22 episodes

No MAGA-endorsed public figure is safe from this political satire. Fictional host, “Margaret Penelope Taylor,” is Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s biggest fan. She fancies herself Marjorie's distant cousin, though the DNA tests have been inconclusive. Tune-in every Friday to get the latest news and insights from the self-proclaimed, “Marjorie Taylor Greene Whisperer.” You think MTG has been ineffective in congress? Wait until she gets into the oval office. THORN IN THE USA Podcast is written, produced, designed and performed by a group of concerned citizens who hold these truths to be self-evident: 1) Women’s rights are human rights! 2) Fox News is an existential threat to our democracy…And 3) Marjorie Taylor Greene is a national embarrassment! Sound Design and production by the INFINITELY talented, @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Thorn In The U.S.A‪.‬ A Group of Concerned Citizens!

    • Fiction
    • 4.6 • 76 Ratings

No MAGA-endorsed public figure is safe from this political satire. Fictional host, “Margaret Penelope Taylor,” is Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s biggest fan. She fancies herself Marjorie's distant cousin, though the DNA tests have been inconclusive. Tune-in every Friday to get the latest news and insights from the self-proclaimed, “Marjorie Taylor Greene Whisperer.” You think MTG has been ineffective in congress? Wait until she gets into the oval office. THORN IN THE USA Podcast is written, produced, designed and performed by a group of concerned citizens who hold these truths to be self-evident: 1) Women’s rights are human rights! 2) Fox News is an existential threat to our democracy…And 3) Marjorie Taylor Greene is a national embarrassment! Sound Design and production by the INFINITELY talented, @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

    Dystopian Democracy Song* & Antisemitism

    Dystopian Democracy Song* & Antisemitism

    Dear Georgia
    Democracy is looking to you on December 6. Please vote for integrity. Vote for values. Vote for morals and ethics. Vote for love. Vote to eliminate antisemitism, racism, sexism, genderism in the halls of congress. Vote for Raphael Warnock.
    Love,
    Your Fellow Lovers of Democracy!
     
    Dystopian Democracy Song* & Antisemitism
    There's something happening here…
     And it feels dystopian to be clear. 
    Rittenhouse with a gun over there… 
     Telling Dems, they ought to beware!
     You better stop, Libtards…
     What's that sound?
     Our Democracy is FALLING down!
     There's battle lines being drawn
     If you ain’t white, then everything is wrong…
    Benny Thompson is speaking his mind…
    Getting so much resistance from behind
     It's time we stop, Libtards…
    What's that sound?
     Our Democracy is FALLING down…
     Stop Junior.
    You’re a bum!
    Everyone thinks that you are dumb!
     What a field day for the creeps…
     The Oathkeepers are out on the street.
     Carrying guns and carrying signs!
    Mostly Say, “Hooray for the Whites”
     It's time we stop, Libtards!
    What's that sound?
     Our Democracy is FALLING down!!
     Paranoia strikes deep.
     Is Trump an evangelical creep?
    At rapture, the Jews are suppose pay…
    Our scripture says that Israel is going away!
     We better Stop…
     Hey, what’s that sound…
    Our Democracy is FALLING down!!
    Hey Tucker
    What’s your Reason
    Everybody wants you jailed for treason!
    We better stop..
     Hey, what's that sound?
     Our Democracy is FALLING down!!
    Stop, hey what’s that sound, our democracy is FALLING down…..
     *With the UTMOST respect to Buffalo Springfield & Stevie Nicks

    • 5 min
    SCARY KARI LAKE & ANTISEMITISM

    SCARY KARI LAKE & ANTISEMITISM

    You reap what you sow, and MAGA’s have pushed PenelOpe far-too-far with their violent rhetoric. Especially Kari Lake! She’s a bridge too the f@ck far for your normal warm-blooded mammal. If Scary Kari wins, just think: 8 more years of that corrosive, vitriolic, petty, vindictive Trumpie-with-T**s-and-a-brain!!
     Grammy, her one-eyed puggle, Pete Buttegieg and Abdullah Greenwood corner PenelOpe in the girl’s bathroom, and conduct what they referred to as a “Deprogramming” intervention. You’ll recall Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, got deprogrammed same. Self-Help BONUS: PenelOpe will deliver a point-by-point list on “How the F@ck to leave the Maga Cult.”
     Trumpie engages in more vile, antisemitic rants as does his bestie, Ye. Guess Kanye’s dangerous rhetoric was a bridge too far for Adidas’ kicks as well. They wrote in a statement that they will "not tolerate antisemitism and any other sort of hate speech". And, thusly, this past week past week, they officially cut ties with rapper / Provocateur / unapologetic anti-Semite… 
     On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Kanye Ye Yeezy, Adolph Hitler, Diamond and Silk, Herman Cain (RIP), Bill Barr, Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, Josh Hawley AKA “Fascist Gump”, Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA Republicans, Tucker Swanson McNutcase Carlson
     You are small in number, but great in passion and love, and we felt it all! Please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home from Russia. Help raise awareness and amplify her story. 
     Harness your power and VOTE at the midterms. It is a privilege! Honor it!
     Looking for an informative, entertaining podcast about democracy? Please check out, DEMOCRACY WORKS, from the McCourtney Institute for Democracy! Hosted by McCourtney Inst. Communications specialist, Jenna Spinelle, this podcast seeks solutions!
     Harness your power and vote with your pocketbook.
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    Check out their new “Ruthless Collection,” fighting for women's fundamental rights.   
    Open a bottle, open a conversation.  Visit teneralcellars.com and use the code "ThornintheUSA" for 15% off your first purchase.
    The PERFECT way to show your colors, without talking about politics, at the Thanksgiving table!!

    • 32 min
    We LOVE you DJ_Brian_V!

    We LOVE you DJ_Brian_V!

    Shit Happens.
    Also, if this isn't reason for #ObamaCare, we don’t know WTF is!
    And, FWIW, Tucker Carlson is a t**t!
    xoxo

    • 7 min
    Democracy’s Worth & @MaggieNYT

    Democracy’s Worth & @MaggieNYT

    Mostly PenelOp HATES the New York Times! A-K-A – Enemy of the People New York Times… A-K-A home of Maggie Haberman, … A-K-A the lady who wrote the “Fake Book” about President Trump called CONFIDENCE MAN, which has all sorts of “made up stories” in it. But on this episode, she LOVES the All-the-fake-news-that’s-fit-to-print New York Times! For the first time they delivered a proclamation all DEPLORABLES can all believe in! The headline reads, “Voters see democracy in peril, but SAVING it ISN’T a priority!” 
     Special Shout out to Buffalo Springfield and Stevie Nicks, just cuz!
    On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Trump, Melania Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr, Kyle Rittenhouse, Sean Hannity, Kanye West or Ye or Yeezy, 
     Please say a prayer for Emmanuel Todd Lopez, We’re here for you buddy! You’re going to kick this!
     You are small in number, but great in passion and love, and we felt it all! Until next week, please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home from Russia. Help raise awareness and amplify her story. And, get out the Vote! 

    • 17 min
    James Woods + Jon Voight = Old MAGA Farts

    James Woods + Jon Voight = Old MAGA Farts

    PenelOp starts this episode with a big fat apology tour for Jimmy Woods and Jonny Voight. She neglected to mention them during her prior devotional, highlighting the stellar lineup of celebrities that the MAGA’s have representing them, including Ye, Scott Baio and Kid Rock. Out of pure devotion to this great theocracy, those two old MAGA Farts tweet like mad, feverishly attempting to remain relevant atop the dusty ash-heap of primordial, white, conservative men. Meanwhile, the DEMwits got everybody from ADele to Queen-B to Jay-Z. 
    Meanwhile, Ofr. Mike Fanone calls Rep. Keving McCarthy “f*****g weasel bitch,” and we concur.
    On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kirk Cameron, Kid Rock and YAY or YEE … or whatever the f**k Kanye is calling themself these days, Charlton Heston, Adolf Hitler, and OF COURSE, Tucker Carlson.
    Thank you for listening to Thorn In The USA… if you enjoyed and even if you didn’t, please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home!! Brittney has been wrongfully detained in Russia for almost 250 days! Help raise awareness and amplify the call to urge US officials to do the right thing. 

    • 16 min
    JOHN LEGEND, BARBRA STREISAND & LEE GREENWOOD

    JOHN LEGEND, BARBRA STREISAND & LEE GREENWOOD

    Stand back and stand-bye, Blessed Fathers and Mothers of the Pious Proud Oath-Keeper Boys!!! Shite is starting to get REAL! 
     On this episode Midge dons her patent-pending CONE OF THE FAITHFUL® to share highly sensitive, exclusive insights into the Pro-Democracy Democrats’ election manipulation strategies for November. Then she will share what is necessary to take control of halls in congress, with or without zip-ties and pipe bombs this time. AND, Lady Lindsey compares Hitler to Trumpie.
     YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR OWN *LIBTARD* NAME!
    1)     First Name: Your Favorite Spice
    2)     Middle Name: Your Actual Middle Name
    3)     Last Name: Listen to the episode, to find out! 😊
     
     Share your new libtard name with Midge… AKA “Cinnamon Penelop Fuzz,” on her new burner email, thornintheusapodcast@gmail.com
     On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: White Lives Matters Kanye West and Candace Owens, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, White Christian Nationalists, Lady Lindsey Graham (a contemptable t**t), j-6 Patriots, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kirk Cameron, Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood, The Gipper, Ronald Reagan, the ORIGINAL Moses, Charlton Heston, Newt Gingrich, The Pillow Guy, Judge Cannon
     Special thanks to our LIBTARD Sponsors Beth Lapides and the Uncabaret!
     If you’re in the greater Los Angeles area on Friday, October 28th DO NOT miss a belly laugh at Hollywood’s longest running comedy show, The UnCabaret. Featuring some of the biggest names and most original and revolutionary comedy minds that the Libtards can pull outta rehab. The UnCabaret live and in person, hosted by the inimitable Beth Lapides 7:pm, Friday October 28th at the legendary El Cid on Sunset Boulevard. Tell ‘em, Penelope sent ya.
     If you enjoyed this episode, and even if you didn’t – three weeks til Go Time. Get out the VOTE. Tell a friend. 

    • 16 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
76 Ratings

76 Ratings

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Truly brilliant and necessary

Impeccable writing, side-splittingly funny and a prime example of masterful podcasting. 10/10. A+. 5 gold star stickers.

Bexterjohn ,

Wonderful podcast Every time

Keep these coming. Has immediately become my must have must hear podcast

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I just can’t believe the imagination and spunk of this girl! Heard all the episodes twice and I’m thinking about a third one!

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