🎭 Unfazed & Unphased: The Irony-Laden Tale of a Fearless Lad! 🌌

Once upon a snarky time, there was a peculiar lad utterly clueless about the spine-tingling sensation of fear, embarking on a quirky adventure to discover what makes folks scream in their nightmares. Spoiler: it wasn’t student loans. Fueled by an extraordinary blend of innocence and dense-ness, this young adventurer encounters a series of 'terrifying' experiences, including but not limited to, restless ghosts, animated skeletons doing the macabre macarena, and the grimmest of grinning cats. Yet, not a single chill runs down his steel-clad spine, not a goosebump in sight. In a plot twist smoother than butter, he marries a princess - because, as in all respectable fairy tales, the presence of royal blood and matrimony is as inevitable as daylight. Said princess, possibly with a minor in Psychology, teaches him the elusive art of fear through the universal language of throwing him out of the bed. And thus, with a slight concussion and an epiphany, our protagonist finally understands the shivers and quivers of fear, living ironically fearlessly ever after with his princess and a newfound respect for bedtime.