
32 episodes

Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium Elizabeth Guizzetti
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Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian and librarian, in the hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com
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PFC Episode 26: No Hot Girl Summers
Loretta angrily explains why going to the beach is a bad idea for a vampire, even if it is hot out.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons!
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
Music:
Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com
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PFC Episode 25: Trapped
Lady Loretta tells the terrifying tale of the Ancient Vampire Titus Maximus Valarie, an auger and bird lover who built a hut along a wetland that disappeared during the Cape Ann Earthquake. Trapped under the earth and unable to die, Titus's only option is to reach for freedom.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons!
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
Music:
Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com
Support the show
Thank you for listening.
Social Media:
https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/
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PFC Episode 24: Forgetting How to Vampire
Lady Loretta tells a sad story of the exile of Ruth, a talented weaver and spinner. After a sickness ran through her village, she was accused of witchcraft and making a deal with the devil. She is accosted by the Witchhunter General and his assistant. Little does anyone know Ruth is a two-hundred-year-old vampire.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. June's topic is the fear of becoming trapped when starvation or thirst cannot kill you.
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
Music:
Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com
Sound Effects:
Dark_Ambient_021.wav by Jalastram (Freesound Project/Attribution License)
Soft Horror Piano Drone from Story Blocks
Horror Pulsing Drone by Gerainsan (Freesound Project/Creative Commons License)
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PFC Episode 23: The Problem with Children
Lady Loretta describes why the rules of no children in residence apply to vampires of the coven by telling the story of Andrew Farrow, the Senior, and his son, Andrew Junior, of the tragedy that unfolded in their Mississippi home back in the 1980s.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com. May's topic is Forgetting how to Vampire (or People)
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
Music:
Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com
Soft Horror Piano Drone from Story Blocks.
Support the show on the Patreon
Kickstarter for Honor And Chivalry Among Vampires is going on between April 4th and May 1st: If you want an illustrated hardback copy, then go to https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/129641212/honor-and-chivalry-among-vampires
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PFC Episode 22: Conquering our Obsession Natures
Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of knowing one's own weakness and overcoming our obsessions. She also tells a story which she was told in 1843 of the vampire Aodhan Fitzgerald, a pig farmer, who fell in love with another farmer, John Doyle to his own misfortune.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
Music:
Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt.
Learn More at www.wittynotes.com
Support the show by donating to our patreon.
Support the showThank you for listening.
Social Media:
https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
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PFC Episode 21: For the Love of Meat
Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of the meat industry to the modern vampire coven. She also tells a story in 1931 when during the Great Depression the coven hunted and ate their last human victim and how the meat was divided and the total yields.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
Music:
Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt.
Learn More at www.wittynotes.com
Support the show by donating to our patreon.
Support the showThank you for listening.
Social Media:
https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/