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This show is about the sexy adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle. We're called unicorns because we are harder to find than couples and single males. Some even call us mythical creatures. I just call it fun!

The Unicorn Report TastyMuffinLover

    • Society & Culture
    • 3.6 • 55 Ratings

This show is about the sexy adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle. We're called unicorns because we are harder to find than couples and single males. Some even call us mythical creatures. I just call it fun!

    Meet & Greet LIVE & Sexy Spam Call UNCUT, Ep 189

    Meet & Greet LIVE & Sexy Spam Call UNCUT, Ep 189

    Hello Unicorn lovers! This week I went to a Meet & Greet to hang out with sexy lifestyle friends. We talked about all the naughty debauchery we've been up to lately and reminisced about the good old days when all you needed to do to win a Halloween contest at a sex party was to show off your cooter! (duration 25 minutes) Later in the episode I was hanging around at home by myself, not doing much. I checked a silently-blocked spam call on my phone's voicemail. It was an invitation to speak with a 'medical representative' which naturally, I found intriguing. I usually ignore the spam calls but this time I decided things were going to be different. I decided to fight their spam with a little spam of my own, and I was determined to get my medical questions answered. It's double the fun when the spammer is selling 'female sexual enhancement', Viagra and Cialis! Buckle up folks, this the long, hard, UNCUT version of my sexy spamming extravaganza!!! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

    • 50 min
    ABC (Anything But Clothes) Party...LIVE! Part 2 of 2, Ep 188

    ABC (Anything But Clothes) Party...LIVE! Part 2 of 2, Ep 188

    This is the second half of all LIVE recording from the ABC "Anything But Clothes" lifestyle party down in Sierra Vista, AZ, put on by excellent hosts from the SLS group, Sierra Erotic XXXcitement. If you've ever wanted a taste of what people talk about at a sex party, you've cum to the right place. Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

    • 1 hr 5 min
    ABC (Anything But Clothes) Party...LIVE! Part 1 of 2, Ep 187

    ABC (Anything But Clothes) Party...LIVE! Part 1 of 2, Ep 187

    Ever wonder what lifestyle people talk about at sex parties? You're about to find out. 100% of this audio is recorded from the ABC (Anything But Clothes) Party recently put on by the sexy group, Sierra Vista XXXcitement on SLS.com.  This is part 1 of 2. Stay tuned for the second half!  Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

    • 52 min
    Erotic Story: "Cheerleader's Secret" & girls' naughty gossip LIVE, Ep 186

    Erotic Story: "Cheerleader's Secret" & girls' naughty gossip LIVE, Ep 186

    I was dumped onto the bed, and Lori sat on my legs, tickling me, while Kim and Nancy began tying my hands to the headboard. I was laughing and struggling, and a little bit goofy from the joints. I didn't notice anything really weird until I realized both my legs were also tied up, to the bottom bedposts.Nancy picked up a bowl of fruit, and fed me a strawberry. It was cold, and sweet, so I ate it. I figured this was some sort of "rite" that they were doing to me, so I didn't resist. Nancy sat next to me on the bed, as naked as I, feeding me orange slices, apple pieces, strawberries, grapes and the like. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the show, I met up with Mrs. "Tall Hottie Lady" and Mr. "Xmas Sweater" at the local watering hole. Just as the Mr. stepped away to get drinks, that was when we started talking about the Mrs. hot first-time girl-on-girl experience with me, back in episode 183 (fast forward to the last 20 minutes of episode). No spoilers...but she kinda liked it...A LOT. ;-).  Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

    • 36 min
    Erotic Story: Our First Foursome, And With Our Best Friends No Less, Ep 185

    Erotic Story: Our First Foursome, And With Our Best Friends No Less, Ep 185

    "So, how does it feel to have guys looking at you and wanting to be with you every second of the day, when you’re out an about?" I asked Connie. She smiles at me, "You know when you come home sometimes and my pussy is all wet and I need you to f**k me?", she asks me. I said yes. "Well, it’s like that, I get all moist and feel sexy. It makes me feel like f*****g. Unless the looks are just creepy guys that make me feel uncomfortable. "Oh, I see now!" I laugh, "Men eye-f*****g you makes you horny. So, with that logic, all I need to do to get you in the mood is to show you off a bit, and presto, the men’s stares get you hot, and I get laid, win, win!" I say. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

    • 50 min
    Erotic Story: "Addiction" & LIVE Lesbian Leprechauns! Ep 184

    Erotic Story: "Addiction" & LIVE Lesbian Leprechauns! Ep 184

    I'm out again in another sleazy redneck bar, what fun; sarcasm even in my mind, it figures. Well, what else; I'm a sex addict, tried treatment, was told it was a compulsive problem, there is no cure and the only way to control it is better will power. Yes, tell someone who has a compulsive problem to control their compulsion, sure, and maybe someone stranded in the desert can control the their thirst for water, idiots! So, here I am prowling, hopefully I'll find something to whet my appetite. I know I don't look too bad for 32, 5'5", 120 lbs., firm C-cup chest, green eyes and shoulder length wavy blonde hair...Yes, I like women too, no need to discriminate, man or woman; sex is sex to me. (story courtesy of SLS.com). Later in the episode I get some sexy girlfriends together for a "Lesbian Leprechaun" girl party. Show me your shamrock ladies! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

    • 42 min

Customer Reviews

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55 Ratings

55 Ratings

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I’m so glad to hear Dave speak openly about his Bi experience!!! As a single Bi guy new to the life, it seems like there aren’t many people who are in to that. Thanks for making this one!

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