There's Potential Here Bad Day Films

They grow up so fast! 10 episodes have been reached and there's no end in sight. But rather than subjecting ourselves to another movie nightmare, this week Xiao and Joe sit down to discuss all things film. What they are, how to watch them and whether or not Boris Johnson uses a speech writer.

With Xiao out of office, Joe draughts in Fred from the reserves and subjects him to a gruelling ninety minutes of cinematic hell. Along the way they discover new things about themselves and test the limits of their mental stability. Chuck on that frock and scream as loud as you can, with Adam Sandler's 2011 crime, Jack And Jill.

Xiao and Joe venture out into the desert and return very bored. Now its time to lead their weary listeners across the whitewashed sea and free themselves from the moody grip of Sir Ridley and his epic 2014 fail: "Exodus: Gods And Kings".

Lights, camera, depression! It's time to slide on those dancing shoes, take off all your clothes and run away from every man you see, as Xiao and Joe pull back the curtain and reveal the seedy, nightmarish underbelly of Las Vegas in Paul Verhoeven's 1995 (satire?!) Showgirls.

Its time to tighten those belts, dip those wrists in shattered glass and punch your way out of filmmaking hell! Join Xiao, Joe and camera guru / trouser appreciator Fred for this wild cocaine fuelled adventure - Jean-Claude Van Damme's 1989 "Kickboxer".

A long time ago in a galaxy far away, two deranged film school students tried to find something good to say about George Lucas' 2002 digital dumpster but ended up discussing Krispy Kremes. Tune in to find out how the hell that happened!