s a metric ton of new game news to talk about! That's right, it’s officially Not E3 season, and this week was host to a crazy amount of new game announcements that warrant discussion. How did Geoff Keighley’s soulless Summer Game Fest do? How did we not know about the annual Homebrew showcase? Why in the world would Kris be excited about the Power Rangers? Listen on to find out!
    At the top of the show, Dan updates everyone on his health situation, and what his impending diagnosis could mean for him, while Kris talks about the joys of taking his daughter to her first baseball game. There's also a lot of talk about Star Wars and Doctor Who, because Dan and Kris are nerds.
    Finally, in Week Old News, a bunch of stolen Playdates find their way home in unusual fashion, Google is responsible for a bunch ofNintendo leaks, Hatch Tales is delayed AGAIN, and Twitter continues to be a foul place full of grifters trying to profit off anger and hate. Gross. Enjoy!

    Useful Links

    Support us on Patreon
    StoneAgeGamer.com
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    Art of Angela
    SAG’s theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie

    What’s New at Stone Age Gamer

    HyperFlash32 E-Ink 32Mbit Flash Cart for Virtual Boy
    Mantis Mini Wireless Bluetooth Controller for PS4 & PC

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    • 2 hr 55 min
    SAG Episode 517: What Games Came Out in May 1984, 1994, 2004, and 2014?

    SAG Episode 517: What Games Came Out in May 1984, 1994, 2004, and 2014?

    Show Notes
    On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris tackle the May 10 20 30 40, where they look back at notable game releases from 10, 20, 30, and 40 years ago this month. But these last few entries haven’t been all that spectacular overall. Will this month be any different? Will the PS2 or Intellivision save the day, or will a baby of mundane releases suck all the fun out of things yet again? We’ll find out!
    At the top of the show, Dan gets hit with a sudden bout of hypochondria, but still has time to play some rounds of Balatro. Meanwhile, Kris had a Memorial Day party and finally got to play a proper local 6-player match of Shredder’s Revenge, plus some classic Wii Sports and X-Men arcade. He also gives his less than stellar impressions of Lunar Lander Beyond.
    Finally, in Week Old News, it’s Not-E3 season, and Sony andMArvelout Entertainment kicked things off with some… well they certainly were game showcases. State of Play lacked farming simulations because Marvelous had them all, Astro makes a fantastic-looking comeback, and Silent Hill 2 looks kind of off. Also, more gross gamer discourse online, people are modding CRTs, Legend of Zelda LEGOs are officially a thing, and a whole lot more! Enjoy!

    Useful Links

    Support us on Patreon
    StoneAgeGamer.com
    The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum
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    Shoot the Moon Stitches
    Art of Angela
    SAG’s theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie

    What’s New at Stone Age Gamer

    Fenrir Duo Back in Stock
    New Giveaways!

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    • 2 hr 52 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
26 Ratings

26 Ratings

Bedroth ,

Playing is fun, watching is fun, listening is AWESOME

Kris and Dan have the funniest game news podcast on the Internet. Did I say news? I mean entertainment. It's news...ertainment?

HB kids ,

Meh

What used to be a pretty decent podcast is just a mail in effort from Dan and Kris now. It feels like they stopped caring quite some time ago and do the podcast because it’s something on their schedule

Jsolo282 ,

Favorite podcast!

As a fellow stone age gamer myself, and podcast enthusiast, this is easily my favorite podcast on the internet. Dan and Kris’s admiration for anything gaming goes unrivaled, and their love and passion for the culture and its roots is clearly felt throughout each episode. Words can’t truly express my appreciation for all of the knowledge, entertainment, and laughs they’ve shared over the years. Keep up the excellent work!

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