This Is Why We Don’t Go Out

Jeana Goldman & Faythe Healy
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Pop culture chaos, reality TV breakdowns, and the occasional “what did he just say?” moment. Hosted by two friends who would rather stay in, sip something strong, and talk sh*t about the group chat. Expect unfiltered commentary on everything from Love Island meltdowns to Real Housewives scandals—with a side of personal drama, petty debates, and hot takes no one asked for (but we’re giving anyway). New episodes when we feel like it. You get it.

Episodes

  1. 07/05/2025

    4: Celebs We’d Party With, Bravo Deep Dives, and That One Nightmare Cruise

    This week, we spiral into who we’d actually want to hang out with if we were famous (spoiler: not the obvious ones), get sidetracked by our latest Bravo obsessions, and then somehow end up talking about that cruise ship disaster that scarred the internet. It’s chaotic, it’s unserious, and it’s exactly why we don’t go out.

    33 min

  2. 07/05/2025

    3: Camera Time Doesn’t Mean You’re Interesting

    We’re talking all things Real Housewives — who’s actually showing up, who’s just there to fill a seat, and who should’ve been gone seasons ago. Plus, a few off-topic tangents (because it’s us) covering the rest of the Bravo mess: casting rumors, producer favorites, and whatever else came up while we were spiraling.

    21 min

  3. 07/05/2025

    2: Islanders, Bombshells, and Emotional Damage (Love Island USA)

    I’ve been watching Love Island USA Season 7 like it’s my full-time job, and Jeana hasn’t seen a single second — so I’m catching her up on everything she’s (luckily) missed. We go over toe-licking challenges, guys named Ace or Nic who somehow all have the same haircut, and couples that formed, exploded, and re-formed all in the span of 24 hours. The season’s still airing, so yes… this is a live meltdown in progress. Jeana reacts in real-time while I try to make sense of why no one on this show seems to have a job, a plan, or a single red flag detector. Let’s talk about it.

    29 min

  4. 07/05/2025

    1: We Watched Love Hotel So You Don’t Have To

    We Watched All of Love Hotel — And Honestly? What Was That. A full breakdown of Bravo’s Love Hotel Season 1 — the Housewives’ chaotic attempt at dating real people in a luxury resort with a “Love Concierge” who honestly deserved a raise. We get into the mess, the men, the moments that made us cringe, and whether we’d watch another season (spoiler: probably, but we’ll complain the whole time). It’s Bravo meets therapy meets vacation-core. Let’s talk about it.

    1h 5m
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Pop culture chaos, reality TV breakdowns, and the occasional “what did he just say?” moment. Hosted by two friends who would rather stay in, sip something strong, and talk sh*t about the group chat. Expect unfiltered commentary on everything from Love Island meltdowns to Real Housewives scandals—with a side of personal drama, petty debates, and hot takes no one asked for (but we’re giving anyway). New episodes when we feel like it. You get it.

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  • Creator
    Jeana Goldman & Faythe Healy
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    4
  • Rating
    Explicit