Tommy's Brownload Tommy, Kej & Sach

Get ready for another garage session! No, not Kej’s Bhangra Garage brunch idea again … a catch up in my garage! We’ve got breaking news on two Brown people leaving Boris! Sach is back from Dubai without anyone falling over infront of him and has anyone noticed how much spreadable butter costs nowadays! It’s a direct hit to the desi market - we love our butter! That and loads more - get listening!

Sach is away in Dubai on a trip - but he’s not the only one tripping! Kej is getting compliments from random old people as he goes running and I’ve been hosting “India day” in Milton Keynes where someone was serving shoulder pads … to eat! Plus it’s always nice to give compliments where they’re due so you’ll hear about how I tried to spread a little love at Macdonalds! Now get listening and go tell your friends to subscribe to The Brownload too! Cheers!

The heat is on and we are in my sweaty garage … too close for comfort! Particularly as Kej has the lurgy! We’re talking sunbathing naked, eating without plates and bins that do sexy talk! Ooh wee! A massive thanks to everyone who’s been messaging us too! We love hearing from you: either slide into our DM’s on Instagram or email us: hello@thebrownload.com

The heatwave is here and so is the hayfever attack! (Or is it just a cold or even covid? - No one really knows!) We talk about robots now having feelings and birthday parties when we were kids, (well 2 in 3 of us celebrated them anyway!) Enjoy!

It feels like about a month and twenty days since we last saw each other! Great to be back in the garage again after a few weeks apart! Lots to catch up on about our holidays and time abroad, the Jubilee celebrations and an update on career developments for the woman who sells her farts! You only get important conversations like this on the Brownload!

There’s more to the humble thaal than what meets the eye! I love ‘em cos they’re nicely sectioned off pockets of food! So does Kej - we share the thaal love! Sach on the other hand, is a hater! Find out why! Plus we’re talking sandwiches, lottery winning and the things we’ve seen on the telly. This one’s guaranteed to put a doubley big smile on your face! Which is all well and good cos we’re not here next week (off on holiday to top up the brown in our load … we’ll be back in a fortnight to compare tan lines!)