122 episodes
The Story Must Be Told The Last Podcast Network
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4.8 • 444 Ratings
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Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a bizarre church service. Every other Tuesday, join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista to worship the Story! Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh! Then bask in the Story—handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you!
TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Twitter, Instagram: @TSMBTpod
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118. Good Night My Love 2 - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks, Featuring Jackie Zebrowski
We’ve been smelling fennel for weeks, and sure enough it’s because there’s MORE. Marcus caught the sniff, and Jackie too, you bet. Sniff along, and just see what ends up inside you, ya goof.
Guest Preacher: Marcus Parks (Last Podcast on the Left, No Dogs in Space)
Featuring: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 podcast, IG: @jackthatworm)
Invocation
The Feast of Saint Brandon
Liturgical Reading: “Good Night My Love 2”
Concluding Prayer
The conclusion to Good Night My Love is coming in two weeks oh fresh fresh.
Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com
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103. Good Night My Love 1 - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks, featuring Jackie Zebrowski
We are taking a week off and sharing this recent Story so you might be fresh and PREPARED for the next two parts coming out in the new year. Marcus and Jackie will be returning for parts 2 and 3 of Good Night My Love.
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When parasites fill your abdomen, take a deep breath, see your primary care provider, and ENJOY it. As a new host, try to name your new parasites with care. Welcome to the beautiful new you.
Guest Preacher: Marcus Parks (Last Podcast on the Left, No Dogs in Space)
Featuring: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 podcast, IG: @jackthatworm)
Invocation
Petitions for Worthy Congregants
Story: “Good Night My Love”
Template for Leaving Your Family
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117. The Adventures Of Chalmsberry Grib
Mark Twain's mummified corpse spins somewhere in a shallow grave fulla dirt n worms heh heh yeah you better BELIEVE. Chalmsberry Grib could palm Tom Sawyer like a basketball and dunk that skull until it was CHUNKS. Yeah, Chalmsberry Grib, you tricky tot, tell us: where did you come from?
Hour 22 of the 522 Hour Story Fund-a-thon
Donations Honest (www.patreon.com/tsmbt)
Liturgical Reading: “The Adventures of Chalmsberry Grib”
The Fund-a-thon Continues
Stop what you're doing and CHUNK DOWN on our first ever book of poetry, fresh fresh. Over 70 psalms to delight thee, and illustrations gooey enough to clog a windpipe. We set our site to redirect to the curséd Amazon page, lo www.thestorymustbetold.com
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116. Fax Cover Sheet
The Story snuck into your bedroom in the middle of the night and removed something you love. Will you notice what it took? Or will you pretend not to? It’s more comfortable to be a Story coward than a Story hero. I bet YOU could tell us allllll about that.
Invocation
Psalm: “Chromosome Dance”
Liturgical Reading: “Fax Cover Sheet”
Concluding Prayer
We have a Story-darn book of gooey poetry out NOW for your humble eyes and palms. Over 70 psalms, a dozen healthy illustrations, and the BALLAD OF PREPSA in print for the first time. We set our site to redirect to the curséd Amazon page, lo www.thestorymustbetold.com
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115. The Voluntary Heart
I got an arrhythmia and it starts with an S, and ends with a TORY. YEAH. My heart beats for the STORY, thump thump. Oooh, and if you open up your ears real wide, it’ll thump in you, too, tee hee.
Cro-Croa Daytime
Liturgical Reading: “The Voluntary Heart”
Cro-Croa PM
Thump thump, congregants, we’ll thump ya again in two thumps of the week’s thump.
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114. The Book of Keith - Guest Preacher Danny Tamberelli
Child transformation! Spooky, scary. Boys becoming scaly, dads becoming sad. Enjoy the first Story channeled through our scabby assistant groundskeeper, Devon.
The service to this glorious Story was crafted in conjunction with humble patron and VIP Story Glory Guard Congregant Dakota V! The Story’s gonna getchya, heh heh.
Our Virtuous Guest Preacher: Danny Tamberelli (The Adventures of Danny and Mike podcast, Insta @dannytamberelli)
Story Housecalls
Invocation
Psalm: “The Dogs of Marital Success”
Liturgical Reading: “The Book of Keith”
Mariba’s Gift
Next service is in two weeks, heh heh.
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Patreon for GATORS: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
Customer Reviews
Sick, Twisted, Smart & Hilarious!!!
My favorite fiction podcast ever! Every episode I’ve listened to so far is good - not a single dud. I hope they put out a book that compiles all the stories - I’d love to read them out loud to friends myself!
Just the Right Amount of Grease
A perfect example of what can happen when you blend absurdity and phenomenal writing! A show that alternates between surreally hilarious and surreally disturbing, with wholesomeness occasionally smattered in between. Truly a spectacular podcast that deserves only the highest of praise. The Story Must Be Told!
Crazy in just the right amount
So much absurdity. So many unique voices. Such great stories. Shared with all my friends