Toby Sucks At Podcasts - Audio Toby Turner (Tobuscus)

STEVEN'S NOTES:
Toby took a break to cure his rage because I corrupted another video, but now we’re back and I can still firmly state: TOBY SUCKS AT PODCASTS. You know what Toby Turner also sucks at? Driving. So I guess he thought he’d combine the two because he probably thinks if you multiply a suck by another suck, it makes a win. I keep telling Toby that’s not how math works and that’s why his taxes are such a mess and he just laughs and laughs until it kinda sounds like screaming. Good times.

Of course, Toby can’t drive a car alone (legally… he’s still got a restricted license), so he brings along his childhood friend Nathan. Nathan is a charming fellow who could care less that Toby was asking Siri “how to drive a car” while actually driving a car, because that’s just the kind of guy he is. Or maybe he just has a death wish. RIP in peace, Nathan.

Also, because Gryphon told Toby people only watch the podcast on mute, he had to make sure to get a hot chick in the show, so he also interviews Shira Lazar, of “What’s Trending?” fame. Shira claims to be a Canadian but has a lot of trouble proving it when Toby quizzes her on simple facts a real Canadian would know. Check it out if you want to see him expose her secrets.

Oh, did I mention that the car is Tim’s DAD’s car?!? To be fair, Tim did tell Toby he really needed to learn to be careful when driving a car, so when he finds out Toby took Mr. Tim’s-Dad’s convertible, I’m sure he’ll be fine with it. Right?

Shout out to What’s Trending, Shira Lazar’s awesome channel: http://youtube.com/whatstrending

This is the eleventh episode of the Tobuscus podcast: TOBY SUCKS AT PODCASTS, starring Toby Turner (the man of the hour, the wham! bam! thank-you-ma’am! The crem de la crem, the Gryphon poop collector who is 100% making me write this and please help). This week Toby pulled a Harry Potter by holing up in a closet with his friend and former business associate, Rory Haines.

If you've ever heard a British voice in a Tobuscus/TobyGames/TobyTurner video, then that voice is usually Rory's. After working with Toby for over a year, Rory became the CEO of NewMediaRockstars.com

Rory is an Englishman, a gentleman and apparently a scholar on English matters.

Toby turns the tables on his old chum Rory, and quizzes him on just how English he really is. I took a quiz once, it was called “What Spice Girl Are You?” The results were inconclusive but I have an appointment next week with my doctor to get it all sorted out, or as Rory would say, "sorted".

We get to hear about the time Gryphon was attacked by a mean, big, scary dog and what to do if your dog is in a similar situation. Because I know that's exactly what you came to this podcast to hear: pet advice.

SEE HOW BRITISH (I mean ENGLISH) YOU ARE WITH THIS BRITISH (I mean ENGLISH) QUIZ... which sounds a lot more boring that a British Quiz. So yeah, British Quiz.

Shout out to Rory’s new company: http://newmediarockstars.com/ !!

STEVEN'S NOTES: This is the tenth episode of the Tobuscus podcast: TOBY SUCKS AT PODCASTS, starring Toby Turner (who started sucking at podcast way back when he was still in Mombuscus’ womb, where he also recorded and released 2 rap albums). This week, Private Investigator, Gandhy Nava, joins Gabuscus and Tim on the big red couch!

In honor of our tenth episode we placed 10 Fun Facts throughout the episode. Watch close, or you’ll miss them! Just like I miss my baby teeth. WHY DID THEY LEAVE MEEEEE???

Toby, Gabe and Tim sing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song. That’s a fact, Jack. Get a grip, okay? I wish I could get a grip, Toby won’t let me. He says he knows what’s best.

ALSO TOBY LAYS DOWN SOME NEW SWEET TRACKS FOR YOU TO REMIX INTO A CLUB SONG AND SUBMIT TO THE SHOW! Send your remixes to remix@tobuscus.com

Toby pulls an April Fools prank on Tim. Let's just say that it involves twins, Tinder, and Tim getting SUPER embarrassed. I almost feel sorry for Tim. Nah.

Chester See and Toby improvise an amazing song based off an audience suggestion from Twitter. Btw, can we all just agree Frozen is the best anything?

Chester, Toby and Gabe read Fan Sketches about gaming even though Gabe has found a kindred spirit in non-gamer Chester.

ALSO TOBY, CHESTER, and GABUSCUS LAY DOWN SOME NEW SWEET TRACKS FOR YOU TO REMIX AND SUBMIT TO THE SHOW!!

This is the eighth episode of the still kind of new Tobuscus podcast: TOBY SUCKS AT PODCASTS, starring Toby Turner (who makes sucking at podcasts so cool that they are already banning it in some states, countries and other places who have laws against that for some reason). This week, Katers17, or as she's best known on the internet, "Katers17" joins Gabuscus and Tim on the big red couch!

We find out what an English Summer is, which isn't very different than a Siberian Winter, apparently.

Toby gets a massage, and then Gabe gets a professional massage by a man twice his strength, which turns him into a wee little baby for a while. They get a traditional Thai massage with a happy ending and everything. I think I know what that means, like it's probably that thing where you're a lot happier at the end of the massage because of how relaxed your muscles are, right? Anyway, Gabe and Toby get happy endings with their on-screen massages.

Toby and the gang play America's favorite computerized catchphrase game...CATCHPHRASE.

ALSO TOBY, KATERS, and GABUSCUS LAY DOWN SOME TRACKS FOR YOU TO REMIX AND SUBMIT TO THE SHOW!!

This is the seventh episode of the new Tobuscus podcast: TOBY SUCKS AT PODCASTS, starring Toby Turner (who makes sucking at podcasts look really fun, awesome and difficult, like it takes a lot of effort). This week, Rhett and Link join Gabuscus and Tim on the couch!

We learn that Rhett and Link's first kiss was with the same girl, which is the weirdest thing to share with a friend of 30 years. We learn who Toby's first kiss was too! The answer may (not) surprise you...

ALSO AN IRISH SONG ABOUT DATING AFRICAN AMERICAN LADIES! Everyone drinks green beer too!

Rhett and Link play the YouTube dating game against no one!

Toby learns the difference between a desk and a table.

Rhett and Link play the YouTube dating game while being shot, sorry I almost forgot to say that everyone gets to shoot Gabe with nerf darts if they got questions wrong.

And then Tim gets shot once.