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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news stories! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

The Two Bobs Podcast The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news stories! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

    TTB157: FIRECRACKER! SHUT UP!

    TTB157: FIRECRACKER! SHUT UP!

    The Two Bobs episode 157 for Monday, July 26, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a Mothership Series Maple Barrel-Aged Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/beer/mothership-series/

    * Robert had a Blueberry French Toast from Lickinghole Creek. https://untappd.com/b/lickinghole-creek-craft-brewery-blueberry-french-toast/3796412

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll skinny dip in your pool.





    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as ridiculous as an antivaxxer bitching about having to wear a face mask. Those people are the worst.



    * Florida woman was caught skinny dipping in a stranger’s pool and refused to leave. https://nbc-2.com/news/2021/07/20/florida-woman-refuses-to-leave-after-caught-skinny-dipping-in-port-charlotte-pool/

    * Sex dolls are super realistic these days. This one was mistaken as a drowning victim. https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-doll-rescued-after-its-mistaken-for-drowning-woman/

    * Florida man fought fire with...shouting! This is one explosive story. https://nbc-2.com/news/weird/2021/06/29/firecracker-cape-coral-man-wakes-neighbors-by-screaming-pretending-to-be-a-firework/

    * What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, especially criminally extracted teeth. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/nevada-woman-breaks-into-dentist-s-office-pulls-13-teeth-from-patient-police/ar-AAMf2Rp?ocid=msedgntp

    * We found another serial pooper, this time in the UK where apparently this kind of behavior is acceptable unless it becomes problematic. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-british-woman-banned-from-defecating-urinating-in-public-crewe-cheshire-20210716-qo62kjir2zbddbuj7u7pfebn3u-story.html

    * It’s not every day that prison inmates are busted for smuggling things out of prison, while being released. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prisoner-released-after-25-year-sentence-arrested-for-stealing-bed-sheets-from-prison-in-his-rectum/







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    • 1 hr 1 min
    TTB156: Mr. Cockynuts is Missing

    TTB156: Mr. Cockynuts is Missing

    The Two Bobs episode 156 for Monday, June 7, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a Cynosure SBL from Homes. https://untappd.com/b/homes-brewery-cynosure-raspberry-blueberry-lemon/4326390

    * Robert had a Great Debate Chocolate Milk Stout from Brothers Craft Brewing. https://www.brotherscraftbrewing.com/our-beer/details/chocolate-milk-great-debate/     

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll throw a cat at you.





    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sharted in church and made the priest say a dirty word during mass.



    * This journalist knows how to multitask. She’s also a bit of a whore. https://nypost.com/2021/06/01/danish-journalist-has-sex-during-interview-for-segment-on-swingers-club/

    * When you don’t have a gun, use a cat instead. https://www.aol.com/news/ex-con-accused-using-cat-175650194.html

    * This sex doll lover from TTB147: Pancake Battery is down with humans as long as he or she likes to bang dolls too. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/bodybuilder-in-throuple-with-sex-dolls-says-he-will-only-date-a-human-if-they-are-into-sex-dolls-as-well-4907247064842240.html

    * A Trump supporter (shocking) is busted after going on a serial pooping spree. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/trump-fan-busted-for-serial-pooping-spree-547906

    * Face tattoos are generally a bad idea, but this guy took things to a whole new level of idiocy. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/forehead-tattoo/headband-needed-984013

    * What would a Walmart employee who just won the lottery do if not show up naked to work with his boss’s face tattooed to his ass? https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-shows-up-naked-for-his-work-shift-at-walmart-store-with-bosss-face-tattooed-on-his-ass/







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    • 47 min
    TTB155: Pizza Battery

    TTB155: Pizza Battery

    The Two Bobs episode 155 for Monday, May 31, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a Blood Orange Honey from Cheboygan Brewing Co. https://www.cheboyganbrewing.com/blood-orange-honey

    * Robert had an Orange Vanilla Caramel (not carmel) Macchiato Stout from Old Busthead Brewing Co. https://www.oldbusthead.com/orange-vanilla-caramel-macchiato-stout    

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll backhand you with a slice of pizza.





    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as crazy as not getting vaccinated because you think the government is using it to track you. Spoiler alert! Nobody gives a f**k where you are, especially the President. Stop thinking you’re special.



    * A dad gets upset at his daughter for not wanting pizza. And rightfully so! https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-arrested-after-striking-daughter-with-a-slice-of-pizza/

    * He's just not that into you. https://www.ksl.com/article/50173540/man-who-didnt-want-girlfriend-moving-in-with-him-burned-his-trailer-prosecutors-say

    * When you don't have an HOA, sometimes you have to take the law(n) into your own hands. https://siouxlandnews.com/news/local/man-allegedly-sets-neighbors-house-on-fire-because-they-didnt-mow-lawn

    * A place in Virginia is serving cicadas in their tacos, taking away the choice of crunchy or soft. https://nypost.com/2021/05/21/virginia-chef-serves-up-tasty-cicada-tacos/

    * Sometimes you just gotta fling soiled dog pads at someone who isn't listening. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/dog-pads-collar-286319

    * A 500 pound man sharts on a plane, with condequences even more horrific than you might imagine. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/500-pound-man-spread-coronavirus-to-372-passengers-after-wet-farting-in-airplane-during-flight-to-cancun/







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    • 39 min
    TTB154: Colostomy Bag Assault

    TTB154: Colostomy Bag Assault

    The Two Bobs episode 154 for Monday, May 17, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking? (apparently Rob was drinking too much, based on this week's show notes)



    * Rob enjoyed a Salted Caramel Smoked Porter from Odd Side Ales. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-oddside-salted-caramel-smoked-porter/3989784

    * Robert had a Little X IPA from Ardent Craft Ales. https://ardentcraftales.com/   

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your laundry detergent with cocaine and file an anonymous tip with law enforcement.

    * Half-assing this week’s CRAZY NEWS because the sun is out and I’m inebriated. Cheers!



    * This f****r lost his phone and tased his mother. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mothers-day-shocker-521903

    * This f****r stole beer then tried to return it. https://www.wlwt.com/article/police-man-accused-of-stealing-14-cases-of-beer-attempts-to-return-it-stating-wife-bought-wrong-beer/36411530

    * This f****r rammed her car through her ex’s house. https://news.yahoo.com/orlando-lawyer-mother-left-her-171253353.html?guccounter=1

    * This f****r caught another f****r cheating after he sent her a video of the f****r he was f*****g to the first f****r. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-caught-boyfriend-cheating-accidentally-sent-video-instead-photo

    * This f****r used a colostomy bag for a lasso. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/05/02/man-arrested-at-kid-rocks-bar-for-removing-colostomy-bag-and-swinging-it-around/

    * This f****r doesn’t know the difference between cocaine and laundry detergent. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-hospitalized-after-mistaking-three-pounds-of-laundry-detergent-at-laundromat-for-cocaine/











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    • 1 hr 4 min
    TTB153: Marilyn Monroe's Ghost

    TTB153: Marilyn Monroe's Ghost

    The Two Bobs episode 153 for Monday, April 19, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a Bakken from Homes Brewery. https://www.homesbrewery.com/brewpub-menu

    * Robert managed to follow the rules this week and had an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Porter from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/beer/oatmeal-cookie-porter/  

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or your Elmo will never be the same.





    * We often do things to exact revenge on our spouses but only fools tweet about it. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/petty-things-couples-do-mad-tweets_l_60622e7cc5b65d1c28182a24

    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like cauliflower pizza: You’ll settle for it if there’s nothing better but it really just makes you sad. Enjoy!



    * Side bar: I promised Robert I wouldn’t copy and paste this week’s show notes after almost forgetting to do them. The bastard texted my wife to remind me!

    * This nutjob was arrested four times in less than 24 hours. https://www.wfsb.com/news/woman-in-plainfield-arrested-4-times-in-24-hours/article_17d05a3e-9b83-11eb-b88c-6b1b4847849c.html

    * Kellie made Rob eat cat food for dinner so it’s only fitting that we discussed feline-inspired dinner recipes. They’re purrfect. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/fancy-feast-cookbook-humans-inspired-cat-food

    * A Rochester Hills home inspector got caught banging an Elmo doll on the job. In his defense, we’re pretty sure Elmo was making sexual advances and he was coerced. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2021/04/07/home-inspector-rochester-hills-elmo-doll/7130718002/

    * This guy was caught jerking off in a Publix parking lot. What an idiot! That’s what Walmart parking lots are for! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/popped-at-publix-539420

    * A North Carolina man was forced to pay $1.2 million in alimony after cheating on his wife with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-forced-to-pay-1-2m-in-alimony-after-cheating-on-wife-with-ghost-of-marilyn-monroe-using-a-ouija-board/







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    • 47 min
    TTB152: Pickle-Packing Perv

    TTB152: Pickle-Packing Perv

    The Two Bobs episode 152 for Monday, March 22, 2021:



    * What are The Bobs drinking?



    * Rob enjoyed a White Devil from Kuhnhenn. https://www.brewerydb.com/beer/7lpQCG

    * Robert broke the rules and nursed a beer that’s already been had on the show before: an Organic Chocolate Stout from Samuel Smith. https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/shop/bottles/stout-bottles/organic-chocolate-stout/

    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll smuggle in elicit bologna and tell them it was you.





    * We’re very excited to announce Robert had a baby. Actually, he had 120 babies. Alright, he had 120 plastic babies, delivered to his doorstep.

    * 1 episode in a row, but who’s counting?

    * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like falling multiple times running up a staircase. Somebody tell Grandpa he needs to slow down; Airforce One isn’t going to leave without him.



    * Peter Piper popped a pickle in his pipe pretending it was a pecker. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/pickle-man-popped-984503

    * You can’t just go smuggling in Mexican bologna, it’s too spicy and smells like old tacos. https://www.foxnews.com/world/agents-277-pounds-banned-bologna-mexico

    * Nobody told this guy that the down payment on his new BMW had to come from his own bank account. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2021/03/10/texas-man-rob-bank-dealership-loaner-loot-buy-bmw/

    * This lady broke the record for worst driver in Poland. Coincidentally she’d still be the best driver in Florida. https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/worst-driver-poland/

    * A man broke into Rocco’s Tacos to steal alcohol for his sober buddies. Queue the Golden Girls theme song. https://www.850wftl.com/man-breaks-into-roccos-tacos-to-steal-alcohol-for-sober-house-friends/

    * A woman in Albuquerque admitted to faking pregnancy for 42 months just so she could be lazy. She’s either an idiot or a genius. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wife-admits-she-faked-being-pregnant-for-42-months-so-she-could-not-work-eat-and-sleep-all-day/







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    • 43 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
34 Ratings

34 Ratings

Jeff48126 ,

Vaguely charming, definitely funny beer-centric pod

You don't have to be a native Michigander who now resides in NoVA like me to enjoy listening to these two regular joes B.S. about beer, funny news stories, and life in general. My only complaint is that Bob Kill-a-mouse-key hasn't come home from Norm's with some beer from Commonwealth. Keep on choking that chicken, guys!

Kaden2013 ,

Funny and informative

I love this show! I find that it is more than just two Bobs talking to each other. I have learned so much about craft beer and I’m actually trying some of their recommendations now—and I’ve never been a huge beer drinker.

I also like the quirky stories they pull from all over the world. The Bobs comments are funny and I find myself laughing out loud during my annoying commute home.

This podcast is more organized than some of the other ones I have tried and that’s what I like most about it.

Way to go Bobs! I’m a big fan!

Bearthehairless ,

It's not easy being Bob

So yeah, it's really not easy being a Bob, but these guys sure have fun doing it. Just friends talking about whats new in the world and trying to fix the problems of the day, all while enjoying some good beer.

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