The Wonder Yeerks

Blair, Sara and Satah

The Wonder Yeerks is a show where three doofuses (Sara, Blair, and Satah) re-read the Animorphs books, re-watch the Animorphs show, and talk about how much we love our morphing children.

  1. 02/09/2021

    Animorphs Is Feminism Because Mommy Issues

    It's Animorphs book 49, The Diversion, & we're so enthralled by it that we don't even take note of the episode number. In addition to changing the whole dang status quo, we discuss: More Blood Pokemon!, Being The Only One On The Way To Work Who Looks Like They Recently Drowned, Rachel Giving Marco A Drunk Stick & Poke, F**k A Circus, and Hatsune Miku Invented Pasteurisation Referenced media: That slug is tweeting, the emo song (general cw for mid 2000s edgy ~humour along the lines of homophobia, transphobia, & self-harm jokes), a sharp animal

    1h 22m

  2. 01/18/2021

    Jellyfish Are Like Not Super Into Politics

    This was recorded just after our last episode came out four months ago. We have good intentions & I, personally, am doing something close to my best, thank you! Appropriately, it's book 48: The Return. In addition to rat monarchy, we discuss: I Think I Just Missed You Guys, Tobias Would Identify Too Hard With Anakin, My Podcast Within-A-Podcast Crying About The Skywalkers, Jake's A Serial Killer AU, Jellyfish Are Made Of Good And Lightning Referenced Media: Tammany Hall, I Gotta Google Some Things

    1h 10m

  3. 09/04/2020

    Oh Yeah! Uncles!

    The six months between recording and posting this episode is a reference to the time travel in the book! Don't think about it too hard! We read book 47: The Resistance, which is about a real life war, unfortunately!! In addition to being xtreeme teene bored, we discuss: A Camp Movie Where They Keep Cutting To Beavers Building A Dam, Doing Crosswords & Getting Into Wordplay, and Brain's A Strawberita

    50 min

  4. 03/02/2020

    Somehow In My Heart I Knew It Was Going To Be Weed Related

    It sucks trying to capture that jaunty episode description tone when the book is just so sad. This book is so sad and so full of trauma and I don’t know how to do any sort of exclamation point about it or anything. We read Animorphs 46: The Deception and then talked about it. In addition to I DON’T EVEN HAVE A PITHY JOKE FOR THIS SECTION, we discussed: Why Sara’s Brain Is Bigger Than Doctors’, We’re Not A Bong Family, Crossword Twitter, and Animorphs Is So Hard You Guys Referenced media: This image for some f*****g reason, not that i’m editorialising, but maybe i tried to edit out its inclusion but then it got referenced again so i had to put it back in, love my cohosts, would never judge them, wouldn’t dream of it, producing this podcast is a dream & i never think abt breaking into their homes to change their mic setups, a 1999 Toyota Yaris

    57 min

  5. 02/09/2020

    I'm Gonna Google Snoopy; You Guys Do Whatever You Wanna Do

    ive been soooooo sick its late & i didnt put the theme music in & im not gonna put the theme music in & im not writing a description & im not sorry. be nice to me. IT’S ANIMORPHS BOOK 45: THE REVELATION & SPOILER THE TITLE IS REFERRING TO U REALISING U HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME. In addition to general Marco feelings, we discuss: I Came Out To Have A Bad Time & I’m Honestly Feeling Very Attacky Right Now, Animorphs Noir, They’re All Just Looking For Dads, and King Of The Hill Animorphs AU Referenced media: Ant peekin’

    1h 2m

  6. 01/24/2020

    Someone Walked Out Of Plato's Allegorical Cave & Was Told To Draw A Catgirl

    About forty minutes into this episode, one of the hosts just sort of starts photoshopping pictures of kangaroos and dropping them into the groupchat. That’s the energy we’re bringing to the analysis. It’s Animorphs book 44, The Unexpected, and we’re doin’ an outback daytrip. In addition to barely parsing 143 pages of action, we discuss: I Hate Having To Confront The Person I Am, In-Universe Animorphs True Crime Podcast, I Don’t Pass The Mirror Test, and Animorphs Come To Canada Referenced media: kangaroo tweets, kangaroo images, a snag (Australian snack)

    57 min

  7. 01/10/2020

    The Cycle Of Coffee Headcanons Ends With Us

    Y’all… we are in the home stretch now, and it shows. It’s book 43: The Test, and we’re spending time with Taylor the terrible torturer & being tender about Tobias’ trauma. Totally. Taxing talk. In addition to the counteracting of jingoist propaganda for kids, we discuss: Gamer Corner: Outer Wilds, Andalites Have Posable Eyes, Tobias Doesn’t Know His Pasta Shapes, Doctor Who… Uh… Period, Mallrat AU, and Brunch Drinks

    1h 24m

  8. 12/23/2019

    The Dial-Up Internet Of Vegetarianism

    We’re using this podcast to climb directly into your ears to go on a Fantastic Voyage through your blood. Sowwy!! While we’re on our vein hike, let’s talk about Animorphs book 42: The Journey. In addition to following some kids through another kid, we discuss: Doing Cars Wrong (Predominantly), Big Sit In Passenger Seat Of Truck Energy, Science Is Cowards, They Come Upon The Helmacrons, Karaoke Has Lower Stakes Except When It Doesn’t, The Theoretical Stress Of Cooking Meat, and Let Me Record Podcasts On My Fridge

    57 min
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The Wonder Yeerks is a show where three doofuses (Sara, Blair, and Satah) re-read the Animorphs books, re-watch the Animorphs show, and talk about how much we love our morphing children.

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  • Creator
    Blair, Sara and Satah
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2021
  • Episodes
    70
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2026
  • Show Website
    The Wonder Yeerks