The Televoid Podcast Maura Kate Elliott & LaToya Ferguson

The AMPire Diaries now has its own official podcast feed, Twitter, and website:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/AMPDiariesPod
Website: https://theampirediariespod.com/

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-ampire-diaries/id1521539228

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5nBcK1Rqd5OKUZwLl6ZNkt

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-ampire-diaries

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theampirediaries

The AMPire Diaries Episode 10: “Miss Mystic Falls” | “Blood Brothers”

Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Miss Mystic Falls” (Season 1, Episode 19) and “Blood Brothers” (Season 1, Episode 20). This time around, the gals are talkin’ “ThE gILbErT cHaRm,” loving one trash man, how “Miss Mystic Falls” is like HBO’s Run, GIUSEPPE, and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode “Amends.” See? A lot of Vampire Diaries talk.

ALSO: LaToya and Morgan end up potentially getting both themselves and the podcast canceled in this episode. Please stick around to the end to see if they convince you not to cancel them.

“A GALA SO BLOODY, YOU'LL BE WEARING RED” (“Miss Mystic Falls”)
“THE HATRED BEGINS, IN THE PAST” (“Blood Brothers”)

The more AMPED logline this time around? HOLY SHIT, “Miss Mystic Falls” is absolutely AMPED.

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

The Official CW Promo for “Miss Mystic Falls”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czyfAttVfi0
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Miss Mystic Falls”: Miss Mystic Falls
The Official CW Promo for “Blood Brothers”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiHCE8cSKiQ
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Blood Brothers”: 1864, a very good year… yet again

The AMPire Diaries Episode 9: “Let The Right One In” | “Under Control” (feat. Michael Chasin)

Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Let The Right One In” (Season 1, Episode 17) and “Under Control” (Season 1, Episode 18). The AMPire Diaries’ resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin), makes his official debut on the podcast as a guest, and thus marks the start of several brand new bits, such as: teen death wish rankings, “slurp,” and what will now be known as “Boy Corner.”

“STEFAN, DAMON, ALARIC AND ELENA AGAINST TOMB VAMPIRES” (“Let The Right One In”)
“UNCLE JOHN AND HIS DARK SECRETS” (“Under Control”)

The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s got to go to the more AMPED episode, “Let The Right One In.”

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

The Official CW Promo for “Let The Right One In”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16PSoZxg8bg
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Let The Right One In”: The rescue mission for Stefan
The Official CW Promo for “Under Control”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBlzrI0UjMc
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Under Control”: Founders' Day Kick-off Party

The AMPire Diaries Episode 8: “A Few Good Men” | “There Goes the Neighborhood”

Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “A Few Good Men” (Season 1, Episode 15) and “There Goes the Neighborhood” (Season 1, Episode 16). And boy do we have some questions. Would John Goodman make a good Giuseppe Salvatore? Who is “Bloodybecky”? Does Shay Mitchell have Canadian energy? Is Raising Helen a movie that exists? Did Damon “Damo” Salvatore and Carol “Carol” Lockwood have sex? Also, LaToya, Morgan, and Jill prepare for the “full Boy Time” that will be Episode 9.

“MOTHERS, BACHELORS AND BLOOD” (“A Few Good Men”)
“A NEW START” (“There Goes the Neighborhood”)

The more AMPED logline this time around? Mothers and bachelors and blood—oh my! “A Few Good Men” is truly AMPED.

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

The Official CW Promo for “A Few Good Men”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG57RikHqtg
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “A Few Good Men”: Mystic Falls Annual Founder’s Day Fundraiser Silent Auction Bachelor Raffle (yes, that is the official title)
The Official CW Promo for “There Goes the Neighborhood”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-EdL1cytY
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “There Goes the Neighborhood”: A normal teen double date and adults getting lit
“A Few Good Men” Deleted Kelly Donovan Scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-FtR_0EyvA
Playboy’s Miss June 1972: http://www.playmates.com/debbie-davis

The AMPire Diaries Episode 7: “Children of the Damned” | “Fool Me Once”

Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Children of the Damned” (Season 1, Episode 13) and “Fool Me Once” (Season 1, Episode 14). LaToya is possibly now Jeremy Gilbert’s #1 fan, Jill just keeps hating on flashbacks, and The Vampire Diaries says the words “leverage” and “doppelganger” for the very first time. Plus, stick around until the very end (meaning, past the end theme) of the podcast for a special treat.

“A BLAST FROM THE PAST” (“Children of the Damned”)
“SECRETS OF THE TOMB” (“Fool Me Once”)

The more AMPED logline this time around? Again, neither are all that AMPED… But my imagined cadence for “SECRETS OF THE TOMB” comes from this Key & Peele sketch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxjNOv5QPzM), specifically once it gets to Passion of the Christ. So it wins on that alone.

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

The Official CW Promo for “Children of the Damned”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDOj6DceQU
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Children of the Damned”: 1864, a very good year
The Official CW Promo for “Fool Me Once”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CNWn_dF9Og
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Fool Me Once”: Duke’s party
Vulture’s “This Week in Comedy Podcasts” feature: https://www.vulture.com/2020/06/this-week-in-comedy-podcasts-a-couples-therapy-revolution.html
Comedy Bang! Bang! + “A MAN’S GRAVE”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLwtBSxKWAM

The AMPire Diaries Episode 6: “Bloodlines” | “Unpleasantville”

Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Bloodlines” (Season 1, Episode 11) and “Unpleasantville” (Season 1, Episode 12). Is Morgan also Jeremy Gilbert’s #1 fan? Was Elena wearing a Bump It? Are the Salvatore brothers really brothers? Are the hosts of this podcast idiots? Tune in to hear a resounding “YES!” to all of these questions and more.

“STEFAN UNCOVERS A STARTLING CLUE TO THE PAST” (“Bloodlines”)
“50s DANCE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS” (“Unpleasantville”)

The more AMPED logline this time around? Honestly, neither are all that AMPED… which is ridiculous, because both of these episodes are AMPED. But “Unpleasantville” wins by default.

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

The Official CW Promo for “Bloodlines”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBwAISt3bWw
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Bloodlines”: Damon kidnapping Elena and taking her across state lines
The Official CW Promo for “Unpleasantville”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzqiKv14xM
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Unpleasantville”: Mystic Falls High’s ‘50s Decade Dance
LaToya’s tweet to friend of the show Michael Chasin: https://twitter.com/lafergs/status/1249144182415020033