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Two guys with poor standards bring you a talk show that will leave you questioning your moral values. Since 2008, Jersey John & The PHAT Man have been making babies cry and teaching old people what a Rusty Trombone really is! This is the perfect learning tool for your children to become the most productive homeless people ever!

Two Guys One Mic Jersey John & The PHAT Man

    • Comedy
    • 5.0, 9 Ratings

Two guys with poor standards bring you a talk show that will leave you questioning your moral values. Since 2008, Jersey John & The PHAT Man have been making babies cry and teaching old people what a Rusty Trombone really is! This is the perfect learning tool for your children to become the most productive homeless people ever!

    S3E1: “Fake Names, Crossbows & Too Much Mail”

    S3E1: “Fake Names, Crossbows & Too Much Mail”

    We’re kicking off Season 3 the one way we know how: a month into the new year with the strangest news stories you’ve missed in our absence! This time around we discuss a bizarre stole vehicle, why giving a fake name to the cops never works and what actually constitutes as an emotional support animal. Remember to like us on Facebook and follow along on Twitter!

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    • 53 min
    S2E16: “Don’t F##K With Willie Murphy”

    S2E16: “Don’t F##K With Willie Murphy”

    Happy Post Thanksgiving! We’re back with more stories to share and news you missed while you were exiled to the kids table during the holidays! This time around a man is convinced a taco saved his life, a harrowing flight, wild turkeys terrorize a New Jersey town and an epic old lady defends her home. Remember to subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Stitcher for Android and never miss an episode! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter for even more antics!

    • 59 min
    S2E15: “Brawling Judges, Eating Challenges & Toe Whiskey”

    S2E15: “Brawling Judges, Eating Challenges & Toe Whiskey”

    We’re into the holiday season and what could be better than kicking back with your favorite internet duo! This episode we discuss a strange UK traffic detour, a vacation paradise gone wrong, what a man does to an unfortunate stuffed Olaf and much, much more! Remember to subscribe on Apple Play, Google Play and Stitcher! Until next time…

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    • 1 hr 13 min
    S2E14: “Aggressive Flatulence, Bear Fights & Camel Nuts”

    S2E14: “Aggressive Flatulence, Bear Fights & Camel Nuts”

    This time around we discuss the epic purchase of a unique piece of artwork, what happens when you don’t control your gas, an unusual burglary and what happens when a women and a camel get a little too close for comfort. Remember you can find us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Google Play Music! Like, subscribe and enjoy!

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    • 1 hr
    S2E13: “Irradiated Snakes, Vegan Neighbors & Werewolf Babies”

    S2E13: “Irradiated Snakes, Vegan Neighbors & Werewolf Babies”

    This time around we update listeners on the elusive Bigfoot, a strange find in a stolen vehicle, why jogging in a cemetery is never a good idea, a mouse’s untimely end and much, much more! Remember to subscribe and never miss an episode! We’re on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher for Android and Google Play Music!

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    • 55 min
    S2E12: “Dank Gulls, Flaming Hornets & Evil Sex Robots”

    S2E12: “Dank Gulls, Flaming Hornets & Evil Sex Robots”

    Welcome back to another jam-packed episode with news you missed living your presumably normal adult life. This time around we discuss the dangers of dog walks in Australia, a seagull bro like no other, coding errors with unintended consequences and we’ll throw in a sword, a wheel barrow and a didgeridoo for good measure! Remember to subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher and Google Play Music and leave us some love! Until next time…

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    • 51 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
9 Ratings

9 Ratings

machCrzy8 ,

Too kool to snooze

Awesome podcast intro is hilarious... jus 2 guys with 1 mic making making fun of humanity stupidity😂😂

Hotsauce711 ,

Two cool dudez

It's a real fun listen for when you wanna hang out and laugh or rock out and laugh. You're gonna want to laugh if you're listening to this podcast.

ConcernedMom1000 ,

Best useless news podcast ever

Two friends who have great chemistry talk nonsense in the best way imaginable. Great for work commutes. Like hanging out with your best friends.

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