The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Look up Haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews and read them They are sooo funny 😆

To receive this correctly, you have to act it out with a British accent. Like a midevil court jester who's bad at acting. Please come back... I've listened to every pod episode probably 4 times now🫡🫡 I beg of you... plz come back😭 "You're the only one who can save..." There was a silence. A deep plea in the night. Just as if in the snap of a finger all eternity had left the mortal soul of a mere 16 year old boy. He looked out the window... nothing. Only the dark apocalypse of no more pod episodes. Just then, he heard something. Maybe the cry of other reviewers? No. A nigh faint cry of a baby goat? Nay. It was the sound of triumph as he dreamed of the day the beloved pod episodes would reappear. With no end in sight, he wrote a review that sounds like a British grandmother would wrote it. In hopes of getting the attention of the podcasters so beloved, he wrote this letter. Dear Hawkins... and luke, We don't know where you have gone, ham pants, but we know that somewhere deep inside you have a longing to return to rightful place as podcast kings and queens, ham pants. If it was us.... it wasn't, ham pants. Nay, the time ariseth for the kings and queens to return! *epic music plays* I hereby decree as mega ultra king of the caugh drop universe and ham pants officianatto, ham pants, that you SHALL COME BACK. I also declare that today be the day of coming back! So, in the wake of turmoil and strife, I say ham pants, come back. Thanks, Noah Neptune P.S once you come back, hopefully you'll see this and put it on the pod, and if so, you can say my name so I can braggeth to my friendeths. HAM PANTS... forever. 🐖➕👖

Stop ghosting us!

Spencer and Jackson are the funniest people on the pod. I always go back and listen to episode 98 where Spencer is on and then I’ll go “Cut that and that and that” and listen. Miss you guys. God bless!