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This show is about the sexy adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle. We're called unicorns because we are harder to find than couples and single males. Some even call us mythical creatures. I just call it fun!

The Unicorn Report TastyMuffinLover

    • Society & Culture
    • 3.8 • 50 Ratings

This show is about the sexy adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle. We're called unicorns because we are harder to find than couples and single males. Some even call us mythical creatures. I just call it fun!

    A Newbie Couple Shares Their Story, Ep 160

    A Newbie Couple Shares Their Story, Ep 160

    Welcome back unicorn lovers! I met a couple recently and I was their first unicorn! They share how they met, their lifestyle 'style', successes, disasters, tips for newbies and more. Enjoy! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Erotic Story: "Ali's First Woman" & More LS Updates! Ep 159

    Erotic Story: "Ali's First Woman" & More LS Updates! Ep 159

    "I want to fool around with you, that's why I invited you over this afternoon. No, don't say anything yet. You see, Ali dear, my husband and I have taken a strong interest in you. We feel that not only are you about the loveliest girl in this whole town, but you also have tremendous potential of being one of the sexiest. It all depends on you, though. If you want to learn, want to find out how to make other people feel good while making yourself feel good at the same time, we want to help you learn. We don't want to force you in any way. We want you to want to learn, to completely enjoy what we teach you, even while you are learning." (story courtesy of SLS.com, approx. 24 minutes) Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I update you on on our LS adventures. Find out if Dave's package 'measures up' to a new unicorn's exacting standard. Robyn plays unicorn for a couple and shows them the erotic ways of the mythical 420 herb. Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son. GET VACCINATED. The lifestyle community needs your winkie to be healthy! :-D

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Erotic Story: "Exploring in the Hot Tub" & LS Updates, Ep158

    Erotic Story: "Exploring in the Hot Tub" & LS Updates, Ep158

    I felt warm, relaxed, and incredibly self-satisfied sitting in the hot tub, completely content to watch my beautiful bride's breasts swimming in the turbulent blue-lighted water. Sitting next to her was the fascinating twenty-four-year-old creature who had recently become a part of our lives. The words my wife had just articulated hung in the air for a moment and snapped me out of my blissful stupor. I could barely believe I had heard her correctly. I repeated the words in my mind just to make sure I wasn't dreaming and looked at her quizzically as if to say, "Are you sure you want to go there?". (story courtesy of SLS.com, approx. 42 minutes). Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I share updates about our wild and crazy lives in the lifestyle. I had a girl-on-girl encounter all night and Dave is getting ready for a hot date...Will he seal the deal? Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. GET VACCINATED TODAY so we can start boinking like horny rabbits again!!!

    • 1 hr 15 min
    Fiesta Party LIVE & Birthday Fantasy Fulfilled, Ep 157

    Fiesta Party LIVE & Birthday Fantasy Fulfilled, Ep 157

    Hey unicorn friends, now that we're all vaccinated (or if you're not, I will assume that you're scheduled to get one ASAP) we can all get back to the business of shagging our friends. Last weekend I went down to the Sierra Vista Erotic XXXcitement Fiesta Party. Snuggly Dave decided to sit this one out to recuperate, so I was left to my own naughty unicorn devices...which was to help fulfill one lucky birthday lady's blindfolded g******g fantasy, along with 9 other sexy guests. Enjoy! Write to us on Twitter: @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

    • 1 hr 25 min
    Happy 420 Day & More Sexy Fun, Ep 156

    Happy 420 Day & More Sexy Fun, Ep 156

    Calling all STONER unicorns! Happy 420 (Celebrating all things cannabis) Day! Now that weed is legal for adult recreational use in Arizona, (adults 21+) Snuggly Dave and I discuss a whole lotta tips and tricks we've learned on how to live your best cannabis lifestyle right now. Did you know cannabis is GREAT for enhancing your sex life?! We got the info you need right here, and it's all based on personal experience, not from some boring textbook. New to the weed scene? No problem, we have lots of advice on how to get started without the freak-out paranoia side effects that everybody seems to be terrified about. Later in the show we spilled all the salacious details about our latest encounter with a couple of new sexy friends. Enjoy and don't forget to eat your weed! Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

    • 1 hr 25 min
    Unicorn Mailbag & New Friends (WeinerPalooza Update) Ep 155

    Unicorn Mailbag & New Friends (WeinerPalooza Update) Ep 155

    Hey unicorn lovers! This week I sat down to take a look at my messages from SLS.com. I like to be spontaneous and read them for the first time as I'm recording for the show...definitely keeps it interesting! (duration: 42 minutes) Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I talked with the couple from episodes 148 & 149. There was some serious bi action going on, and on this episode you'll get the rest of the details on what happened at the "Temple of the Anus". Enjoy! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

    • 1 hr 18 min

Customer Reviews

3.8 out of 5
50 Ratings

50 Ratings

D. Syphe ,

Bi Guy Pride!!

I’m so glad to hear Dave speak openly about his Bi experience!!! As a single Bi guy new to the life, it seems like there aren’t many people who are in to that. Thanks for making this one!

another Dub ,

Slow down

I’m trying to like the stories you read, but please slow down! You pause and mis read so much I can’t focus on what the stories are about.

jbuuggiygiiygv ,

🥺

You made me think every episode will be about unicorns and there latest update! 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓my🦄dose not like you!

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