One of us has never read Twilight before, and the other is a self-proclaimed expert. Join us in taking a bite out of Twilight for the first time (or come back for your 17th time!) as we go chapter by chapter through the series.
Ep. 38 - New Moon Ch 23: Call Your Friend a MILF
If you wanted us to yell about Edward for almost an entire episode then this is it! From so called apologies, to weird guilt tripping we are HERE to call out the b******t. If Edward was a real person he would be the one making notes app twitter apologies left and right. We do some unpacking of Bella’s fear of turning 30 and Cam makes some predictions about the end of the book.
Ep 37 - New Moon Ch 22: Bella Does Cocaine
Covering chapter 22 of New Moon this week which means talking about anything other than the book! Casting choices for the new Mario movie are questionable, Cam recommends an opera about a frat boy to everyone and we talk about the best way to get spiders out of the shower. We also solve the mystery of Aro's onion skin and talk about more confusing vampire biology. Also Halloween is coming soon! What costumes are you guys dressing up as?
Ep 36 - New Moon Ch 21: Vampires are like Onions
We are done prerecording and are back to our usually scheduled nonsense! Join Em and Cam as we discuss our new living situations, dive into some fun Volturi lore, and contemplate whether or not Aro has layers like Shrek. Spoiler alert: methinks he does!
Ep. 35 - New Moon Ch. 20: Eddie is BACK
Join us on episode 35 where we talk about some actual good media for about 5 minutes before remembering we are a Twilight podcast. Cam declares she will go back in time to prevent bad 2000's fashion, we criticize the Cullens' cars and question (again) Edward's stupid sparkle plan. With Edward back... it's return to simp city.
Ep. 34 - New Moon Ch 19: Sheeeeeesh
Because of contractual obligations we did have to do an episode about the worst chapter in this book, chapter 19 which is nothing but a series of flights and Bella being upset. In a surprising twist Cam actually does some research about the city of Volterra. We also question Edward's sense of drama because who actually thinks sparkles are scary??
Ep 33 - New Moon Ch. 18: Bella IS Stinky
In this episode of Unbitten we cover chapter 18 of New Moon and discuss Bella's constant need to apologize, how Jacob is a s****y friend and Stephenie Meyer's bad foreshadowing. If there are any conclusions to draw in this chapter it's that Edward has the audacity. Spoiler alert: they don't go to Jacksonville. Also aside from our usual wish for Bella to go to therapy we think she should probably get that fainting condition checked out because girl what is wrong with you!
The BEST Twilight Podcast
Em and Cam are HILARIOUS!! I recently decided to give into my teenage nostalgia and reread all the Twilight books (and rewatch the movies of course), so I was really craving some extra Twilight content in my life. This podcast is exactly what I needed. They break down each chapter of the books and give great commentary. I laugh out loud every episode and I love hearing Cam’s reactions as she experiences iconic Twilight moments for the first time. It makes me feel like I am experiencing the Twilight series all over again with friends :) Thank you Em and Cam you guys are the light of my life right now!!
Love this Podcast!
After listening to Potterless, I’ve been looking for more podcasts like that! I’ve never read twilight but you guys make it so fun! And from an ex-Mormon point of view this podcast literally hits the spot. You guys are amazing! Keep up the good work!