The Weekly Quarterly Report

The Weekly Quarterly Report
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

The Weekly Quarterly Report is a satirical sketch comedy show that parodies news, media, and culture podcasts through absurd stories, fake ads, and chaotic interviews. Radio is dead, and the earth is dying. What else is there to do? Written and Performed by: Christopher Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, Tom Vinson Additional Ensemble: Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, and Sonny Walls Executive Producer: Seif Drywater Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece Theme Composer: Josh Gorton

Episodes

  1. There's a Darkness in Your Eyes

    05/26/2025

    There's a Darkness in Your Eyes

    He hasn’t killed anyone. That’s why he’s dangerous. Rex Thunder faces Dr. Blowfeld while a new case, The Neverman, forces investigators to act before anything happens. Guest Artist for this episode: Elsa Roeber.

    19 min
  2. Hey Everyone! Dick Van Dyke Multiplied Himself So Let's Just Run Them Over With A Tank, Um, News

    02/19/2025

    Hey Everyone! Dick Van Dyke Multiplied Himself So Let's Just Run Them Over With A Tank, Um, News

    A talking planet tries to save Earth. It’s not going well. Globey delivers an environmental message that keeps getting worse, while a developing situation involving Dick Van Dyke raises additional questions. Guest Artists for this episode: Xzavier Dean, Hasan Jafry, and Haley Gillman.

    20 min
  3. Shut the F*ck Up, Ray

    02/12/2025

    Shut the F*ck Up, Ray

    We found ghosts. You can’t see them. Also, Einstein is disappointing. New reporting on Ghost Finders and a resurrection interview that may have lowered expectations permanently. Guest Artist for this episode: Haley Gillman.

    19 min
  4. Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It

    10/28/2024

    Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It

    A gas pump starts granting wishes. The story doesn’t survive it. Follow along as Jack O'Rutherford gets everything he's ever wanted, but at a price.

    24 min
  5. REAL Life with Waldo the Great

    04/23/2024

    REAL Life with Waldo the Great

    A comeback interview we’ve been waiting for, and a laugh we should’ve cut. We didn’t.

    22 min
  6. Old Man Mitchell is a Straight Up B*tch

    04/08/2024

    Old Man Mitchell is a Straight Up B*tch

    We ranked the most outrageous behavior of the year. Now there’s a show about it. Coverage includes the Recreational Outrage League Awards and a new competition built around temptation, bad decisions, and public fallout. Guest Artists for this episode: Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, and Hasan Jafry.

    20 min
  7. Mine Ears Can't Take This Anymore!

    04/01/2024

    Mine Ears Can't Take This Anymore!

    An AI designed to bully teenagers, a jazz-noir news meltdown, and the latest Grammar Police crackdown. Guest Artists: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, and Rhian Jonckowski.

    21 min
  8. Radio is Dead and the Earth is Dying

    Trailer

    Radio is Dead and the Earth is Dying

    The Weekly Quarterly Report launches on April 1st, 2024!

    1 min

Trailer

Ratings & Reviews

5
out of 5
2 Ratings

About

The Weekly Quarterly Report is a satirical sketch comedy show that parodies news, media, and culture podcasts through absurd stories, fake ads, and chaotic interviews. Radio is dead, and the earth is dying. What else is there to do? Written and Performed by: Christopher Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, Tom Vinson Additional Ensemble: Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, and Sonny Walls Executive Producer: Seif Drywater Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece Theme Composer: Josh Gorton

Information

  • Creator
    The Weekly Quarterly Report
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    8
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Weekly Quarterly Report
  • Show Website
    The Weekly Quarterly Report