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Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga Twilight
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One of us has never read Twilight before, and the other is a self-proclaimed expert. Join us in taking a bite out of Twilight for the first time (or come back for your 17th time!) as we go chapter by chapter through the series.
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Ep 91 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 37-39: Bibble is Your Gender
WELL WE MADE IT TO THE END OF THE BOOKS! LOOK AT US! From the Volturi non-fight to Alice's triumphant return and to their happily ever after, we arrive at the conclusion of a journey of years. But don't worry! We still have two more movies to get to!
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Ep 90 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 35-36: Volturi's Six Inch Nails
On this penultimate episode of the book (That's right! Next episode will be the final three chapters!) Bella picks up some important paperwork from our boy J, and then THE GIRLIES ARE HERE. The Volturi are giving us everything, Caius is a little bitch and the guard dogs are out. Mostly they just talk though but Aro is thriving.
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Ep 89 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 33-34: Max is a Blabbermouth
Covering chapters 33 and 34 of Breaking Dawn (how are we almost done?) we finally get to see what the hell J Jenks is all about. Bella survives her encounter in the "ghetto" and J sweats sweatily. Somehow we had the exact conversation LAST WEEK about something that happens in these chapters? I guess we're psychic!
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Ep 88 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 31-32: Smooth Undulations
Vampire Avengers Assemble! Today's episode is all our YA dreams with a cool team of hot vampires with special powers. Bella is special and talented and Stephenie Meyer does more racism! Are we even surprised at this point? No of course we aren't. Also why is all the best vampire world lore in the final 10 chapters of the final book?
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Ep 87 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 29-30: Mary Sue Cullen
Juicy plot in this episode! We read chapters 29 and 30 of Breaking Dawn and start unravelling what reason Alice might have had to leave the Cullens with no warning. Bella is... Smart? And now it is time for goo goo gaga special baby zone with Renesmee meeting the extended fam. What is up with her specialness and why does everyone love this little demon baby so much?
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Ep 86 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 27-28: Happy Jasper
We cover chapters 27 and 28 today with such excitement of Alice breaking a vase and Em breaking a Cam. Jasper enjoys being happy :) After a timeskip of all the happy peaceful vampire times, shit hits the fan and Cam makes some predictions about what will happen next.
Customer Reviews
Love this podcast!
I love this show. The banter is great and I love how critical of stephenie (she deserves it) you guys are hilarious. The only reason why I don’t give it 5 stars is because you guys spend like 10-15 minutes at the beginning of the podcast not talking about the chapter😭 please get to the content. That’s all for now :)
Heavy nostalgia vibess🍎
Just discovered this podcast and I’m already hooked! Can’t wait to listen to the Breaking Dawn movie episodes 😍
Bingeworthy
I found this podcast on Spotify but had to come here to leave a review. Cam and Emily are so funny and say all the things I thought while reading this series again as an adult. Currently binge listening to this *insert m dash* started this a few weeks ago and I’m already on episode 59. They’ve made me laugh out loud in public which makes me look as unhinged as the energy they bring to each episode. Whether you love, hate, or love/hate the Twilight series you need to listen.