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Matt and Dave return after seeing two films in 24 hours and attempt to discuss both without mixing them up. Somewhere along the way THE LAST JEDI gets thrown in the mix as well. They also make an awful attempt at a new feature for the show: Terrible Improv, (either Dimprov or Rimprov or maybe […]

In what will likely become a yearly event, Matt and Dave see a new STAR WARS movie in the theater and then offer up a spoiler-filled (and in Matt’s case weed-fueled) review. This time around they present their take on ROGUE ONE: A Star Wars Story. It’s only been out for about three weeks as this episode is being posted, so if you were one of the last holdouts unsure if this one was for you, hopefully this will help. In a stunning podcast first, Matt and Dave are joined in this episode by guest host April Votolato, who was tricked into appearing with promises of a robot painting Matt offered her years ago. Such drama, on screen and off… How does it all turn out? You’ll just have to listen to know.

Matt and Dave return after a long hiatus to reflect on the state of current American politics and get deep into the issue of fecal odor disguising bathroom sprays. Other topics include Onyx The Fortuitous, penis flytraps, the funniest word, Tip O’Neill, military boner pills, disappointing nudity in movies, Bill Clinton cancellations, PBP, Ams, chime confusion, future animal consent via sign language, Tattoo vs. Twiki, and Rastafarian robots.

Matt and Dave went and saw the movie HARDCORE HENRY and then sat down to file this report on the splendid work of art that it is, after Matt spent the requisite amount of time in the “green room” of course. Along the way they also discuss drug sniffing teens saving the world in Robert Rodriguez’s THE FACULTY, Andrew Dice Clay, Star Wars ROGUE ONE, Cock Ring Ken, The classic Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop & Matt’s questionable designs for new versions, and disappointing ways that filmmakers get the 80s wrong.

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Dave offers Matt a deal that could have staggering implications for both of their futures. It’s all very serious. Along the way they also discuss Matt’s podcast recording preparation procedures, Snoop Dogg’s narration skills, the Bernie Sanders / Col. Sanders confusion issue, tax revenues from legal marijuana sales in the USA, Matt’s disturbing totalitarian weed regime concept, conservative pro-weed radio host Hash Rimbong, why Asians are described as yellow (hint: Matt assumes urine is involved), the best concert Matt ever saw, emo vocals as stalker instructions, wet lyrics, cake farting, songwriting encouragement, golden toes, having sex while listening to your band, and nothing but crickets from potential emo-superstar Taylor Jepsen.