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Ya like Reddit? Ever listen to it?

Unofficial Myantology

    • Comedy
    • 4.9, 29 Ratings

Ya like Reddit? Ever listen to it?

    Episode 97: America the Land of COPportunity

    Episode 97: America the Land of COPportunity

    It seems like with every new episode I'm ranting more and more about the corruption we find systemically replacing our freedoms in America.

    The days of innocence are long passed and now things just seem to be different variations of shit-sandwiches.

    Cops are abusing their power. Wives are pretending their weddings never happened. And Incels are being bested by alcoholic, disabled toddlers.

    Ok that last one might be a bit of a stretch but you'll have to listen to the episode to learn the truth.

    Until we meet again...
    for the first time,

    Myan

    • 18 min
    Episode 96: The WhoCARES ACT & the Heat Death of the Universe

    Episode 96: The WhoCARES ACT & the Heat Death of the Universe

    Damn! When will the insanity end? Maybe when our sun explodes and not a nanosecond sooner. In the meantime the disparity between the wealthy and the now unemployed, continues to grow exponentially as the unprecedentedly corrupted CARES Act, successfully expands the social chasm between the rich and poor. You thought it was big before...it just got $4 trillion wider.

    As the CEO's and politicians increase their portfolios and the average American gets a stipend for a month's rent, reanimated tax-code loop holes are giving millionaires yet another new revenue stream. While Republicans may not be known for their artistic creativity, they are doing unbelievable things with tax law for big businesses.

    And then I close today's show with the inevitable death of our Universe. So... Yeah, enjoy.

    Don't pillage my village,
    Myan

    • 16 min
    Episode 95 (Myantology Edition) Rule 8 and ByeBye Bernie

    Episode 95 (Myantology Edition) Rule 8 and ByeBye Bernie

    Wow this one really kicked my ass. You do a podcast for a year where you basically hit the record button and wing it for an hour with absolutely no edits and not technical responsibilities, to what Myantology has become and it's like going from serving drinks on an airplane, to building an airplane. Good thing I love it. They tell you that when you're a kid, "do what you love." I am pretty sure a fifteen minute podcast about an internet social news aggregate was not what I had in mind at the time... but here we are.

    Rule 8 was an adventure I didn't see coming and I really learned a lot. Even some things about myself. Mostly good. u/AlarmedScholar and u/Leaf_Currency (among other mods I'm sure) did some fantastic work maintaining the ruse that was Rule 8 and I now further understand the wild west that is the realm of Reddit moderating. ...Or is that moderation? Eh I'm sure they both apply, after all, everything in moderation, right? Including... ah you know the rest.

    Ok, I've never stood in front of a computer more than I have for this episode so I'm signing off, taking a day to myself and then getting to work on episode 96.

    Give your therapy dog a hug for me
    Myan

    • 17 min
    Episode 94 (Myantology Edition)Cornpop, his bad boys and Sellout Symone Sanders

    Episode 94 (Myantology Edition)Cornpop, his bad boys and Sellout Symone Sanders

    You know, I'm no Justice Warrior. I'm more of a Justice Enthusiast. I'm not on the front lines, I'm at home, Justice-ing between plates of handmade pasta and little crackers topped with salmon spread and pickled jalapeño slices. Hey, when you can't leave the house because of corona, you become the host, waiter, busser AND chef of your own personal café and let me tell you, Chez Myannaise, although very very exclusive, has been booked 24/7 for weeks now.

    Today's' five course meal marks the ubiquitously adored (and feared) rule of three. As Myan's third solo episode of Unofficial, the aptly named "Myantology Edition", crosses a threshold, meets a milestone and hurdles the watershed, as the front page of Reddit once again provides a bottomless, rabbit-blackhole of fun and information...which I call "Funformation." No, fun and knowledge. It's "Funowledge." No, wait uuuh fun and, fun aaaaand...truth! "FRUTH!" Fruth, it's fruth.

    So hop on and get your full dose of living,
    While going absolutely nowhere.
    Take your 15 minute break and spend it with me.
    You don't have to bother to even do your hair.

    The system is designed to eat us alive,
    And it's been growing unchallenged for quite some time.
    I really don't know if we're gonna make it at all,
    Wednesdays now, way more wine.

    And I'll be coming back to you real real soon,
    From the front page of Reddit with proof.
    That we're all kinda f****d but in this together
    And fair best with a shared helping of Fruth.

    Good talk, see you out there,
    Myan

    • 17 min
    Episode 93 (Myantology Edition)Trump's Punchable Face and The Great Hack

    Episode 93 (Myantology Edition)Trump's Punchable Face and The Great Hack

    I would never advocate violence for any reason outside of self defense. But look at that face. In other news if you haven't seen the documentary, The Great Hack, you might wanna check it out. Adds another piece into the puzzle of understanding how Trump was able to drop his dick on the desk in the oval office. Cause it's still a mystery to me. Every day. Every. Day.

    To those who hate it when you. do. this. Sorry. I just thought it was funny so I went. for. it. Again, sorry.

    My family is all here for the lockdown so I have to go, so no more terrible jokes. For now.

    I will always love you
    Myan

    • 15 min
    Episode 92 (Myantology Edition)Covid-19 Herd immunity & Bernie vs. Biden 12

    Episode 92 (Myantology Edition)Covid-19 Herd immunity & Bernie vs. Biden 12

    What do you do when the whole world starts to fall apart? Do you curl up, accept defeat and wait for the demons to harvest your organs? Yes, sometimes that’s all you can do. But other times, when the gut-merchants are busy with other homes and red tape gives you a few months of breathing room, you shout to the hilltops! Hey, Hilltops, you think you’re better than ME?! I read Atlas Shrugged, what did you ever do?!

    It’s time for Unofficial to return to the digital airwaves and although Coop&Myan are still friends, legally Unofficial can no longer boast that catchy mantra. It’s just Myan now…Myan, Myan. Myan, Myan. Ok it’s not as fun, I don’t even think the rhythm is the same but that doesn’t matter right now, we’re looking down the barrel of a global pandemic and everybody else seems to have their own podcast so why not Zoidberg?? Shameless Futurama joke there, apologies to the uncool folk who don’t have 7 handles on Reddit.

    But now is your chance, if you still don’t know what Reddit is then listening to the new Unofficial, (Myantology edition) will soon educate you on your new best friend…The Reddit Front Page aka The Front Page of the Internet. Its the perfect blend of smart-idiots from around the world being filtered through a brilliant-moron, directly into your ear and then on to eating your brain. Just like that scene from The Beastmaster…only totally not gross like that at all.

    Stoked to be back, I missed you all, but mostly, I missed myself.

    With the appropriate amount of love…

    Myan

    • 15 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
29 Ratings

29 Ratings

Jah Wayne ,

Love it

I love this thing. Mainly cus I get to be apart of this thing!

SSainte429 ,

Love it as a guest and a listener!

LOVE THESE TWO. Five stars. Super engaging, diverse range of topics, eloquent and interesting guests, this pod has it all!

Shaleia 23 ,

A Fascinating Find

I could expound in extensive detail about the intriguing layers in this upbeat, eclectic and meaningful show, but you'll find out for yourself when you listen. So needed in a time when natural exchange, honesty without overindulgence and just plain enjoyment, are in short supply. These guys are not trivial or commonplace and are fun and inspiring for listeners of all ages and types of thinkers! Cudos, Coop and Myan! Having a great time watching this creative exchange develop !

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