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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news stories! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

The Two Bobs Podcast The Two Bobs

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    • 5.0 • 34 Ratings

The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news stories! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

    TTB153: Marilyn Monroe's Ghost

    TTB153: Marilyn Monroe's Ghost

    The Two Bobs episode 153 for Monday, April 19, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a Bakken from Homes Brewery. https://www.homesbrewery.com/brewpub-menu

    * Robert managed to follow the rules this week and had an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Porter from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/beer/oatmeal-cookie-porter/  

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or your Elmo will never be the same.





    * We often do things to exact revenge on our spouses but only fools tweet about it. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/petty-things-couples-do-mad-tweets_l_60622e7cc5b65d1c28182a24

    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like cauliflower pizza: You’ll settle for it if there’s nothing better but it really just makes you sad. Enjoy!



    * Side bar: I promised Robert I wouldn’t copy and paste this week’s show notes after almost forgetting to do them. The bastard texted my wife to remind me!

    * This nutjob was arrested four times in less than 24 hours. https://www.wfsb.com/news/woman-in-plainfield-arrested-4-times-in-24-hours/article_17d05a3e-9b83-11eb-b88c-6b1b4847849c.html

    * Kellie made Rob eat cat food for dinner so it’s only fitting that we discussed feline-inspired dinner recipes. They’re purrfect. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/fancy-feast-cookbook-humans-inspired-cat-food

    * A Rochester Hills home inspector got caught banging an Elmo doll on the job. In his defense, we’re pretty sure Elmo was making sexual advances and he was coerced. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2021/04/07/home-inspector-rochester-hills-elmo-doll/7130718002/

    * This guy was caught jerking off in a Publix parking lot. What an idiot! That’s what Walmart parking lots are for! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/popped-at-publix-539420

    * A North Carolina man was forced to pay $1.2 million in alimony after cheating on his wife with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-forced-to-pay-1-2m-in-alimony-after-cheating-on-wife-with-ghost-of-marilyn-monroe-using-a-ouija-board/







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    • 47 min
    TTB152: Pickle-Packing Perv

    TTB152: Pickle-Packing Perv

    The Two Bobs episode 152 for Monday, March 22, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a White Devil from Kuhnhenn. https://www.brewerydb.com/beer/7lpQCG

    * Robert broke the rules and nursed a beer that’s already been had on the show before: an Organic Chocolate Stout from Samuel Smith. https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/shop/bottles/stout-bottles/organic-chocolate-stout/

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll smuggle in elicit bologna and tell them it was you.





    * We’re very excited to announce Robert had a baby. Actually, he had 120 babies. Alright, he had 120 plastic babies, delivered to his doorstep.

    * 1 episode in a row, but who’s counting?

    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like falling multiple times running up a staircase. Somebody tell Grandpa he needs to slow down; Airforce One isn’t going to leave without him.



    * Peter Piper popped a pickle in his pipe pretending it was a pecker. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/pickle-man-popped-984503

    * You can’t just go smuggling in Mexican bologna, it’s too spicy and smells like old tacos. https://www.foxnews.com/world/agents-277-pounds-banned-bologna-mexico

    * Nobody told this guy that the down payment on his new BMW had to come from his own bank account. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2021/03/10/texas-man-rob-bank-dealership-loaner-loot-buy-bmw/

    * This lady broke the record for worst driver in Poland. Coincidentally she’d still be the best driver in Florida. https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/worst-driver-poland/

    * A man broke into Rocco’s Tacos to steal alcohol for his sober buddies. Queue the Golden Girls theme song. https://www.850wftl.com/man-breaks-into-roccos-tacos-to-steal-alcohol-for-sober-house-friends/

    * A woman in Albuquerque admitted to faking pregnancy for 42 months just so she could be lazy. She’s either an idiot or a genius. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wife-admits-she-faked-being-pregnant-for-42-months-so-she-could-not-work-eat-and-sleep-all-day/







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    • 43 min
    TTB151: Squeek of the Week

    TTB151: Squeek of the Week

    The Two Bobs episode 151 for Monday, March 1, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a Panther Cub from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/panther-cub/

    * Robert slurped down a No Hootin No Hollerin Barrel Aged Stout from Solace. https://solacebrewing.com/beer/

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or don’t be surprised to find an erotic snowman on your front lawn.





    * One episode in a row!

    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is icier than Texas in February.



    * Canadians can’t stop erecting (no pun intended) erotic snowmen. https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/canadians-cant-stop-erecting-erotic-snowmen/

    * Florida woman stabbed her sister with an epipen because she’s “allergic to drunks.” We think the sister should have stabbed herself for being “allergic to intelligence.” See what we did there? Not funny? Go f**k yourself. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2021/02/17/florida-woman-stabs-sister-with-epipen-because-shes-allergic-to-drunks-police-say/

    * This lady called authorities after discovering a snake in her toilet. In a bizarre twist, it was just a log of shit. https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/fake-snake-toilet/

    * A Bristol man stopped traffic by sitting on a toilet in the middle of the road. At least there was a toilet. https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2021-02-17/man-blocks-bristol-traffic-by-sitting-on-a-toilet-in-the-middle-of-the-road

    * This future Employee of the Year faked his own kidnapping in order to get out of work. https://www.abc15.com/news/region-central-southern-az/casa-grande/arizona-man-accused-of-faking-own-kidnapping-to-evade-work

    * Rob snuck this one in mid-recording…A man was charged with breaking into a home to take a bath. https://www.pressherald.com/2021/02/16/norway-man-charged-with-breaking-into-casco-home/

    * A man turned himself in after murdering his girlfriend…who just so happens to be an inflatable sex doll. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-turns-himself-in-to-police-for-killing-his-inflatable-sex-doll-girlfriend-claims-mental-illness/







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    • 57 min
    TTB150: Pitchfork Home Invasion

    TTB150: Pitchfork Home Invasion

    The Two Bobs episode 150 for Monday, February 15, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Poet from New Holland. https://www.newhollandbrew.com/news-item/january-releases-preorder/

    * Robert slurped down an Elbow Patches from Virginia Beer Co. https://www.virginiabeerco.com/yearround/elbowpatches

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your hair products with super glue.





    * THREE EPISODES IN A ROW! Holy shit!

    * Rob doesn’t know how to communicate with women. Or apparently his dermatologist.

    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is worse than shorting GameStop at the end of January.



    * “A burglar with a pitchfork walks into a house” isn’t just the start of bad joke. https://www.insidenova.com/headlines/partially-clothed-burglar-armed-with-pitchfork-breaks-into-stafford-home/article_ef38bd2a-6967-11eb-bdf7-1713fdacad0f.html

    * “You can fix anything with super glue” shouldn’t be taken literally. https://www.popularmechanics.com/home/a28172758/how-to-remove-super-glue/

    * “I’m making a guitar out of my dead uncle” is a true sign that you’re talking to a serial killer. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/florida-man-turns-dead-uncles-skeleton-into-a-playable-guitar-says-his-uncle-would-be-smiling-up-from-hell-5685492689403904.html

    * “Is that a corpse or a snowman?” is something you never want to hear from a law enforcement officer. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9249487/Dutch-cops-investigating-murder-discover-victim-SNOWMAN.html

    * “I hope you like huge asses” is something you never want to hear from the surgeon who just gave your wife a boob job. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-wakes-up-boob-job-23473615

    * “I prefer frosted urinal cakes” is a great indication that your janitor is broken. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/binge-eater-hospitalized-after-gobbling-up-more-than-30-lbs-of-urinal-deodorizers/







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    • 57 min
    TTB149: The Family Episode

    TTB149: The Family Episode

    The Two Bobs episode 149 for Monday, February 8, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a Rum Ham from Oddside Ales. https://oddsideales.com/beer/all-our-craft-beers/

    * Robert slurped down a Snow Day from Blue Mountain Brewery. https://untappd.com/b/blue-mountain-brewery-snow-day/4067521

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll slip laxative in your chocolate.





    * TWO episodes in a row. Suck on that!

    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like your half-brother Dad made years ago when he was on a business trip: You don’t like him, but you still invite him over for Christmas all while fantasizing about his demise.



    * A man found with heroin tells the cops it’s “chocolate laxative.” https://weartv.com/news/local/report-crestview-man-found-with-heroin-tells-deputies-its-a-chocolate-laxative

    * This guy in the Florida Man’s Florida Man. https://nypost.com/2021/02/02/man-with-florida-tattoo-on-head-calls-911-for-ride-home/

    * She didn’t pull over for police because she just didn’t feel right about it. https://www.azfamily.com/news/mesa-woman-accused-of-speeding-not-pulling-over-for-officers-because-she-felt-like-it/article_ec649de8-6661-11eb-8516-5b3a392f8fe0.html

    * This genius almost killed himself eating the world’s hottest pepper trying to beat his own world record. https://www.foodandwine.com/news/carolina-reaper-pepper-eating-world-record

    * A former Krispy Kreme employee sues the company for $2 million after being let go for eating 200 pounds of donuts a week. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/krispy-kreme-employee-sues-company-for-2m-after-being-fired-for-eating-200-pounds-of-donuts-per-week/







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    • 56 min
    TTB148: Frothy Load

    TTB148: Frothy Load

    The Two Bobs episode 148 for Monday, February 1, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Porter from Saugatuck Brewing. https://saugatuckbrewing.com/beer/peanut-butter-porter/

    * Robert slurped down a Nitro Iced Macchiato from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/nitro-iced-macchiato/

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll pelt your house with alien feces.





    * 1 episode in a row. Take that, China!

    * Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle exploded all over a UK woman’s home. If only we could all be so lucky.

    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like being stuck alone on an iceberg in the middle of the Pacific, having to drink your own urine to stay alive.



    * A UK woman refused to sleep in the same bed as her husband just because his toes kept dying and falling off. What a prude! https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/health/my-wife-refused-sleep-same-19656070

    * A Texas ambulance thief made a pitstop at a fast-food drive through and got caught. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/texas-ambulance-thief-caught-712309

    * A man fleeing from the police said that he was driving too fast to pull over. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/18/i-would-have-crashed-fleeing-suspect-claims-he-was-driving-too-fast-to-pull-over-police-say/

    * Oklahoma is finally passing legislation to catch that goddamn Big Foot. https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a35282929/bigfoot-hunting-season-oklahoma-legislation/

    * A woman in a wheelchair, claiming to be Satan, is arrested for aggravated robbery with a baseball bat. https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/woman-in-wheelchair-arrested-for-aggravated-robbery-in-utah-county

    * A meteorite fragment found in Canada turns out to be fossilized alien feces. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/meteorite-fragment-found-in-canada-revealed-to-be-fossilized-alien-feces/







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    • 51 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
34 Ratings

34 Ratings

Jeff48126 ,

Vaguely charming, definitely funny beer-centric pod

You don't have to be a native Michigander who now resides in NoVA like me to enjoy listening to these two regular joes B.S. about beer, funny news stories, and life in general. My only complaint is that Bob Kill-a-mouse-key hasn't come home from Norm's with some beer from Commonwealth. Keep on choking that chicken, guys!

Kaden2013 ,

Funny and informative

I love this show! I find that it is more than just two Bobs talking to each other. I have learned so much about craft beer and I’m actually trying some of their recommendations now—and I’ve never been a huge beer drinker.

I also like the quirky stories they pull from all over the world. The Bobs comments are funny and I find myself laughing out loud during my annoying commute home.

This podcast is more organized than some of the other ones I have tried and that’s what I like most about it.

Way to go Bobs! I’m a big fan!

Bearthehairless ,

It's not easy being Bob

So yeah, it's really not easy being a Bob, but these guys sure have fun doing it. Just friends talking about whats new in the world and trying to fix the problems of the day, all while enjoying some good beer.

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