25 episodes

Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger will do anything to make their next viral video... They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what's really going on. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Conspiracy Culture. Created by Jeremy Ellett.

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    • 4.8 • 126 Ratings

Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger will do anything to make their next viral video... They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what's really going on. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Conspiracy Culture. Created by Jeremy Ellett.

    Shadowbanned

    Shadowbanned

    Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a Shadowban. 
    Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. 
    CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
    Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
    David Ault as Mac.
    Adam Clark as Downripple.
    Graham Rowat as Newsham.
    Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie.
    Charlie Wes as Ed.
    Maya Murphy as Millie.
    Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes.
    Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.
    Josh Rubino as Customer 1.
    Brandon Finch as Customer 2.
    Kirsty Woolven as Customer 3.
    Addison Peacock as Karen.
    Vocal Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    This episode included the following tracks: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Something True by Louie Zong. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco. Pragia by Mystery Mammal. Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod. Endeavor by Jahzzar.
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    • 40 min
    Toasted Ravioli

    Toasted Ravioli

    Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group.
    Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. 
    CAST:
    Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
    Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
    Rob Schwarb as Mike.
    Addison Peacock as Karen.
    Amr Ammourazz as Drive-Thru Worker.
    David Sillars as Doctor K.
    Josh Rubino as Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby.
    Stephen Cullen as Remote Viewing Subject.
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    This episode included the following tracks: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Apollo by Mystery Mammal. Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni. The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco. Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous. Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco. This episode included a recreation of a (supposedly) declassified document, the infamous - Mars Exploration: 1984. 
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    • 34 min
    And Everyone Clapped

    And Everyone Clapped

    Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay. 
    Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
    CAST:
    Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
    Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
    Mike Paul as The Worshipful Master Mason.
    Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.
    Jordan Stillman as Judy.
    Ariel Hack as The MLMer Bossbabe.
    Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.
    Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.
    Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.
    Charlie Wes as Ed.
    Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay.
    Phil Sherwood as Jay.
    Stephen Indrisano as Steve.
    Torian Brackett as Pete.
    Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.
    Claire Gaskell as Evie.
    Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble.
    Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.
    Jeremy Ellett as George Clarke
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    Audio Clean Up Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte. 
    This episode included the following tracks: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Goodnight, Cowgirl by Louie Zong. When a Stranger Comes to Town by Louie Zong. 
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    • 33 min
    Thanksgiving Music

    Thanksgiving Music

    The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else.
    Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. 
    CW: Death, Funeral
    CAST:
    Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.
    Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
    Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
    Sena Bryer as Larry the Gas Station Clerk.
    Addison Peacock as Karen.
    Josh Rubino as Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness Narrator.
    Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker.
    Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Artist.
    Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad.
    David Sillars as Doctor K.
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    This episode included the following tracks: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Alamo by Glad Rags. The Group by Keshco. Ladybird by Louie Zong.
    Transcripts are available on our site. 
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    • 31 min
    All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton

    All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton

    Walt wakes up in a cage. Randy and Gayle get their money’s worth. 
    Writing, Post Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.
    Sound Design by Tal Minear.
    CAST:
    Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Matthew Woodcock as Walt Clay.
    Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
    Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
    Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay.
    Su Ling Chan as Debra Clay.
    Graham Rowat as Newsham.
    Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad.
    Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater.
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    This episode included the following tracks: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. FIFA Slide by Keshco. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Specter by Alan Walker. Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod.
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    • 28 min
    The Observer's Local Horizon

    The Observer's Local Horizon

    Ed Choom tries to be everything to everyone and Charlotte finally remembers to do her job. 
    Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.
    CAST:
    Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
    Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
    Lindsay Zana as Camille.
    Danyelle Ellett as Destiny.
    Jordan Stillman as Judy.
    Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.
    Phil Sherwood as Jay.
    Kale Brown as Jimmie.
    Kristian Lawrence as Neil.
    Jessa Jordan as Tasha.
    Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    This episode included the tracks: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. U Think U by Glad Rags. Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Breakfast by Damian Baldano. HappyFBirthday by The Danimald. And a short sample from Machine Language by Mystery Mammal. 
    Episode Transcripts
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    • 27 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
126 Ratings

126 Ratings

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My new favorite!

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All Sides, No Entrée

Didn't care much for the story but stayed for the awesome production, voice acting and soundtrack.

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Great show!

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