141 episodes

Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a church service. Every other Tuesday, join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista to worship the Story! Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh. Then bask in the Story—handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you!

TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Twitter, Instagram: @TSMBTpod

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    • 4.8 • 463 Ratings

Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a church service. Every other Tuesday, join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista to worship the Story! Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh. Then bask in the Story—handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you!

TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Twitter, Instagram: @TSMBTpod

    135. Doogie Reassembled

    135. Doogie Reassembled

    How many living people do you equal? When they gather, what do they say about you? Do they miss you? Where did you go? Have they noticed you’re gone? The Story answers: none, no, no, nowhere, no.

    Invocation
    Psalm: “The Joke About A Noisy Dog”
    Liturgical Reading: “Doogie Reassembled OR The Incident”
    A Startling Revelation

    Phew, wasn’t sure I’d make it to the end of this here episode description. Stay by my side, two weeks if you can, when the Story will TEST me again.

    Our book of PSALMS:
    www.thestorymustbetold.com

    MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
    PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

    • 39 min
    134. Homesick

    134. Homesick

    A big city is just stuffed fulla the dead. Can’t walk a corner or occupy a room no one ain’t died in before. It’s what we call “pre-war charm.”

    Invocation
    Accusations
    Liturgical Reading: “Homesick”
    A Startling Revelation

    If I see you around these parts two weeks from now for another episode, I’ll know true it was love we shared today.

    Our first book of PSALMS:
    www.thestorymustbetold.com

    MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
    PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

    • 31 min
    133. Songs From The Devon Floor

    133. Songs From The Devon Floor

    OK. OK we gave him a CHANCE. Yep, we let Devon in on the Story game. Don't get mad at me! GEEZ.

    Invocation
    Story: "Songs from the Devon Floor"
    Outro

    Two weeks until we STORY you down AGAIN.

    In this episode:
    J.S. Bach - Violin Partita No. 2 - 4. Gigue
    C.W. Gluck - Melody from Orpheus
    G. Rossini - William Tell Overture
    E. Satie - Gnossienne No. 1
    F.B. Conti - Il Mio Bel Foco
    J.S. Bach - Prelude in C Major, BVW 846

    Our first book of PSALMS:
    www.thestorymustbetold.com

    MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
    PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

    • 21 min
    132. Wet Dog Smell - Guest Preacher Joe Pera

    132. Wet Dog Smell - Guest Preacher Joe Pera

    Woof ruff woof ar-oof woof woof. Ruff ruff! Ruff ruff roo roo. Grrrrrrr. Yip yip yip yip! Nnnn nnnn nnn!

    Guest Preacher: Joe Pera (preorder his book at https://www.amazon.com/Bathroom-People-Pooping-Peeing-Escape/dp/1250782694)

    Featuring Betsy Winchester Parks (The Dog The Boy)

    Invocation
    Testimony for Dogs
    Liturgical Reading: “Wet Dog Smell”
    A Startling Revelation

    In two weeks you’ll be BEGGING for a new Story. Heh heh, and we’ll give it to ya, too.

    In this episode:
    Erik Satie - Gymnopédies No. 1
    W.A. Mozart - Requiem in D Minor, K. 626 - VIII. Lacrimosa
    Frédéric Chopin - Prelude in E Minor (Op. 28, No. 4)

    Our first book of PSALMS:
    www.thestorymustbetold.com

    MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
    PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

    • 42 min
    131. Egon Wins The Lottery

    131. Egon Wins The Lottery

    Egon wins the lottery. But this isn’t a fun lotto like Shirley Jackson’s—it gets serious! Slurp slurp, if you can.

    Invocation
    Psalm: “The Most Comfortable Sectional”
    Liturgical Reading: “Egon Wins The Lottery”
    Concluding Prayer

    Two weeks from now you’ll receive a Story so true you’ll be MAD at us.

    Our first book of PSALMS:
    www.thestorymustbetold.com

    MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
    PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

    • 33 min
    130. The Anointing - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski

    130. The Anointing - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski

    Grandmas are tricky! You gotta love em, but also: fear em a bit. Learn from a grandma! Learn of devotion. Learn of guilt. Learn of the Story.

    Guest preacher: Henry Zebrowski (Last Podcast on the Left, tickets for Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again Tour on sale next week)

    Also featuring the voice talents of:
    Jackie Zebrowski
    John Moreno
    Seenna Ghaznavi
    Holden McNeely
    Ed Larson

    In two weeks check in again and I bet we’ll have another Story you better believe it.

    Our first book of PSALMS:
    www.thestorymustbetold.com

    MERCH for Grandpas: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
    PATREON for Grandmas: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

    • 29 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
463 Ratings

463 Ratings

divagothvegas ,

Dark and lovely

One of the most well-written, and disturbing things I’ve ever laid ears on.
Boiling hot Cro-Croa for all.

woowooweiner ,

Awesomely dark and twisted!

Great job on these stories! I get pulled in and I can’t stop listening! Wonderful work, keep it up!

hail corvus corax ,

A rare source of original creativity

TSMBT has been producing original weird fiction regularly for years and has maintained the same high level of quality the entire time. How many other podcasts can make that claim? Definitely one of my top favorites.

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