Unmuzzled Aaron Hendrick, Brian Burkett, Bryan Jones

Never ask for whom the banhammer swings. It swings for thee.

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Have you always wanted to be publicly humiliated by a luxury car company? Boy, is this the episode for you.

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BMW’s New Kink

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You Will Never Win at Candyland Again
The Internets Pretty Hate Machine
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Listen, you don't want to skip the ad-read this week. You'll swear we're drunk when it starts, but we bring it home strong. Also: if you know the difference between a llama and an alpaca, please email us. God knows we're not gonna give that a Goog.

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’s Dildo Problems
Illegal Porn (Is that a thing?)
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Turns out it’s a bad idea to get drunk and use a lathe. Or Facebook. Or upload 16 million people’s health info to GitHub. Plus: Amazon wants to help you track your ex, Elon Musk is still making you look lazy, and Burkett’s brother has a nifty way to get yourself on the sex offender registry for life! In prison, however, you’ll find lots of uses for our wonderful sponsor: theglasststraw.com

This week’s title brought to you by Burkett’s girlfriend, who listened to us ramble about M1 Macs, the App Store getting a little less greedy, and fake nudes for the spoiled broadband brats who don’t appreciate how good they have it.