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The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting Caught The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting Caught
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4.4 • 33 Ratings
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This is the story of how I found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster and my subsequent adventures through time as I make the world a better place...for me...and sometimes for other people as well...I mean, I have no doubt other people also benefited from the changes I made, so in some ways, it's kind of the story of how I became the greatest hero of all time...as well as a guide for any of you who might wind up finding a time machine and becoming a time traveler.
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Ch 32: That Time I Discovered Jack the Ripper's Identity
Still reeling from the incredible discovery behind the JFK assassination, my dad and I decide we want to make another cool discovery, so we travel back to The Industrial Revolution to find out the true identity of Jack the Ripper, and you know, maybe in the process, bring him to justice. And that's what we did...we did exactly that...I don't know why I have all the ellipses which makes it seem like my dad and I didn't actually do it. I mean, we did. The dot dot dots are meant to add mystery to the sentence, like this one...
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Ch 31: That Time I Found Out Who Assassinated JFK
Now that I convinced my dad to not go back in time and raise me, we both agreed we should take a journey back to Dallas and discover who really killed JFK. And I gotta say, this was a crazy adventure, or at least as crazy as any other adventure I went on. I know it seems kinda obvious for a time traveler to go back in time and do something that involves the JFK assassination, but you really gotta stop being so judgmental when it comes to my adventures. I'm SORRY I went back in time and did something so obvious! It's not like I went on my adventures thinking what some random listener in the future might think.
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Ch 30: That Time I Showed My Dad My Childhood
Okay, so this is a weird episode, and thats saying something because I didn't even think it was that weird when I went back and had an almost fourway with my dad and two Nazi women on the Hindenburg. My dad was feeling super guilty about abandoning me as a child and wanted to go back and raise me in order to make things right, but the problem was, I kinda liked my life and didn't want everything to change. So I had to convince my dad to not NOT abandon me.
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Ch 29: That Time My Dad and I Almost Got Sacrificed by the Aztecs
Some might see my getting captured by the Aztecs as some sort of Karmic retribution for having a sorta fourway with my dad and two Nazis on the Hindenburg, but it was honestly just a bit of bad luck getting taken by the natives. I'll tell you this about being a prisoner...it isn't fun. I know that isn't the most enlightening thought, but it was a super traumatic experience and it isn't something I like to talk about a lot, mainly because it was super boring being locked in a cage. But that isn't to say this episode is boring at all, because when ranked amongst all the other chapters, it's definitely somewhere in the middle, but just like Malcolm, and that threesome I had in 1944, sometimes it's great to be in the middle.
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Ch 28: That Time Me and My Dad Nearly Exploded on the Hindenburg
Now that I had successfully shown my dad all my great adventures, it was time for us to have a grand adventure of our own! It was a pretty obvious choice for us to visit the Hindenburg and see it explode, but I had no idea we would actually go aboard the dirigible and kinda sorta get stuck on it. But aside from our near death experience, my dad and I had a lot of fun. We meet some hot Nazi women aboard the Hindenburg and decide to try to have sex with them because...you know...Hitler deserved it. And if for some reason you think it's wrong for my dad and me to pursue hot Nazi women, that means you're somehow taking Hitler's side, and do you really want to be on the same side as Hitler?
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Ch 27: That Time I Showed My Dad All My Best Adventures
Now that I had a daddy, I wanted to show him all of my time traveling adventures, especially that threesome I had with those two lonely housewives in 1944. Because when you meet your long lost father, the first thing you want him to see, is you having a threesome. Some people might claim this episode is nothing more than a clip show, but how dare they accuse me of doing something as lazy as wasting an entire week on regurgitated material! Shame on them! SHAME!
Customer Reviews
Interesting
It’s unexpected to say the least. I have no idea how I found this podcast but I’m enjoying it. It gives me ideas and suggestions on what to do when randomly find a time travel device. There are times when I can’t stop laughing at the absurd scenarios with historical figures.
With all that said, the latest episodes are now just how to get laid, which is a funny concept but now it has become the central theme which is becoming annoying. Make sure to time travel with some penicillin and make more routine stops for STD tests than tacos.
A bit too juvenile
It has an an interesting premise. The story and sound effects strike me as journal entries from a high school student. Some might find it entertaining but it’s not for me.
SO FUNNY!
This podcast is such a good break from the gaming podcasts that i usually listen to